Bad Impeacher

  • Aired:  07/17/14
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Sarah Palin takes to the Internet and declares that it's time to impeach Barack Obama -- and she's not alone. (3:25)

>> Jon: WELCOME TO "THE DAILYSHOW."

THANK YOU FOR JOINING US.

MY NAME IS JON STEWART.

TONIGHT'S GUEST, ACTRESS EMMASTONE IS GOING TO JOIN US.

SHE'LL COME OUT, WE'LL TALK,JUST A COUPLE ACTORS TALKING.

ALL RIGHT.

ONE ACTOR TALKING.

[LAUGHTER]BUT FIRST, THE REAL QUESTION IS

THIS: WHAT TIME IS IT?

DID YOU REALLY JUST SHOUT "PARTYTIME"?

YOU DIDN'T RECOGNIZE I'M SETTINGUP A BIT OF A ROUTINE HERE?

[LAUGHTER]JUST GOT OUT OF COLLEGE,

IT'S JUST A REFLEX.

WHAT TIME IS IT?

PARTY TIME!

A LITTLE BIT QUIET NOW.

A LITTLE BIT SOFTER NOW.

YOU MAY BE THINKING TO YOURSELF,TIME TO HAVE THE TV ON IN THE

BACKGROUND WHILE I HAVE SEX.

WRONG!

[LAUGHTER]NOTHING ELSE? ALL RIGHT.

I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO TELL YOUWHAT TIME IT IS.

I'M GOING TO LET MY FRIEND SARAHDO IT FOR ME.

>> THE MANY IMPEACHABLE OFFENSESOF BARACK OBAMA CAN NO

LONGER BE IGNORED.

SO IT'S TIME TO IMPEACH.

>> Jon: IT'S TIME TO IMPEACH.

ACTUALLY, I THINK IT'S TIME TOSTOP CHECKING SARAH PALIN'S

FACEBOOK PAGE, BUT SHE POSTSSUCH CUTE PICTURES OF BABY GUNS.

[LAUGHTER]WELL, SINCE CLICKING ON THAT

PAGE THERE ALREADY CAUSEDFACEBOOK TO CHANGE ALL MY POP-UP

ADS TO SNOW MACHINE AND MOOSECLUBBING PRODUCTS, LET'S STAY

WITH IT.

>> ENOUGH IS ENOUGH OF THE YEARSOF ABUSE FROM THIS PRESIDENT,

HIS UNSECURED BORDER CRISIS, FORME IT'S THE LAST STRAW.

IT MAKES KIND OF THE BATTEREDWIFE SAY, NO MAS.

[AUDIENCE REACTS]>> Jon: NOW, IF I MAY, IT

APPEARS EX-GOVERNOR PALIN ISFINALLY FINISHED WITH MANGLING

THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE AND HASMOVED ON THE MAKING SPANISH

INCOMPREHENSIBLE.

SHE'S LIKE A SERIAL KILLER OFLANGUAGE.

OR WHATEVER THE OPPOSITE OF AROSETTA STONE IS.

ANYWAY, THE POINT IS THIS: HERPOINT IS THE REAL VICTIM OF

CHILDREN FLEEING VIOLENCE INCENTRAL AMERICA IS

LATINA SARAH PALIN.IT MIGHT BE EASIER TO

DISMISS THIS CALLFOR IMPEACHMENT AS JUST

ANOTHER SERVING OF SARAHPALIN'S PATENTED WORD SAUSAGES.

IF NOT FOR THE FACT THATPEOPLE WHO DIDN'T QUIT THEIR

ELECTED OFFICES MID-TERM AREECHOING IT.

>> YOU GOTTA GO UP THEREAND YOU JUST IMPEACH HIM.

>> TELL ME HOW I CAN IMPEACH THEPRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

>> IT WOULD BE A DREAM COMETRUE.

>> THERE ISN'T A WEEKEND THATHASN'T GONE BY THAT SOMEONE SAYS

TO ME, MICHELLE, WHAT IN THEWORLD ARE YOU ALL WAITING FOR IN

CONGRESS?

WHY AREN'T YOU IMPEACHING THEPRESIDENT.

>> Jon: AND I'M LIKE, [BLEEPED]YOU.

I'M EATING.[LAUGHTER]

>> Jon: THAT'S WHAT I SAY.

I SAY, I'M AT THE OLIVE GARDEN.

LEAVE ME ALONE.

WHY DON'T YOU IMPEACH HIMYOURSELF YOU PIECE OF [BLEEPED].

THAT'S MY MICHELE BACHMANNIMPRESSION.

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