Indecision 2012 - Corn Polled Edition - Candidate Tent Coverage

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The Best F#@king News Team Ever enjoys Republican candidate-provided petting zoos and fair food at the Iowa straw poll. (2:28)

WIZ AND SHOOT IT UP YOUR

ASS.

WE HAVE FULL TEAM COVERAGE

OF THE AMES STRAW POLL

STARTING WITH JOHN OLVER WA,

IS GOING ON.

>> I'M AT MICHELE BACHMANN'S

TENT AND IT IS AWESOME!

(LAUGHTER)

>> I FED A SUGAR CUBE TO A

PONY, JON, A PONY.

AND NOT JUST ANY PONY, ONE

OF THOSE LITTLE MIDGET ONES

WITH THE STUBBEE LITTLE

LEGS.

>> Jon: PETTING ZOO ASIDE,

HOW IS BACHMANN LOOKING

GOING INTO THE WEEKEND IN

IOWA.

>> WHO [BLEEP] CARES, JON,

I'M PETTING I-- .

>> Jon: WYATT CENAC IS

STANDING BY WHERE THE

SANTORUM CAMPAIGN.

WYATT, I SEE-- I SEE-- I SEE

YOU GOT--

(LAUGHTER)

>> Jon: I SEE YOU NEED A

NAPKIN AND ALSO YOU GOT SOME

OF SANTORUM'S HOMEMADE PEACH

BELLY.

>> IS THAT WHAT THIS IS?

>> BECAUSE IT TASTES LIKE A

PEACH JUST TOOK A DUMP-- .

>> Jon: IT'S JELLY.

>> IT'S NOT JELLY.

>> Jon: IT'S JELLY, IT'S

JUST PEACHES AND SUGAR, HOW

BAD CAN IT BE.

>> NO THERE'S NO SUGARMENT

SANTORUM DOESN'T BELIEVE IN

SUGAR.

HE CALLS IT THE DEVIL'S

GRANULES.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Jon: ASIF MANDVI IS AT

TIM PAWLENTY'S TENT.

WHAT'S HAPPENING-- .

>> Jon: AASIF, WHAT ARE YOU

DOING?

>> I'M AT THE DEEP FRIED

BUTTER STAND!

>> Jon: THAT DOESN'T EVEN

LOOK COOKED.

>> NO MY DOCTOR TOLD ME TO

AVOID FRIED FOOD THIS IS

DELICIOUS.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Jon: ALL RIGHT.

>> JON!

>> Jon: WHAT IS HAPPENING,

SAMANTHA WHAT IS HAPPENING.

>> SARAH PALIN'S BUS JUST

PULLED INTO APEMS.

SHE'S CREATING AN ATTENTION

SUCKING VORTEX THAT

THREATENS TO CONSUME EVERY

JOURNALIST IN A 30 MILE

RADIUS.

>> Jon: LOOK AWAY.

>> I CAN'T.

>> Jon: LOOK AWAY FROM THE

VORTEX.

>> CHAR IS MA IS GETTING ME.

>> Jon: DON'T DO IT.

SAMANTHA.

>> IT'S HAPPENING HERE TOO.

>> Jon: NO!

>> SHE WON'T EVEN TELL IF

SHE'S RUNNING.

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