The Vagina Ideologues - Sean Hannity's Holy Sausage Fest

  • Aired:  02/13/12
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In response to the Obama administration's birth control coverage mandate, Christian conservatives equate themselves to victims of actual religious persecution. (5:02)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Jon: WELCOME BACK.

SO THIS CONTROVERSY OVER BIRTH

CONTROL INSURANCE WAS REALLY IN

FULL FLARE LAST WEEK WHICH IS

WHY A CONCERNED SEAN HANNITY

CONVENED A DIVERSE PAN PANEL OF

EXPERTS.

CATHOLIC MEN, JEWISH MEN,

BAPTIST MEN, BLACK MEN, WHITE

MEN.

ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE WHO MIGHT

HAVE SOMETHING RELEVANT TO SAY

ON WOMEN'S REPRODUCTIVE HEALTH.

(LAUGHTER)

OF COURSE, WHERE YOU MIGHT SEE A

DISAGREEMENT OVER BUREAUCRATIC

DETAILS OF EMPLOYEES'

PREVENTATIVE HEALTH CARE

BENEFITS, THE WORLD'S HOLIEST

SAUSAGE FEST SAW SOMETHING MUCH

BIGGER.

>> IS THERE A WAR NOW AGAINST...

ON RELIGION IN AMERICA, FATHER?

>> THERE CERTAINLY IS.

>> Jon: I GOT TO HAND IT TO

THESE GUYS ON IMAGINATION.

FIRST WINE BECOMES BLOOD THEN

INSURANCE REFORM BECOMES WAR.

GETTING PRETTY DRAMATIC.

>> HOW MANY OF YOU WOULD BE

WILLING TO GO TO JAIL OVER THIS?

>> IF I'M ASKED TO DO SOMETHING

THAT GOES AGAINST MY CONSCIENCE

I BETTER BE WILLING TO DIE FOR

THAT.

(AUDIENCE REACTS)

>> Jon: THAT STRIKES ME AS

SOMETHING OF AN OVERREACTION.

I USED TO BAR TEND IN JERSEY, WE

HAD SOME HAIR-TRIGGER FOLK THERE

IS AS WELL.

YOU WANT ANOTHER DRINK?

THAT'S IT, OUTSIDE!

DO SOME CHRISTIANS FACE

PERSECUTION TODAY?

ABSOLUTELY.

IN EGYPT, CHINA, BELIEVE ME.

THE CHRISTIAN GUY MAKING BRICKS

IN A CHINESE FORCED LABOR CAMP

WOULD LOVE TO BE ON HANNITY

COMPLAINING ABOUT A $20 CO-PAY

FOR ORTHO TRISIGH CLEAN.

I KNOW YOU'RE NOT SERIOUSLY

EQUATING YOURSELVES WITH VICTIMS

OF ACTUAL RELIGIOUS PERSECUTION

IN WARS.

>> YOU READ ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED

TO AN AMAZINGLY GREAT COUNTRY

CALLED GERMANY.

IN THE BEBE AGAINING IT ALWAYS

STARTS REALLY REALLY SMAR.

>> HE SAID I DIDN'T SPEAK UP

WHEN THEY CAME FOR THE

COMMUNISTS BECAUSE I WASN'T A

COMMUNIST.

(AUDIENCE REACTS)

>> Jon: YOU WANT TO DO THE NAZI

DANCE?

IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TO DO?

YOU WANT TO DO THIS?

ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO THIS!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

FIRST OF ALL, WHEN THE NAZIS

CAME FOR PEOPLE, THEY ALSO LEFT

WITH THEM.

(LAUGHTER)

IT WASN'T A METAPHOR.

AND AS FOR YOUR SLIPPERY SLOPE,

HITLER DID NOT START SMALL.

HIS DELIBERATE ANNIHILATION OF A

RELIGION DIDN'T KICK OFF WITH

"INSURANCE REFORM."

(LAUGHTER)

HE STARTED BY TRYING TO TAKE

OVER ALL OF GERMANY WITH A

MACHINE GUN IN A BEER HALL.

THEY SAW HIM COMING.

IN JAIL HE AUTHORED A LITTLE

BEST-SELLER WRITING "THE

PERSONIFICATION OF THE DEVIL AS

THE SYMBOL OF ALL EVIL ASSUMES

THE LIVING SHAPE OF THE JEW."

DOESN'T SOUND NEARLY AS BAD IN

ITS ORIGINAL ANGRY GERMAN.

(LAUGHTER)

THAT'S A REAL FONT, BY THE WAY.

SO IN THE EARLY 18930s WHEN

YOU'RE SAYING HITLER WAS MAKING

SUBTLE AND INCREMENTAL CHANGES

AND IT WAS A SLIPPERY SLOPE, HE

WAS FOCUSING ON MORE BROAD

CHANGES LIKE 192 WHEN A LITTLE

GROUP OF A HALF MILLION BROWN

SHIRTS SHOT HIS POLITICAL

OPPONENTS IN THE STREETS NOT TO

MENTION THOSE INTIMATE LITTLE

BACK ROOM GATHERINGINGS THE

NAZIS HELD IN NUREMBERG.

MY POINT IS, HITLER DIDN'T PLAY

SMALL BALL.

SO LIGHTEN UP, FRANCIS.

AMERICA ISN'T NAZI GERMANY AND

THE SECRET POLICE AREN'T COMING

FOR YOU.

HELL, THE I.R.S. ISN'T EVEN

COMING FOR YOU.

(LAUGHTER)

HIS GOVERNMENT HATES RELIDGES

YOU ORGANIZATIONS SO MUCH HE

LETS THEM KEEP $100 BILLION A

YEAR IN OFFERINGS TAX FREE.

PERSECUTE MY ASS LIKE THAT.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

I'D LOVE IT.

HERE'S HOW FAR YOU ARE FROM

BEING PERSECUTED.

I LIVE IN NEW YORK CITY, THE

WORLD CAPITAL OF GODLESS

SECULARISM.

(LAUGHTER)

HOW BAD IS IT?

THESE ARE OUR TAXIS.

(LAUGHTER)

THAT IS WHAT WE HERE IN NEW YORK

ARE FORCED TO GO TO WORK IN.

(LAUGHTER)

BUT EVEN HERE WE'VE CARVED OUT

HUGE ZONES IN FRONT OF HOUSES OF

WORSHIP WHERE ONLY RELIGIOUS

VEHICLES ARE ALLOWED TO PARK.

YOU KNOW HOW HARD IS IT TO FIND

A PARKING SPACE IN MANHATTAN?

THE ONLY PROOF OF THE EXISTENCE

OF GOD WE ACCEPT IS WHEN YOU

FIND A SPOT ON YOUR OWN BLOCK.

(LAUGHTER)

IT'S THE ONLY PROOF!

MEANWHILE...

(APPLAUSE)

... RELIGIOUS HOUSES ARE GETTING

50 FEET OF GOLD COAST CURB ALL

TO THEMSELVES 24/7.

YOU'VE CONFUSED A WAR ON YOUR

RELIGION WITH NOT ALWAYS GETTING

EVERYTHING YOU WANT.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

IT'S CALLED BEING PART OF A

SOCIETY.

NOT EVERYTHING GOES YOUR WAY.

YOU KNOW, I DON'T LET MY KIDS

EAT ICE CREAM EVERY NIGHT.

THEY WISH I DID.

BUT EVEN THEY KNOW THAT DOESN'T

MAKE ME THE HITLER OF ICE CREAM.

(LAUGHTER)

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