Post-Democalyptic World - The Porn Ultimatum

  • Aired:  11/08/12
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California loves referendums even more than it loves putting avocado on things that avocados really don't belong on. (3:40)

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

>> Jon: WELCOME TO THE DAILY SHOW, MY NAME IS JON STEWART, TONIGHT WE HAVE GOOD GUEST,

DIRECTOR-- DIRECTOR AND STAR OF BROOKLYN CASTLE.

THE FASCINATING DOCUMENTARY ABOUT CHESS CHAMPIONS IN AN INTERMEDIATE SCHOOL IN THE CITY.

I GIVE IT SIX PAWNS UP, I DON'T KNOW CHESS.

SO ROOKS?

I'M AN IDIOT.

LET'S START TONIGHT WITH THE ELECTION.

YOU KNOW THE ELECTION THAT JUST ENDED AND THE ONE YOU DON'T EVER REALLY WANT TO

HEAR ABOUT AGAIN, THAT ONE.

PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS ARE NEVER JUST ABOUT VOTING ON WHO GETS TO RUN NAKED THROUGH THE WHITE HOUSE IN

THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.

I'M LOOKING AT YOU, EISENHOWER.

(LAUGHTER) SOMEBODY'S BEEN WORKING OUT.

IT'S ALSO ABOUT BALLOT REFERENDUMS, REFERENDA-- BALLOTS BALLOTS-- IF YOU ARE TALKING

ABOUT BALLOT INITIATIVES YOU HAVE TO TALK CALIFORNIA.

A STATE THAT LOVES REFERENDUMS EVEN MORE THAN IT DOES PUTTING AVOCADOS ON ON THINGS THAT IT DOESN'T

BELONG ON.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE, THAT IS A CHEESE STEAK, WHY WOULD YOU MUT AVOCADO ON A CHEESE STAKE.

WHAT DID THEY VOTE, A TAX EXEMPT STAT TO US WEIRDOES ON THE BOURD WALK WITH SNAKES ON A SHOULDER,

CUPCAKES MUST HAVE AT LEAST 3% KALE.

>> DMAL CALL VOTERS AGREED TO PAY MORE IN SALES TAX AND MORE IN INCOME TAX FOR HIGH

EARNERS TO HELP CLOSE WHAT GOVERNOR JERRY BROWN CALLS A $34 BILLION STATE BUDGET CAP.

>> OH.

CALIFORNIA ACTUALLY DECIDING TO START TRYING TO PAY FOR SOME OF THE [BLEEP] THEY

WANT TO DO.

MY BABY'S GROWING UP.

(LAUGHTER) ANY OTHER REFERENDUM.

>> 53% OF CALIFORNIA VOTERS REJECTED A REFERENDUM THAT WOULD HAVE ABOLISHED THE

DEATH PENALTY.

>> WHAT'S UP, CALIFORNIA.

PAYING YOUR BILLS, THINNING THE HERD.

YOU ARE YOUR TURNING INTO YOUR DAD!

NEXT THING YOU KNOW EVERYBODY IS GOING TO HAVE TO WEAR A CONDOM IN CALIFORNIA.

>> THIS LOS ANGELES VOTERS DECIDED IT THAT MALE PORN STARS MUST WEAR CONDOMS

DURING FILMING.

(LAUGHTER) SO IN LOS ANGELES YOU GUYS FOCUS GROUP EVERYTHING?

ARE ALL PORN DECISIONS COMMUNITY-BASED.

SHOULD THE MUSIC IN PORN HAVE SO MUCH BASS.

ARE WE DOING TOO MANY SCENES OUT BY THE POOL, YES OR NO.

HOW MANY GUYS HAVE TO BE THERE BEFORE THE SCENE STARTS TO FEEL A LITTLE BIT GAY.

MORE OR LESS THAN FIVE.

(APPLAUSE) OF COURSE, IT IS LESS THAN FIVE-- OF COURSE FOR THE MOST NUANCED TAKE ON THIS

ISSUE YOU REALLY NEED TO TUNE INTO THAT NEW SHOW A CROSS-SECTION OF ADULT WOMEN

GIGGLE ABOUT SEX.

I'M SORRY, THAT IS MY TiVO'S PROGRAM DECISION, I MEANT THE VIEW.

>> I THOUGHT THIS ONE WOULD INTEREST YOU.

REQUIRED USE OF CONDOMS IN PORN MOVIES.

LOS ANGELES --

>> WAIT A MINUTE.

>> NO, NO, NOT IN THE MOVIE THEATRE-- BARBARA!

ARE YOU HAVING SEX IN THE MOVIE THEATRES?

(LAUGHTER) I DON'T KNOW WHAT I --

>> OH, I THINK YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT-- (LAUGHTER) YOU MINTION.

LET ME REASSURE YOU, MISS WALTERS YOU CAN STILL CONTINUE TO HAVE YOUR UNPROTECTED MOVIE THEATRE SEX.

(LAUGHTER) MAKE SURE NO ONE IS FILMING

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