Circumcision 2011 - Between a C*#k and a Hard Place

  • Aired:  06/02/11
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Anthony Weiner's penis tweet kills Mitt Romney's presidential announcement, and Tim Pawlenty e-mails the world's most boring erection. (2:22)

>> Jon: WELCOME TO THE DAILY

SHOW, MY NAME IS JON

STEWART.

GUEST TOMORROW, TIM TEBOW,

NOW THE DENVER BRONCOS

TREMENDOUS BALLPLAYER.

TONIGHT, THOUGH WE BEGIN

WITH POLITICS, THANKFULLY

PRESIDENTIAL POLITICS.

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT FROM MITT

ROMNEY.

>> I'M MITT ROMNEY.

I BELIEVE IN AMERICA.

AND I'M RUNNING FOR

PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED

STATES.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

(LAUGHTER)

>> Jon: I BELIEVE IN

AMERICA.

WHAT ARE WE, NARNIA?

(LAUGHTER)

YOU THINK THAT MAKES YOU

SPECIAL?

YOU KNOW WHAT, WELCOME, MITT,

TO A REFRESHING CHANGE OF

PACE FOR ME, BEING ABLE TO

DEAL WITH A MORE WHOLESOME

STORY OF NATIONAL IMPORTANCE

THAN THE ONE WE'VE BEEN-- OH

MY GOD!

(LAUGHTER)

SON OF A-- ANTHONY WEINER'S

PENIS TWIT JUST KILLED MITT

ROMNEY.

NO!

NO, ANTHONY WEINER'S PENIS

TWEET, I WILL NOT ALLOW OUR

PRESIDENTIAL COVERAGE TO BE

LITERALLY [BLEEP].

I WON'T ALLOW IT WE ARE

GOING TO DO TONIGHT A FULL

ON POLITICAL INDECISION

SEGMENT.

DO THE INDECISION OPEN THAT

WILL--

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Jon: DAMMIT, DAMMIT!

DAMMIT!

THE WEINER STORY HAS GOTTEN

INTO THE MATRIX.

(LAUGHTER)

IT'S AS THOUGH POLITICIANS

CAN'T GET ANY ATTENTION ANY

MORE UNLESS THEY ARE SARAH

PALIN OR HAVE DONE SOMETHING

POSSIBLY TERRIBLY WRONG.

THAT'S-- OH MY GOD, I'M

BEING TOLD TIM PAWLENTY JUST

E-MAILED US A PICTURE-- OH

MY GOSH.

PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE TIM

PAWLENTY HAS JUST E-MAILED

ME A PICTURE OF HIS ERECT

PENIS YOU KNOW --

(LAUGHTER)

WHAT JUST-- WOW WHAT

HAPPENED.

I WAS JUST-- LAST THING

REMEMBER WAS I WAS LOOKING

AT THE WORLD'S MOST BORING

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