Rally to Restore Sanity Location

  • Aired:  10/06/10
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The east end of the National Mall is useful, accessible and synonymous with nothing else that's ever been done down there. (2:41)

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

REGULAR VIEWERS OF THIS PROGRAM

ARE AWARE THAT WE ARE PLANNING

SOMEWHAT OF A GET-TOGETHER, A

RALLY TO RESTORE SANITY ON

OCTOBER 30th IN THE YEAR OF

OUR LORD 2010 IN WASHINGTON,

D.C.

BUT THE QUESTION THEN BECOMES

WHERE EXACTLY IN WASHINGTON,

D.C.

D.CAN K. IS A RATHER LARGE AND

QUITE FRANKLY POORLY DESIGNED

CITY.

[LAUGHTER]

SERIOUSLY, FOUR UNCONNECTED

EIGHTH STREETS?

IT'S LIKE A NEW YORK AVENUE THAT

FOR SOME REASON JUST TURNS INTO

CONNECTICUT AVENUE FOR NO

APPARENT REASON.

I MEAN, THE WHOLE THING IS...

I'M SURPRISE GRAVITY WORKS DOWN

THERE SOMETIMES.

ANYWAY, WE BELIEVE WE FINALLY

FOUND A SPACE ON THE NATIONAL

MALL THAT SEEMS USEFUL,

SUCCESSFUL AND AT THE SAME TIME

SYNONYMOUS WITH NOTHING ELSE

THAT'S EVER BEEN DONE.

IT'S NOT THE LINCOLN MEMORIAL

WHERE THE HISTORIC MARTIN LUTHER

KING SPOKE OR THE HIS STAIRIC

GLENN BECK SPOKE OR WHERE FOREST

FOUND JENNY.

OH, FOREST.

HE DOESN'T KNOW IT YET, BUT

BECAUSE SHE'S A HIPPIE, GOD

KILLS HER.

[LAUGHTER]

HE DOESN'T KNOW IT YET.

IT'S NOT THE STEPS OF THE

CAPITOL BUILDING WHERE THE

MILLION MAN MARCH WAS HELD OR

THE WASHINGTON MONUMENT WHERE

GIANT BIZARRE ROW AND GIANT

SUPERMAN ONCE DUALED FOR

SUPREMACY.

WE WILL RALLY HERE, RIGHT HERE,

THE EAST END OF THE NATIONAL

MALL BETWEEN THIRD STREET AND

SEVENTH STREET.

AS YOU CAN SEE, THERE'S THE

WASHINGTON MONUMENT.

THERE'S THE REFLECTING POOL.

THERE'S THE LINCOLN MEMORIAL.

WE'RE IN THE BACK OF ALL THAT.

AS FAR AS WE KNOW, NO HUGE,

ICONIC EVENT HAS EVER TAKEN

PLACE THERE, AND IT'S FAR ENOUGH

AWAY FROM GROUND ZERO, 206

MILES, FOR US TO HAVE ASH AT THE

EVENT.

THAT'S RIGHT.

AS LONG AS HE STAYS ON THE

SOUTHRENMOST PART OF THE STAGE.

SO JOIN US THERE.

AND WHILE YOU'RE PLANNING A

TRIP, CONTRIBUTE TO THE RALLY'S

DESIGNATED CHARITY, THE TRUST

FOR THE NATIONAL MALL.

YOU CAN DO IT BY CLICKING ON

DONATE AT RALLYFORSANITY.COM OR

GO TO NATIONALMALL.ORG AND CLICK

ON CONTRIBUTE.

THE NATIONAL MALL IS AN

INCREDIBLE MONUMENT FOR ALL

AMERICANS.

IT'S IN DESPERATE NEED FOR

REPAIR, ESPECIALLY AFTER ALL OF

US RALLY ON IT.

IT'S THE REASONABLE THING TO DO.

GET READY TO RALLY, AND

REMEMBER, THIS IS THE PEOPLE'S

PLACE, SO TREAT THE MALL WITH

RESPECT, WHICH MEANS DON'T TAKE

ANY PICTURES OF YOURSELVES

PRETENDING THE WASHINGTON

MONUMENT IS YOUR PENIS.

[APPLAUSE]

[LAUGHTER]

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