Intro - Long-Term Visitors

  • Aired:  06/21/11
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Jon delivers a quick word to the tourist community: if you've been in America eight months, you live here. (0:59)

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

>> Jon: WELCOME TO THE DAIL

SHOW.

MY NAME IS JON STEWART.

OUR GUEST TONIGHT, DR. CAMERON

DIAZ.

THAT WILL MAKE SENSE LATER ON IN

THE PROGRAM.

YOU WILL SEE.

SHE HAS GRACIOUSLY AGREED TO

PERFORM A SURGICAL PROCEDURE

ON...

[LAUGHTER]

ON TONIGHT'S PROGRAM.

A QUICK WORD BEFORE WE GET GOING

TO THE TOURIST COMMUNITY, TO THE

VISITORS TO THIS GREAT LAND OF

OURS.

IF YOU'VE BEEN HERE EIGHT

MONTHS, YOU LIVE HERE.

YOU LIVE HERE.

YOU'RE NOT FROM VENEZUELA.

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

DONDE ESTA YOU'RE MINE.

SEVEN YEARS OF SPANISH, ALL I

REMEMBER.

[LAUGHTE

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