Pill Bill - Volume 1 - Barbara Boxer's Daily Show Reenactment

  • Aired:  03/01/12
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Barbara Boxer takes the Daily Show's "The Vagina Ideologues" bit out of context and deconstructs it during the Senate's Blunt amendment debate. (3:49)

OF SHOWS.

OF COURSE DEMOCRATS ARE

DEBATING THE ISSUE AS WELL,

LET'S CHECK IN.

>> JON STEWART TOOK THIS

ISSUE ON AND SAID, WELL,

I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING, I

LOVE THE BLUNT AMENDMENT,

BECAUSE, HE SAY, I'M AN

EMPLOYER AND I BELIEVE THAT

HUMOR IS THE BEST MEDICINE.

>> Jon: ALL RIGHT, FIRST OF

ALL, I CAN'T POSSIBLY SOUND

THAT JEWISH.

SECOND OF ALL, YOU ARE

TAKING THAT OUT OF CONTEXT

AND MISCONSTRUING WHAT I

SAID AND THAT'S MY JOB TO DO

TO YOU.

(LAUGHTER)

THIS IS THE BIT WE DID.

LOOK AT THE BIT WE DID.

>> I, ALONG WITH READERS

DIGEST MAGAZINE BELIEVE

LAUGHTER IS THE BEST

MEDICINE, AND YOU KNOW, IF I

REMEMBER CORRECTLY ONE OF MY

WRITERS HAS BEEN FIGHTING

THE FLU FOR SEVERAL WEEKS

NOW.

HEY, ELLIOTT, COME ON OUT

HERE.

>> THIS IS NOT ANOTHER

TREATMENT S IT.

>> Jon: YEAH, UH--

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> WHY CAN'T YOU GET ME

ZITHROMAX.

>> Jon: ZITHROMAX, THAT SAY

FUNNY WORD.

THAT'S WHAT WE DID.

SEE NOW WHAT HAPPENS TO A

DECENT IDEA, ONCE IT HITS

THE FLOOR OF THE UNITED

STATES SENATE.

>> HUMOR IS THE BEST

MEDICINE, HE SAID.

SO HE SAID, SO, THAT'S WHAT

I AM GOING TO DO.

HE SAID I HAVE AN EXAMPLE

HERE AND THEN THIS GUY COMES

ON TO THE STAGE WITH A VERY

BAD COLD AND FLU AND HE IS

SNEEZING AND HE SAYS,

MR. STEWART, DO I HAVE TO

HAVE ANOTHER TREATMENT NOW?

AND HE SAYS YES.

AND HE STAKES A SELLINGER

BOTTLE AND HE SPRAYS IT ALL

OVER THE GUY, THAT WAS HIS

TREATMENT BECAUSE IT WAS

FUNNY AND HE WAS SUPPOSED TO

LAUGH AND THAT WAS SUPPOSED

TO CURE THIS PERSON.

AND HE SAID NOT ANOTHER

TREATMENT.

(LAUGHTER)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Jon: WHY DON'T YOU JUST

PULL MY HEART OUT OF MY

CHEST AND EAT IT IN FRONT OF

ME.

(LAUGHTER)

ACTUALLY THAT BRINGS DOES TO

OUR NEWEST COMPILATION BOX

SET, BARBARA BOXER MEANDERS

THROUGH EPISODES OF THE

DAILY SHOW LIKE ONE OF YOUR

MOM'S FRIENDS.

(LAUGHTER)

THIS SET HAS GOT ALL YOUR

DAILY SHOW FAVORITES.

IT'S GOT I CAN'T BELIEVE

THEY DID THAT JOHN KERRY

SPEAKS SLOWLY.

WE MUSED LOOK.

BUT JOHN OLIVER, THAT'S

ABSURD.

AND OF COURSE NEWT GINGRICH

GETS MARRIED A LOT.

>> HAVING JUST WATCHED A

VIDEO CLIP, JON MAKES A

FUNNY FACE AND BANGS ON HIS

DESK, YOU KNOW, AT WHICH

POINT HE THEN EXPLAINS IN A

VERY EXASPERATED MANNER, ARE

YOU-- KIDDING ME.

>> Jon: BUT THAT'S NOT ALL.

IF YOU ACT NOW, WILL YOU

ALSO GET SOME LEGENDARY

DAILY SHOW MOMENTS INCLUDING

OUR ALL TIME CLASSIC DONALD

TRUMP EATS PIZZA WITH A

FORK.

>> DONALD TRUMP CONSUMES THE

DAILY WHEEL OF SAUSAGE

CHEESE BUT GET THIS HE USES

A YOU TENSE IL RATHER THAN

JUST HIS HANDS.

WELL, JON IS NOT LETTING HIM

GET AWAY WITH THAT.

HE THEN PROCEEDS TO

DEMONSTRATE THE PROPER

METHOD FOR INGESTING THE

SAVORY NEW YORK STAPLE,

USING AN ITALIAN ACCENT,

DESPITE THE FACT THAT ALL

GENEALOGICAL RECORDS REVEAL

HIM TO BE OF EASTERN

EUROPEAN JEWISH ANCEST REE.

IT'S TERRIFIC.

>> Jon: THERE YOU HAVE IT,

HOPEFULLY BARBARA BOXER WILL

NO LONGER DO MY JOKES ON THE

FLOOR OF THE SENATE AND SHE

WON'T GET A CHANCE TO

DO-- SHE'S TALKING ABOUT ME

IN REALTIME NOW.

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