S.S. Puf'n Stuff

  • Aired:  09/10/13
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Senior Smoldering Drug Boat Correspondent Al Madrigal reports on drug smugglers setting fire to 50 million pounds of hash off the coast of Italy. (3:47)

>> Jon: WELCOME BACK.

[APPLAUSE]>> Jon: THERE IS AN

AWFUL LOT OF CHAOS ANDUNCERTAINTY IN THE WORLD

RIGHT NOW.

IT WOULD BE NICE TO HAVE AFUN STORY, A NICE STORY.

>> DRUG SMUGGLERS HAVE SETFIRE TO A SHIP CARRYING

50 MILLION POUNDS WORTH OFHASHISH.

THE SMUGGLERS TRIED TO BURNTHEIR CARGO OFF THE GOLDEN

STAR SHIP AFTER BEINGSPOTTED BY THE ITALIAN

CUSTOM OFFICIALS.

UP TO 30 TONS OF HASHBURNED ACROSS THE

MEDITERRANEAN SEA,CREATING A FOG OF THICK

SMOKE.

[LAUGHTER]>> Jon: THANK YOU,

JESUS.

HASH CLOUD OVER ITALY. PROBABLYEXPLAINS WHY LAST NIGHT

ITALY ORDERED FIVE MILLIONPIZZAS FROM ITSELF.

I CAN'T BELIEVE I NOTICEDHOW DELICIOUS THIS IS.

I HAVE TO SAY I'MSURPRISED THAT THE TWO

DUDES ON THE HASH BOATDIDN'T HAVE A BETTER

THOUGHT OUT EXIT STRATEGY THAN"UH MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST LIGHT

IT."

CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR STEPTWO.

>> AS CUSTOMS OFFICIALSMOVED IN ON FRIDAY, THE

BOAT'S CREW MEMBERS SETFIRE TO THEIR CARGO AND

BEGAN JUMPING INTO THESEA.

>> Jon: SO HERE'S WHATWE'RE GOING TO DO, WE'RE

GOING TO GIVE THOUSANDS OFSHARKS A SERIOUS CASE OF

THE MUNCHIES.

AND WE'RE GOING TO DIVEHEAD FIRST INTO THEIR

LIVING ROOM, LIKE ACOMPLIMENTARY DELIVERY OF

CRAZY BREAD.

FOR MORE, WE GO TO SENIORSMOLDERING DRUG BOAT

CORRESPONDENT AL MADRIGAL.

AL, TALK TO ME ABOUT THESITUATION THERE. BY THE WAY,

I NOTICEYOU'RE NOT WEARING A MASK.

>> THAT'S HILARIOUS, JON.

WHY WOULD I BE WEARING AMASK, IT IS NOT HALLOWEEN

YET. [BLEEP] CLASSIC STEWARTBRO. KILLING ME.

>> Jon: I DON'T WANT TOSAY ANYTHING, BUT ARE YOU

TALKING INTO A BISCOTTI?

>> OH, YEAH, I WONDEREDWHY THIS MICROPHONE WAS SO

DELICIOUS.

>> Jon: TELL ME ABOUT THE BOAT.

IUNDERSTAND THE CREW

WAS SYRIANS AND EGYPTIANS -->> JON.

JON.

>> Jon: AL, YES.

>> I FORGOT.

OKAY, OKAY.

ALL RIGHT.

WHAT IF A GIANT PICKED UPTHE HASH BOAT AND SMOKED

IT, HOW (bleep) CRAZYWOULD THAT BE.

YOU SHOULD HAVE THEGRAPHICS DEPARTMENT MOCK

THAT UP. THAT WOULD BE AWESOME.

>> Jon: WE DON'T HAVE AGRAPHIC FOR YOU IF A GIANT

SMOKED THAT BOAT. >>THAT'S OKAYI SENT MY OWN. CHUCK, CHUCK.

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THESMUGGLERS NOW?

ARE THEY GOING TO HAVE TOGO TO JAIL?

HAVE THEY BEEN TAKEN INTOCUSTODY AT ALL?

>> JON, AREN'T WE ALL INJAIL?

IT'S LIKE WE'RE ALL JUSTTRAPPED ON AN ORB, JUST

SPINNING IN SPACE.

>> Jon: ACTUALLY, THATIS LITERALLY WHAT WE'RE

DOING.

YOU KNOW, LET'S JUST WRAPTHIS UP, AL.

>> HEY, JON, JON -->> Jon: YEAH?

>> TWO THINGS.

FIRST, HOW DO THEY MAKEVELVET?

AND, SECOND, CAN WE TALKABOUT HOW GREAT THIS

IS?

I'M ON A SWEET GIG IN ITALY, INCLOSE PROXIMITY TO A

FLAMING HASH BOAT?

I MEAN, TIME TO STARTCOMING UP WITH A NEW

DREAM.

>> Jon: THIS IS YOURLIFE-LONG DREAM?

>> YEAH.

JON, I HAD A VERY SPECIFICBUCKET LIST WITH THREE

THINGS ON IT: ITALY, WEED,AND BOAT.

THREE BIRDS, ONE STONER.

>> Jon: THANK YOU VERYMUCH, AL.

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