Rob Corddry

  • Aired:  08/16/12
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"Childrens Hospital" star Rob Corddry shows off his Olympic medal and recovers long-forgotten paraphernalia from his correspondent days on The Daily Show. (6:18)

>> WELCOME BACK, MY GUEST TONIGHT THIS GENTLEMAN IS A FORMER DAILY SHOW

CORRESPONDENT EMMY NOMINATED SHOW CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL IS NOW ON FOUR SEASON.

>> GIVE ROOM 3 AN EXTRA DOSE,

CHECK ON HIM AND CALL ME IF HE HAS A REACTION.

>> NO PROBLEM.

AND ALSO I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED IN THE CLOSET THREE WEEKS AGO.

>> LET ME GUESS, YOU'RE PREGNANT.

>> YEAH, I'M SORRY.

>> IT'S FINE, IT'S FINE.

IT'S JUST THAT I MAKE A LOT OF MONEY AND I PLAY A LOT OF GOLF AND I OWN A LOT OF

CUFFLINKS AND YOU'RE, YOU KNOW, YOU GET IT.

>> I GET IT, TOTALLY.

>> BUT I WILL PAY PORE THE CHILD SUPPORT AND THE EDUCATION.

>> OKAY, COOL.

>> OKAY.

>> GREAT.

>> JUST REMEMBER TO CHECK ON THE KID IN ROOM THREE.

>> WELCOME BACK TO THE PROGRAM, MR. ROB CORDDRY.

>> WANT ME TO TAKE MY SHIRT OFF.

>> NO, NO, NO, I'M FINE.

I PREFER IT.

I HAVE TO SAY, FIRST OF ALL,

IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU.

YOU LOOK GREAT.

OKAY, YOU SEE WHAT I DID THOUGH WHEN YOU CAME UP T IS A NEW MANEUVER, THE SHORT GUY MANEUVER.

I SHAKE HANDS WITH THE GUESTS WHEN THEY ARE DOWN THERE.

SO COME BACK.

>> WAIT A MINUTE.

>> I WILL SHOW YOU WHAT I DO.

SO WALK IN.

SO ROB CORDDRY, EVERYBODY.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) THAT'S WHAT I DO.

WATCH, LOOK AT THE SHOT.

I AM YOUR FATHER!

NOW WATCH F WE SHAKE HAND DOWN HERES I'M A HUMAN SIZE PERSON NOW AND THEN BOOM --

>> AND THEN BY THE TIME I'M HERE.

>> WHAT.

>> NOW YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.

NOW ARE YOU LIKE IS THAT A A-- SHOT OH WOW.

NOW YOU SIT DOWN.

>> THAT IS THE MAGIC OF PERSPECTIVE.

I DID THAT WITH MISTY MAY TRAINER WHO IS ALSO AN OLYMPIAN, SHE IS 8 AND A HALF FEET TALL.

>> I ACTUALLY NEVER, I WORKED HERE FOR ABOUT FIVE YEARS I NEVER NOTICED, ARE

YOU NOT A TALL PERSON.

>> NO.

>> I NEVER KNEW THAT.

>> REGIS PHILBIN, IT'S TRUE,

HE IS ON TELEVISION, PEOPLE DON'T REALIZE, REGIS PHIL PIN IS 11 INCHES TALL.

YEAH, VERY FEW PEOPLE REALIZE THAT.

>> I AM ALSO, I HAVE AM 98 POUNDS FWHU IS LIKE, YEAH,

THE CAMERA ADDS ABOUT 100 AND-- FIVISH.

>> YOU HAVE THE ADAMANT SKELETON.

IS THAT -- I DID NOT REALIZE,

ARE YOU AN OLYMPIAN OF SOME SORT.

>> YEAH, I GOT-- I THOUGHT THIS WAS WHY I WAS ON.

>> NO.

>> OH THIS IS SUPEREMBARRASSING THEN.

I FEEL LIKE I'M SHOWING OFF.

>> NO, NO, I'M GLAD.

I DIDN'T-- I WATCHED A LOT OF OLYMPIC COVERAGE.

I DON'T RECALL SEEING YOU.

>> NO, IT WAS NOT TELEVISED.

>> YEAH.

>> YEAH.

>> WHAT WAS YOUR --

>> IT WAS MUGGING GYMNASTICS.

>> OH.

>> YOU MUG THE GYMNASTS FOR THEIR MEDAL.

>> NO, NO, A LOT OF PEOPLE MAKE THAT MISTAKE.

IT'S NOT MUGGING AS IN, LIKE SOME PEOPLE THINK YOU MUG A GYMNAST FOR THEIR MEDAL AND

TUMBLE AWAY WITH STREAMERS.

