World War III Update - Big Trouble in Little Everywhere

  • Aired:  01/28/13
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Veteran World War III chasers have pinned their hopes for global annihilation on Israel and Iran, but don't count out North Korea. (3:48)

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW.

NOW, WHEN WOMEN NOW BEING ALLOWED IN COMBAT THE NEXT BIG QUESTION IS WHERE WILL WE SEND THEM?

IT BRINGS US TO OUR NEW SEGMENT WORLD WAR III UPDATE.

BIG TROUBLES EVERYWHERE.

YOU KNEW THAT WAS COMING.

VETERAN WORLD WAR III CHASERS HAVE PINNED THEIR HOPES FOR GLOBAL ANNIHILATION IN ISRAEL

AND IRAN.

THIS ISSUE WAS ADDRESSED

>> QUITE SOPHISTICATED.

IT'S NOT AN ISSUE OF EITHER WAY MAJOR WAR

>> Jon: I'M SORRY.

BECAUSE OF MY FAMILY HISTORY I CAN ONLY HEAR WHAT HE WAS SAYING AS EXPRESSING DISAPPOINTMENT IN

MY CAREER.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE REALLY SAID.

CAN ANYBODY GIVE US A TRANSLATION OF WHAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT THERE, NONGUILT LADEN

>> MOST EXPERTS INTERPRETED THAT AS ISRAEL SORT OF BACKING AWAY FROM A THREAT OF LAUNCHING A

FULL-SCALE MILITARY ATTACK.

>> Jon: ISRAEL STANDING DOWN?

IS THAT A SUGGESTION THAT THEY WON'T LAUNCH A PRE-EMPTIVE STRIKE AGAINST IRAN?

IS THERE ANYTHING I SHOULD KNOW?

>> ISRAEL COULD LAUNCH A PRE-EMPTIVE STRIKE TO STOP CHEMICAL WEAPONS

>> Jon: SO CLOSE.

THANKFULLY THERE'S STILL NOT WORLD WAR III.

IT'S A REGIONAL WAR.

NUMBER 4,692.

WHO IS GOING TO GO FOR BAT FOR A RUTHLESS DICTATOR LIKE ASSAD

>> IRAN IS STICKING BY SYRIA THIS IS THE STRONGEST WARNING WE'VE HEARD YET THAT ANY ATTACK

ON SYRIA WOULD BE CONSIDERED BY IRAN AS AN ATTACK ON IRAN.

>> Jon: DAMN YOU, TRANSITIVE PROPERTY.

ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS KEEP SYRIA AND ISRAEL APART AND THEN IRAN WILL NEVER GET INTO IT.

THAT'S ALL WE HAVE TO DO.

GOT IT

>> RISING TENSIONS IN ASIA, NORTH KOREA THREATENED TO QUOTE SETTLE ACCOUNTS WITH THE U.S.

WITH A NUCLEAR TIP MISSILE

>> Reporter: KIM JONGO NOVMENT YOU DIDN'T.

COME ON, NOW.

SOMEBODY HAS A MISSILE WITH A NUCLEAR TIP.

COME ON.

WHO IS AFRAID OF THIS GUY?

LOOKS LIKE HE SHOULD BE CHASING PEE WEE HERMAN FOR HIS BIKE.

COME ON.

>> IT'S BELIEVED THE SECRETIVE REGIME HAS A NUCLEAR ARSENAL OF AS MANY AS 12 WEAPONS.

AND POWERFUL ONES.

>> Jon: ALL RIGHT.

12 POWERFUL NUCLEAR WEAPONS.

HOW BAD COULD THAT BE?

>> MODELS SHOW SUCH A BOMB COULD LEVEL AN AREA ROUGHLY ABOUT THE SIZE OF, SAY, LOWER MANHATTAN.

>> Jon: SAY, LOWER MANHATTAN?

WHAT, NO.

DON'T SAY.

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO SAY?

JUST DON'T SAY.

COME ON.

9/11, A FLOOD AND A HURRICANE.

WE'VE HAD ENOUGH DISASTERS.

DON'T USE US AS THE HYPOTHETICAL.

WHEN DID LOWER MANHATTAN BECOME STANDARD UNIT OF DESTRUCTION MEASUREMENT?

THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW.

WHY HAS IT GOT TO BE...

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THAT COULD VERY EASILY BE MY PIZZA DELIVERY XENO.

FOR GOD'S SAKE CAN'T WE CONVERT BACK TO [BLEEP] RHODE ISLAND?

HOW MANY RHODE ISLANDS ARE.

TWO REGIONAL WARS.

STILL NOT WORLD WAR III.

IRAN AND NORTH KOREA.

TRANSITIVE PROPERTY.

SOMEONE CALL ISRAEL AND TELL THEM.

I'M NOT SURE BUT THEY MAY BE AT

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