Wow, Did Not See That Coming

  • Aired:  05/12/14
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The NFL drafts its first openly gay player, and Donald Sterling continues his track record of offensive remarks. (5:34)

>> Jon: WELCOME BACKTO THE SHOW.

WE'RE GOING TO LIGHTEN THINGSUP.

WE'RE GOING TO GET IT GOING,WE'RE GOING TO LIGHTEN THINGS UP

WITH OUR NEW SEGMENT WOW!

DID NOT SEE THAT COMING.

FIRST UP, MICHAEL SAMBECOMES THE FIRST OPENLY GAY

PLAYER DRAFTED BY AN NFLTEAM ON SATURDAY.

TRULY A LANDMARK MOMENT FORTHE NFL, AN AMAZING MOMENT

FOR THE GAY COMMUNITY ANDBOY, IS HE CLOSE TO HIS

AGENT.

HE REALLY-- JUSTTHERE'S-- WHAT'S THAT? I'M

BEING TOLD THAT ISHIS BOYFRIEND?

WHAT AN INCREDIBLEACCOMPLISHMENT.

I JUST KNOW THE NFL APLACE WHERE MEN HUG EACH OTHER

PROFESSIONALLY WILL WELCOMEHIM WITH OPEN ARMS.

>> THE FIRST OPENLY GAYPLAYER DRAFTED BY THE NFL

KISSED HIS BOYFRIEND,SPARKING SOME HATEFUL TWEETS

FROM FORMER HOUSTON TEXTANAND NEW YORK GIANT DEREK

WARD, FOR HIM TO DO THAT ONNATIONAL TV IS DISGUSTING.

>> MAN, YOU GOT LITTLE KIDSLOOKING AT THE DRAFT.

>> YES, GOD FORBID KIDS LOOKON THE TV AND SEE TWO MEN

WHO CLEARLY LOVE CAKE, TWOMEN WHO CANNOT GET ENOUGH

SWEET, SWEET CAKE.

(LAUGHTER)OH NO.

TWO DUDES FILLING EACH OTHER'SMOUTHS.

(LAUGHTER)WITH CAKE.

(LAUGHTER)>> Jon: THE NEXT ITEM I

TOTALLY DID NOT SEECOMING, AN OLD

CRINKY RACIST APOLOGIZING FORHATE SPEECH.

>> DONALD STERLING SPEAKINGOUT FOR THE FIRST TIME.

STERLING SAYS HIS OWN WORDSLEAVE HIM BEWILDERED.

AND HE'S NOT A RACIST.

>> I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW ICOULD SAY WORDS LIKE THAT.

AND I'M SO SORRY.

AND I'M SO APOLOGETIC.

>> Jon: THAT WAS CLIPPER'SOWNER DONALD STERLING TAKING

BACK HIS WORDS OF INTOLERANCE,AS WELL AS REMINDING US

WHAT THE COWARDLY LIONLOOKS LIKE WITHOUT MAKEUP.

NOW -- I'M SORRY, I SHOULDN'T DOTHAT IT'S A MEAN THING TO

SAY.

HE ADMITTED HE WAS AT FAULTAND IT'S TIME WE PUT THIS

AWFUL BUSINESS BEHIND US.

>> I'M APOLOGIZING AND I'MASKING FOR FORGIVENESS.

AM I ENTITLED TO ONE MISTAKE,AFTER 35 YEARS?

>> Jon: WELL-- IT'S NOT ONEMISTAKE. THERE ARE-- IN CASE YOU

FORGOT, YOU WERE ALREADY THESUBJECT OF WHAT WAS AT

THE TIME THE LARGEST APARTMENTDISCRIMINATION LAWSUIT

SETTLEMENT IN U.S. HISTORYWHERE YOU WERE ACCUSED OF

SAYING BLACK PEOPLE SMELLBAD.

AND MY GUESS IS THAT WAS REALLYYOUR ONE MISTAKE CHIP.

OR WAS THAT MORE OF A SNAFU,A BOO-BOO PERHAPS.

BUT AT LEAST YOU'RE TAKINGRESPONSIBILITY NOW.

>> YOU'RE SAYING YOU WERESET UP.

>> WELL, YES, I WAS BAITED. IMEAN,

IT'S NOT THE WAY I TALK.

I DON'T TALK ABOUT PEOPLEFOR ONE THING, EVER.

I TALK ABOUT IDEAS AND OTHERTHINGS.

BUT I DON'T TALK ABOUTPEOPLE.

>> Jon: I'M AN IDEAS MAN.(LAUGHTER)

HERE'S AN -- NO WAIT -- HERE'SAN IDEA THAT I'VE BEEN KICK

AROUND LATELY.

WHAT IF -- WHAT IF -- IPROBABLY SHOULDN'T EVEN --

WHAT IF PARKS HAD TWO WATERFOUNTAINS INSTEAD OF ONE?

WAIT, WAIT, I GOT ONE. I'M ANIDEAS GUY.

I JUST CAME UP WITHTHIS ON THE FLY.

I CAME UP WITH THIS, YOUKNOW HOW CROSSES ARE HARD TO

SEE AT NIGHT.

WHAT IF WE LIT THEM UP? WHAT IFWE LIT THEM UP?

I HAVE A GREAT IDEA FOR AFOOTBALL TEAM, NO IT'S TOO

MUCH. I WOULDN'T. IT'S A LITTLERACIST.

SO, LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT, IFYOU ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE

FOR THE HORRIBLE THINGS THATCOME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, WHO

IS?

>> I DON'T KNOW WHY THE GIRLHAD ME SAY THOSE THINGS.

>> Jon: I DON'T KNOW WHY THEGIRL HAD ME SAY THOSE-- I

WAS JUST READING A PART IN ANEW-- IT'S A NEW SITCOM

[BLEEP] MY OLD RACIST SUGARDADDY SAYS.

(LAUGHTER)WELL NOW THAT YOU HAVE

DEFINITELY SHIFTED ALL OFTHE BLAME ON TO THIS WOMAN

AND PAINTED YOURSELF AS ANINNOCENT BUTTERSCOTCH LOVING

GRAND PAPA, I'M SURE FROMNOW ON YOU WILL BE A LITTLE

MORE CAREFUL ABOUT WHAT YOU SAY.

>> THE ONLY ONE THAT I KNOWTHAT I TALK TO IS MAGIC

JOHNSON.

HE IS A GOOD PERSON-- HE-- WHATAM I GOING TO SAY.

HAS HE DONE EVERYTHING HECAN DO TO HELP MINORITIES?

I DON'T THINK SO.

>> Jon: I LOVE THAT MOMENTWHERE STERLING IS CLEARLY

THINKING-- SHOULD I SAYSOMETHING AWFUL AGAIN?

(LAUGHTER)YOU KNOW WHAT, WHY NOT?

WHAT THE HELL, [BLEEP] MAGICJOHNSON.

(APPLAUSE)HERE'S WHAT IS SO CRAZY

ABOUT THIS GUY.

I'M STARTING TO THINK THIS WHOLESECRETLY RECORDING

DONALD STERLING AND THEN LEAKINGIT TO THE MEDIA

THING IS AN ENORMOUS WASTEOF TIME BECAUSE CLEARLY YOU

CAN PUT HIM IN FRONT OFCAMERAS WHERE HE CAN SEE

THEM WITH LOTS OF LIGHTS ANDGO, SO, WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND?

(LAUGHTER)AND LET THE CRAZY FLY.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

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