Despot Housewives

  • Aired:  07/26/12
  •  | Views: 12,365

North Korean leader Kim Jong-un marries a mystery bride, but details of the royal wedding are less revealing than nuclear secrets. (2:25)

( THEME SONG PLAYING )

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

>> Jon: WELCOME TO THE "DAILY SHOW." MY NAME IS JON STEWART.

YOU'RE IN FOR A TREAT TONIGHT.

JOINING ME ON THIS STAGE, BOTH ZACH GALFIANAKIS AND WILL FERRELL.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) VERY EXCITING.

NOT THE COMEDIANS.

THE NOBEL PRIZE-WINNING ECONOMISTS OF THE SAME NAME.

QUITE A COINCIDENCE.

VERY EXCITING.

BUT ANYWAY, BEFORE WE GET GOING,

GIRLS, I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS.

>> NORTH KOREAN LEADER KIM JONG UN IS A MARRIED MAN.

( LAUGHTER )

>> Jon: THAT'S RIGHT,

LADIES!

YOU'RE FAVORITE MAN-CHILD WITH A WALK-IN CLOSET FULL OF MAO WORK SHIRTS -- SIZE HUSKY-- YOU

MISSED YOUR CHANCE UNLESS HE DECREES THAT HE REMEMBER TAKE MORE THAN ONE BRIDE.

LOOK, HOW DID HE MEET THE LUCKY LADY?

I ASSUME K-DATE, BUT...

( LAUGHTER )

>> LITTLE IS KNOWN ABOUT THE SO-CALLED MYSTERY WOMAN.

THEY DID NOT CONFIRM THE IDENTITY OF HIS WIFE.

>> LITERALLY, ALL WE KNOW IS THAT HE'S MARRIED.

>> Jon: IT'S SO FRUSTRATING!

I GET KEEPING YOUR NUCLEAR TESTS SECRETS BUT WHAT KIND OF MONSTERS WITHHOLD ROYAL WEDDING DETAILS?

WE LIVE FOR THAT.

THAT'S NOT GOING TO STOP ME FROM REENACTING.

HERE'S MY IMPRESSION OF THE ATTENDEES OF THE KIM WEDDING THROWING RICE AT THE HAPPY COUPLE.

ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.

HORR A!

CONGRATULATIONS!

I-- ( APPLAUSE )

( LAUGHTER ) I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE TRIED THAT

IN REHEARSAL FIRST.

( LAUGHTER ) ANYWAY--

( LAUGHTER ) THE WEDDING GUESTS ARE

DESPERATELY EATING THE VERY RICE THE GOVERNMENT DISTRIBUTED

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