Coming Soon - The Daily Show Remembers 9/13/2001

  • Aired:  09/12/11
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The Best F#@king News Team Ever remembers the day Americans forgot the lessons of the day they had sworn they would always remember. (3:53)

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

>> Jon: WELCOME BACK TO THE

SHOW.

OUR GUEST TODAY OBVIOUSLY...

YESTERDAY MARKED THE TENTH

ANNIVERSARY OF A DAY WHEN

AMERICANS FACED WITH

UNSPEAKABLE TRAGEDY CAME

TOGETHER AS ONE PEOPLE.

TO COMFORT AND STRENGTHEN ONE

ANOTHER.

BUT AS I WATCHED THE MANY,

MANY MOVING TRIBUTES ON

TELEVISION, I COULDN'T HELP

BUT RECALL THAT TOMORROW,

SEPTEMBER 13, MARKS ANOTHER

MILESTONE FOR US AS A NATION.

>> I REALLY BELIEVE THAT THE

PAYING PAGANS AND THE

ABORTIONISTS AND THE FEMINISTS

AND THE GAYS AND THE LESBIANS

WHO ARE ACTIVELY TRYING TO

MAKE THAT AN ALTERNATIVE

LIFESTYLE, THE UCLU, PEOPLE

FOR THE AMERICAN WAY, ALL OF

THEM WHO TRIED TO SECULARIZE

AMERICA, I POINT THE FINGER IN

THEIR FACE AND SAY YOU HELPED

THIS HAPPEN.

>> I TOTALLY CONCUR.

>> Jon: 9-13-TUN, THE DAY WE

BEGAN TO PULL APART AGAIN.

PLEASE JOIN US TOMORROW

MEANING AT COMEDY CENTRAL AS

WE COMMEMORATE WITH A SPECIAL

THAT VERY IMPORTANT DATE.

>> COMING SOON, A VERY SPECIAL

TELEVISION EVENT.

THE DAILY SHOW REMEMBERS 9-13-01

REMEMBERING THE DAY WE FORGOT

THE LESSONS OF THE DAY WE HAD

SWORN WE WOULD ALWAYS

REMEMBER.

>> A DAY WE WILL NEVER FORGET.

>> IT'S GOING TO BE A DAY THAT

WILL LIVE IN INFAMY.

>> IT TOOK ME ABOUT A YEAR TO

START HATING THE 9/11 VICTIM

FAMILIES.

TOOK ME ABOUT A YEAR.

>> I'LL NEVER FORGET WHERE I

WAS WHEN I HEARD THE ANN

COULTER CALLED THE 9/11 WIDOWS

WITCHES AND HARPEES.

THEN SHE SAED IT A SECOND TIME

AND I REALIZED, OH, MY GOD.

THE 9/11 WIDOWS ARE

UNDERATTACK.

>> AMERICANS.

>> ISLAM IS A LIE FROM THE PIT

OF HELL.

>> AN ATHEIST GROUP IS SUING

OVER A CROSS SCHEDULED TO BE

DISPLAYED AT THE 9/11 MEMORIAL

AND MUSEUM IN NEW YORK CITY.

>> WE STRIPPED FAITH OUT OF

THESE AND MAKE IT TOTALLY

SECULAR THAT'S A VICTORY FOR

THE TERRORIST.

>> REMEMBER WHEN WE SPENT A

YEAR SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER

OVER THE LOCATION OF A MOSQUE?

WHAT THE (BEEP) WAS THAT?

>> IT WILL BE SEEN AS A

VICTORY TO OUR ENEMIES.

>> YOU'LL PUT A MONUMENT TO

THE TERROR TERRORISTS AT THE

SITE OF 9/11?

>> WATCH AS TRAGIC IMAGES

BEGAN WALLPAPER FOR ANY 9/11

STORY.

>> I WILL NEVER FOR GET

SEPTEMBER 11, 2006.

I PUT THE TV ON AND SAW A

PLANE HIT THE BUILDING.

I THOUGHT WE HAD BEEN ATTACKD

AGAIN.

I REALIZED IT WAS MS-NBC

REAIRING THEIR ORIGINAL

COVERAGE IT WAS TOO LATE.

>> ARTISTS WOULD STRUGGLE TO

FIND MEANING IN THE TRAGEDY OR

FAILING THAT WOULD SIMPLY USE

IT AS THE PLOT TWIST IN A

ROMANTIC MOVIE STARRING THAT

VAMPIRE KID.

>> YOU KNOW, I CAN'T EVEN

WATCH THAT SCENE WITHOUT

GETTING CHOKED UP BECAUSE I

AWE AUDITIONED FOR THE PART OF

THE FEMALE LEAD IN THAT MOVIE.

SHE'S FINE.

IT'S JUST... SORRY.

CAN WE CUT?

>> OF COURSE, THE CHEAPENING.

>> GIULIANI PLANNED TO ASKED

DONORS FOR CONTRIBUTIONS OF

$9.11 OR OF COURSE 9/11.

>> 24-KARAT GOLD ACTUALLY

RECOVERED FROM VAULTS BENEATH

THE ASHES OF GROUND ZERO.

>> YOU CAN SEE THE AMERICAN

FLAG, THE TWIN TOWERS.

>> YOU SEE THE 9/11 MEMORIAL

COMMEMORATIVE WINES.

>> THIS IS REAL.

YOU CAN DRINK THIS.

IF YOU'RE A (BEEP) (BEEP).

>> JOIN US ON 9/11... 9-13 AS

WE REMEMBER THE DAY WE STARTED

TO FORGET.

>> Jon: WE'LL BE RIG

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