Bruce Willis

  • Aired:  10/05/10
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Bruce Willis hates seeing himself on camera and warns kids about the dangers of shaving their heads unnecessarily. (6:45)

>> Jon: WELCOME BACK.

MY GUEST TONIGHT HIS LATEST FILM

IS CALLED "RED."

>> I AM HIGH.

YOU ARE SOME BEAUTIFUL GREEN

EYES.

>> YOU REALLY ARE C.I.A.

>> Jon: COOL.

PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW

BRUCE WILLIS.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> Jon: THAT WAS BAD ASS.

THAT WAS A LITTLE BIT BAD AS, IS

THAT MOVE.

>> IT WAS -- WHO DOESN'T LIKE

SHOOTING WEAPONS?

[LAUGHTER]

ON CAMERA.

>> Jon: IT'S A NICE THING.

NOW THE CARS IS -- THIS IS

ALL -- ARE YOU IN A CAR BEING

SPUN AROUND?

>> NO.

>> Jon: HOW DO THEY EVEN DO

THIS?

>> THEY JUST MOVED THE CAR A

LITTLE BIT AND I JUST -- JUST

MISSED ME.

>> Jon: IT WAS LIKE AND --

ANIMATION.

>> IT WAS ANIMATION SKWROFRPBG

YOU ARE A CLAYMATION IN THIS

FILM.

WHEN YOU WALKED OUT ON LETTERMAN

WHEN THE MEAT HAT, MY ESTEEM FOR

YOU, AND I HAVE A LOT OF ESTEEM

FOR YOU, WENT THROUGH THE ROOF.

NOT A LOT OF GUYS WOULD COMMIT

BUT YOU DO IT.

>> THANK YOU.

LINES WERE -- LINES WERE CROSSED

THANK YOU.

IT WAS NERVE WRACKING.

[LAUGHTER]

>> Jon: DID DAVE -- DID HE

MENTION EARLY HE WAS GOING TO

TAKE A BITE OF YOUR MEAT HAT

WHEN YOU WERE OUT THERE?

>> IT WAS A SPOAN TAINOUS

MOMENT.

>> Jon: I JUST LOOKED SO

DELICIOUS.

>> I HATE SEEING MYSELF ON

CAMERA.

YOU LIKE FANTASTIC.

>> Jon: IS THAT TRUE?

>> I'M ALWAYS SHOCKED AT HOW OLD

I AM.

[LAUGHTER]

>> Jon: IS THAT TRUE?

>> WELL -- THAT'S WHERE I WAS

WEARING HATS FOR A WHILE.

>> Jon: I CONSIDERED YOU TO BE

A VERY SVELTE AND VERY IN

SHAPE --

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

I WOULD LOOK AT YOU AND SAY --

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

LIKE I'M STARTING TO GO WINKLER.

[LAUGHTER]

I'M STARTING TO GO, YOU KNOW

WHAT IS IT?

I'M GOING A ACROSS BETWEEN IF

HENRY WINKLER AND EARNERNEST

BORGNINE (bleep) -- I CAN'T

SEE FEELING THAT NEUROROTTIC.

>> NO, NO, NO IT'S JUST A SHOCK.

IT'S A SHOCK.

WHEN I SEE MYSELF IN A MIRROR

IT'S NOT THAT BAD.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Jon: YOU THINK IT'S THE

LIGHTING.

SHOULD WE TAKE IT DOWN A NOTCH?

>> I LOOK GOOD IN THE DARK,

DIRTY, A LITTLE BLOOD ON ME AND

A WEAPON IN MY HAND.

>> Jon: NO DISRESPECT.

>> THEY MAKE IT LOUDER IN THE

FILMS.

>> Jon: YOU HAVE A GOOD HEAD

FOR WHAT YOU HAVE GOING.

IF THIS WAS GONE YOU WOULD SEE

NOTHING BUT ZUCCHINI.

YOU HAVE A HEAD BUILT FOR AN

ACTION STAR.

IT'S A TREMENDOUSLY WELL SCULPT

ED SCUSM I RESPECT YOU AND

I RESPECT HOW YOU'VE AGED.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> THANK YOU SO MUCH.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

KIDS AT HOME, IT WILLEN TO WHAT

JON IS SAYING.

REALLY YOU DO NOT WANT TO SHAVE

YOUR HEADS UNNECESSARILY.

DON'T DO IT TOO EARLY.

MAKE SURE YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR

HEAD LOOKS LIKE UNDERNEATH ALL

THAT HAIR.

>> Jon: THERE HAS TO BE AN

IMAGE SCAN PEOPLE CAN GET BEFORE

THEY MAKE THAT STEP.

SOME PEOPLE, I'LL BE HONEST WITH

YOU, IT LOOKS LIKE A SKI HILL.

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IS GOING.

>> SCARRING.

>> Jon: A POINT.

>> I JUST DID A PUBLIC SERVICE

ANNOUNCEMENT FOR KIDS ON YOUR

SHOW.

>> Jon: LET ME SAY THE THING

ABOUT YOU I'VE BEEN IMPRESSED.

YOU GET THE GIRLS, YOU HAVE THE

GUN BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY,

BRUCE, IT'S REALLY ABOUT THE

KIDS FOR YOU.

[LAUGHTER]

>> IT REALLY IS.

>> Jon: A LOT OF GUYS DON'T

GIVE BACK IN YOUR POSITION.

SCHWARZENEGGER, STALLONE SELFISH

(bleep) BUT YOU --

[LAUGHTER]

>> Ed: --

>> OH, GOD.

THAT IS THE GOVERNOR OF MY

STATE.

THAT IS THE GOVERNOR OF

CALIFORNIA, BUDDY.

>> Jon: STALLONE --

>> NO NO, SCHWARZENEGGER.

>> Jon: IF THEY GO FROM

SCHWARZENEGGER TO JERRY BROWN OR

MEG WHITMAN IT'S THE BIGGEST

DROP IN TERMS OF GOVERNOR BENCH

PRESS IN THE HISTORY OF THIS

NATION.

>> OH, GOD OH...

>> Jon: TERRIBLE, RIGHT?

WHAT IS YOUR STATE GOING TO DO?

>> I HAVE A PLACE UP IN IDAHO

THAT JUST IN CASE THAT HAPPENS

I'M JUST GOING TO MOVE BACK

THERE FOR FOUR YEARS.

>> Jon: IT'S A BEAUTIFUL THING

TO SEE YOU.

IT ALWAYS IS.

I ENJOY OUR TIME TOGETHER.

>> WONDERFUL TO SEE YOU.

>>.

ME, TOO.

>> Jon: MAYBE THE NEXT FILM

YOU'LL COME BACK AND DELIVER.

>> ANOTHER PUBLIC SERVICE

MESSAGE.

CAN I SAY ONE THING.

IF I COULD SAY ONE WORD HE LIKE

LEWIS BLACK SAYS HE, HE -- I

CAN'T DO IT.

>> Jon: THIS IS WHAT I SEE IN

THE WORLD THE YIN AND YANG.

HIS ANGER AND BOILING OVER AND

YOUR COOLITUIDE.

TOGETHER YOU MAKE ONE NORMAL

EMOTIONAL PERSON.

[LAUGHTER]

>> THANK YOU.

[LAUGHTER]

>> Jon: WHEN IS THIS THING IN

THEATERS?

OCTOBER?

>> 15th.

>> Jon: COMING TO THE RALLY,

BABY?

>> YES,

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