Indecision 2012 - My Two Bads

  • Aired:  02/27/12
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Jessica Williams weighs in on Rick Santorum's claim that college is just a liberal indoctrination center where Barack Obama remakes students in his own image. (2:35)

US TO A MADRASSAH.

FOR MORE ON RICK SANTORUM'S

COMMENTS WE SEND TO JESSICA

WILLIAMS WHO JOINS US LIVE.

THANKS FOR JOINING US.

( APPLAUSE )

WHAT COLLEGE ARE YOU REPORTING

FROM?

>> DOES IT EVEN MATTER, JON?

I MEAN THEY'RE ALL THE SAME.

YOU GOT YOUR QUAD.

YOUR STUDENT CENTER.

YOUR FEMINIST BOOKSTORE.

YOUR GAY BOOKSTORE.

YOUR DRIVE-THROUGH ABORTION

CHRICHB I CAN.

... CLINIC.

>> Jon: YOU ARE TECHNICALLY

STILL A COLLEGE STUDENT, YES?

YOU'VE SUSPENDED YOUR STUDIES

A BIT TO BE ON THE PROGRAM

WITH US.

>> YEP.

YOU KNOW AFTER ALL THIS DAILY

SHOW BUSINESS DIES DOWN, I'M

TOTALLY GOING BACK.

>> Jon: YOU'RE NEVER GOING

BACK, ARE YOU?

>> NOT IN A MILLION YEARS,

JON.

I'M ON TV!

>> Jon: VERY NICE.

>> LOOK, TAKE IT FROM ME,

KIDS.

DROP OUT OF SCHOOL AND YOU GET

TO BE ON TV.

>> Jon: NO, NO.

THAT'S THE WRONG... SO, WHAT

DO YOU SAY TO THIS WHOLE

COLLEGE IS JUST A LIBERAL

INDOCTRINATION CENTER WHERE

BARACK OBAMA IS MAKING

STUDENTS IN HIS IMAGE.

>> IT'S ALL TRUE, JON.

CHECK THIS OUT.

THIS IS ME THREE YEARS AGO.

( APPLAUSE )

>> Jon: THAT DOES NOT LOOK

LIKE YOU.

>> IT DEFINITELY IS ME.

I USED TO BE A SWEET, INNOCENT

CHURCH GOING GIRL WHO BELIEVED

VOLCANOS HAPPENED WHEN THE

DEVIL HAS HICK CUPS.

THEN I WENT TO COLLEGE, AND

THEY EXPOSED ME TO NEW IDEAS.

LITERATURE, PHILOSOPHY,

SOMETHING CALLED SCIENCE.

AND BY THE END OF SOPHOMORE

YEAR, I WAS A BLACK GIRL.

>> Jon: IT WAS ALL TRUE.

>> IT'S ABSOLUTELY TRUE.

IF I WOULD HAVE STAYED ONE

MORE YEAR, I WOULD HAVE LOOKED

LIKE THIS.

>> Jon: JESSICA, YOU KNOW, I

WENT TO COLLEGE AND THAT

DIDN'T HAPPEN TO ME.

>> YEAH, YOU'RE SUPER OLD AND

YOU WENT TO SCHOOL LIKE 60

YEARS AGO.

THEY PROBABLY REMADE YOU INTO

JIMMY CARTER'S IMAGE.

>> Jon: OH, MY GOD.

PEANUTS.

WHERE DID THESE COME FROM?

WAIT.

ISN'T THE POINT OF COLLEGE TO

EXPOSE YOUNG ADULTS TO NEW

IDEAS AND NEW WAYS OF

THINKING?

>> SEE, THAT'S THE PROBLEM

RIGHT THERE.

YOUNG ADULTS, KIDS TURN 18 AND

ALL OF A SUDDEN THEY START

THINKING FOR THEMSELVES.

BUT IF THEY NEVER GROW UP,

THEY'LL NEVER GET OBAMA-FIED.

>> Jon: ARE YOU TELLING ME

THAT SANTORUM IS NAIVE 16-TO

17-YEAR-OLD GIRLS IN CATHOLIC

UNIFORMS WHO BELIEVES WHATEVER

SANTORUM TELLS THEM.

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