Castrated America

  • Aired:  09/12/13
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Fox News criticizes President Obama taking Roger Ailes' advice regarding to Vladimir Putin and Syria. (3:03)

IF THE SYRIAN CRISIS DOESEND IN A DIPLOMATIC

RESOLUTION INSTEAD OF THEBOOMY KIND, AT LEAST PARTIAL

CREDIT HAS GOT TO GO TORUSSIAN PRESIDENT AND SHIRT

ALLERGY SURVIVOR-- (LAUGHTER)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Jon: MR. VLADIMIR PUTIN.

>> PUTIN HAS EMERGED AS THESORT OF PEACEMAKER IN THESE

NEGOTIATIONS.

AND THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATIONHAS CAUTIOUSLY BACKED HIS

PROPOSAL FOR SYRIA TOSURRENDER THEIR CHEMICAL

WEAPON STOCKPILES TOINTERNATIONAL CONTROL.

>> WELL, I CANUNDERSTAND THE CAUTION.

THE PHRASE RUSSIAN PEACEPROPOSAL IS NOT A FAMILIAR

ONE.

I MEAN IF YOU RUN A SEARCHON IT, GOOGLE ASSUMES YOU

MISSPELLED IT.

(LAUGHTER)BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, WHAT'S

THE HARM IN GIVING THIS PLANA GO?

>> NO MATTER HOW YOU SPINTHIS IT APPEARS THAT PUTIN

REALLY IS KIND OF PULLINGTHE STRINGS.

>> PUTIN LOOKS LIKE HE'SWINNING THE DAY.

>> VLADIMIR PUTIN HAS PRETTYMUCH OUTPLAYED PRESIDENT

OBAMA IF I CAN USE AN OLDSOUTHERN TERM, LIKE A BROKEN

BANJO.

>> PUTIN FRANKLY WALKED ALLOVER PRESIDENT OBAMA.

>> TOSSING OBAMA AROUND, IDON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY,

LIKE A RAG DOLL.

>> PUTIN ENJOYS BEATING ONOBAMA AND OBAMA WILL ALWAYS

GIVE UP THE LUNCH MONEY.

>> IT SEEMS LIKE THIS MAYSOUND EXTREME BUT SORT OF

CASTRATED THE UNITEDSTATES.

>> Jon: OH MY GOD!

WE HAVE HAD OUR BALLS CUTOFF?

!

AND WE DON'T HAVE ANY MORELUNCH MONEY!

(LAUGHTER)OH NO!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)WHAT DOES EVERYBODY OVER AT

FOX SO UPSET ABOUT.

APPARENTLY IT WAS YOURBOSS'S IDEA A YEAR AGO.

>> THIS IS FROM ABOUT A YEARAGO, MR. AILES SAYS QUOTE

PUTIN IS ANGRY, HE THINKSTHE UNITED STATES DOESN'T

TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY OR TREATRUSSIA AS A MAJOR PLAYER.

IF I WERE PRESIDENT, I WOULDGET IN A ROOM WITH HIM AND

SAY LOOK, LOOK AT THESLAUGHTER GOING ON IN SYRIA.

YOU CAN STOP IT.

DO IT AND I'LL SEE TO ITTHAT YOU GET ALL THE CREDIT.

>> Jon: BUT THAT WOULD MAKEAMERICA LOOK WEAK, YOU'LL

HAVE OUR TESTICLES IN A JAR,WE WON'T-- WE WON'T HAVE ANY

LUNCH MONEY.

DOESN'T THAT COST US?

>> EVERYBODY NEEDS DIGNITYAND WHAT DOES IT COST?

YOU GET WHAT YOU WANT, ANDYOU GIVE UP NOTHING.

>> Jon: EXACTLY!

AILES KNOWS WHAT HE'STALKING ABOUT.

AND IF ANYBODY KNOWS HOW TOPROFITABLY NEGOTIATE WITH

EGO MANIACAL SOCIOPATHS-- (LAUGHTER)

IT'S ROGER AILES.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Jon: I'LL TELL YOU,

HOWEVER, THAT WAS-- I WILLGIVE YOU THAT.

THAT WAS A PRETTY LOW ONERIGHT THERE.

YOU KNOW, JUST GETTING BACK,I'M STILL DISORIENTED.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.

SURE, PUT THE PICTURES UP, IDON'T GIVE A [BLEEP]

(LAUGHTER)WHY SO SERIOUS?

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