>> SURE, IT ISN'T THAT.

>> IT ISN'T.

>> NO, IT'S MUGGING LIKE MAKING STUPID FACES.

>> I'M NOT IN THAT?

>> I STOLE A LOT OF STUFF FROM YOU, I HAVE TO SHALL DID -- I'M SO GLAD YOU

DIDN'T SEE IT.

>> NO, THAT WOULD BE TOUGH.

>> IT'S A PLEASURE TO SEE YOU.

THE SHOW IS HILARIOUS.

>> THANK YOU.

>> THE CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL SHOW IS HILARIOUS.

>> THANK YOU.

>> ALTHOUGH ARE YOU NOMINATED FOR AN EMMY UP AGAINST THE DAILY SHOW CORRESPONDENTS.

>> HOW ABOUT THAT, HUH?

HOW ABOUT THAT.

>> YEAH.

(LAUGHTER)

>> HOW ABOUT --

>> IT'S JUST INTERESTING.

>> IT'S FUNNY THE WAY-- YEAH,

YEAH, WHATEVER, THOUGH, WHO CARES, WE'RE ALL WINNERS,

YOU KNOW WHAT, [BLEEP] LIKE THAT.

>> YOU'VE HAD A LOT OF SUCCESS AND THEY'RE HERE STILL, YOU KNOW, BUSTING

THEIR TAILS, GRINDING.

>> NO, BUT I FEEL LIKE-- YOU CAN TAKE A DIVE ON THIS ONE,

MAYBE, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN,

LIKE GIVE THEM A-- SHOT.

>> JUST ONE, ALL I WANT IS ONE, BY THE WAY.

GIVE THE BALD GUY A SHOT.

SOMETIMES PEOPLE HAVE INSPIRATIONAL THINGS POSTED ON THEIR OFFICE DOORS.

GIVE A BALD GUY A SHOT IS-- I DON'T KNOW IF THAT IS --

>> EVERY MORNING I WAS COMING HERE TO JON'S OFFICE,

I AM LIKE GOOD MORNING, JON,

GIVE A BALD GUY A SHOT.

>> Jon: BY THE WAY, DID YOU BEFORE YOU GO I DO HAVE,

WHEN YOU LEFT HERE AND OBVIOUSLY YOU LEFT IN A BIT OF A HURRY.

>> I LEFT IN A HUFF.

>> Jon: A LITTLE BIT OF A HURRY.

DID YOU LEAVE SOME STUFF.

>> OH MY GOSH.

>> Jon: YEAH.

SI HAVE A BOX OF STUFF THAT-- OKAY, THERE'S-- I GUESS I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS.

>> NO, NO, NO.

THIS IS NOT-- THIS IS NOT MINE.

THIS WAS ED, I DO NOT DO DRUGS THIS IS ED HELMS.

THAT IS MINE.

(LAUGHTER) THIS IS MINE.

I KNOW BECAUSE MY BAGS OF WEED I ALWAYS PUT STICKERS OF A MARIJUANA ON IT.

SO THAT,.

>> Jon: YOU GOT TO LABEL IT.

>> IF YOU DON'T LABEL T YOU DON'T KNOW S THIS OREGANO, I

DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.

>> IT MIGHT GET MIXED UP WITH COLBERT'S BALANCE OF WEED, YOU KNOW.

>> Jon: EVERY CORRESPONDENT HAD THEIR OWN DRUG STASH.

>> YEAH.

WE'RE ALL GERM O PHONES.

IT'S BEEN FIVE YEARS.

>> OH MY GOSH.

>> Jon: .

>> I THINK THIS IS MY MOCKA CHINA FROM 2005.

HUH-UH, NO-- NO, IT STILL HOLDS UP.

IT STILL HOLDS UP.

THE ONLY OTHER-- .

>> Jon: THAT IS A FRAPPUCCINO.

HANG ON, HANG ON.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT IS FUNNY ABOUT THIS, JON, IS ACTUALLY-- YEAH, YEAH.

>> A LITTLE PIECE OF TRIVIA FOR YOU.

I ACTUALLY NAMED THIS ADOLPH.

(LAUGHTER)

>> LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING-- (LAUGHTER)

>> Jon: IF ONLY WINNING WORLD WAR II HAD BEEN THAT EASY.

WE WOULD INVADE GERMANY WITH A GIANT DILDO, A TROJAN DILDO.

BROTHER, MAN, IT'S ALWAYS SO NICE TO SEE YOU.

ROB CORDDRY, THE FUNNIEST MAN, CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL.

ADULTS SWIM THURSDAYS AT MIDNIGHT.

ROB CORDDRY!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

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