Tyranny & Texas

  • Aired:  02/21/13
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Jessica Williams meets Texas residents tired of living under the jackboot of a democratically elected government. (5:18)

EVERYBODY.

AS MANY PUNDITS WILL TELL YOU THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION IS A FASCIST, SOCIALIST MARXIST

DICTATORSHIP FROM WHICH THERE CAN BE NO ESCAPE OTHER THAN DEATH.

OR IS THERE ANOTHER WAY OUT?

JESSICA WILLIAMS HAS MORE.

>> WITH THE DIVISIVE ELECTION BEHIND US AMERICA'S CITIZENS ARE MOVING PAST PARTISAN TALKING

POINTS TO ENGAGE IN A REASONABLE DISCUSSION OF --

>> I HATE THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT.

>> REALLY?

>> YES MA'AM.

>> WHY?

>> BECAUSE THEY ARE TRYING TO OPPRESS US.

THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT IS RETIRING.

>> RIGHT, OKAY.

>> SO APPARENTLY IN TEXAS PEOPLE LIKE LARRY AND LYNN ARE TIRED OF LIVING UNDER THE JACKBOOT OF A

DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED GOVERNMENT HELL BENT ON STRIPPING THEM OF FREEDOMS THEY HOLD DEAR.

>> ONE OF THE THINGS THAT TEXAS IS LOVES, YOU CAN STILL TALK -- ALLOWS, YOU CAN STILL TALK ON

THE CELL PHONE AND TEXT WHILE YOU ARE DRIVING.

>> REALLY?

>> YES, THAT'S HOW MUCH FREEDOM TEXANS WANT TO KEEP.

>> AND IF WE CAN'T EVEN DECIDE ON THINGS LIKE THAT, THEY ARE HUGE TYRANTS.

>> Jon: WHAT DOES THE WORD TYRANT MEAN TO YOU AS OPPOSED TO WHAT IT MEANS TO EVERYBODY ELSE.

>> TYRANT LIKE HITLER OR LINCOLN WHO MURDERS THE PEOPLE FOR THEIR OWN POLITICAL GAIN.

>> YOU THINK LINCOLN IS TYRANT?

>> YES, MA'AM.

>> IT'S NOT SOMETHING YOU NORMALLY HEAR.

>> NO, IT'S NOT BUT LINCOLN AND HITLER ARE VERY SIMILAR BUT MOST ARE NOT AWARE OF IT.

>> HITLER KILLED 600,000 JEWS.

LINCOLN KILLED 600,000 AMERICANS.

>> DID LINCOLN GIVE LIBERTIES TO PEOPLE AS WELL?

>> NOT THAT I KNOW OF.

>> NO LIBERTIES THAT YOU CAN THINK OF?

>> NO MA'AM.

>> BUT DON'T WORRY HIS FRESH HISTORICAL PERSPECTIVES HAVE NOT GONE UNNOTICED.

>> I RAN FOR SENATE IN 2008 AND RECEIVED 22 5,000 VOTES.

>> 22 5,000 VOTES.

GET THE (bleep) OUT OF HERE!

YES THE IDEA OF IS A SEEDING FROM THE UNITED STATES IS POPULAR IN TEXAS BUT THANKFULLY

NOT WITH EVERYONE.

BOB WILSON OF ARLINGTON.

>> TEXAS CANNOT IS SECEDE FROM THE UNITED STATES BECAUSE THEY NEED CEDED ANYTHING TO THE UNITED

STATES AT ALL.

>> APPARENTLY A CLERICAL ERROR IN THE ANNEXATION AGREEMENT OF 1845 PROVES TEXAS NEVER LEGALLY

JOINED THE UNION AND BOB'S MAIL ORDER DOCUMENTS ARE OFFICIALLY DETAILED AND EXTREMELY WELL LAMINATED.

>> LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.

I'M IN A FOREIGN LAND?

>> YES.

>> SERIOUSLY I'M NOT JUST TALKING TO A DELUSIONAL OLD DUDE OUTSIDE OF DALLAS, TEXAS?

>> THE REPUBLIC OF TEXAS HAS A FULL GOVERNMENT.

I BOB WILSON AND A SENATOR FROM DISTRICT 8.

>> YOU ARE A SENATOR?

>> YES.

>> AWESOME.

I'M A LIEUTENANT IN THE KISS ARMY.

COULD THIS MAKE BELIEVE NATION BE THE NEW LAND LYNN AND LARRY WERE LOOKING FOR.

>> I WOULD LOVE THEM TO BE BIBLICAL LAW COUNTIES.

>> YOU WANT A PLACE WHERE PEOPLE CAN WORSHIP FREELY AS CHRISTIANS.

>> YES MA'AM.

GUNS WE CAN'T EVEN HAVE THE BULLETS WE WANT.

>> YOU CAN OWN ANY KIND OF GUN YOU WANT.

>> TEXAS ISN'T ALLOWED TO EXECUTE FOLKS THAT RAPE PEOPLE.

>> CAN WE KILL RAPISTS?

PLEASE SAY YES, PLEASE SAY YES.

>> IF FOUND GUILTY, YES.

DEFINITELY.

>> CLEARLY THE TIME HAD COME FOR LYNN AND LARRY TO LEAVE THE SECULAR LAND A PLACE WHERE

CHURCHES HAD TO BE DISGUISED AS SHOPPING MALLS.

I TOLD THEM TO GATHER THE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF LIKE MINDED PILGRIMS AND GO TO A NEW WORLD.

WELCOME ALL YE -- THERE'S ONLY FOUR OF YOU GUYS.

YOU GUYS ONLY GOT TWO DUDES.

(bleep) OKAY, FINE.

LET'S GO.

AND SO WE BRAVE FIVE SET FORTH ON OUR JOURNEY.

>> OUR VESSEL.

♪ LET THE RIVER RUN.

♪ LET ALL THE DREAMERS -- LOOK THE PURITAN FORBEARERS OUR TRIP WOULD BE LONG AND ARDUOUS.

LET US GATHER AND DISCUSS THE DREAMS WE HAVE FOR THIS NEW LAND.

>> I WANT A PLACE WHERE WE CAN --

>> HOLD ON WE'RE HERE.

HOLD THAT THOUGHT.

>> AND 1.65 MILES FROM WHERE OUR JOURNEY BEGAN WE ARRIVED IN A NEW LAND.

A LAND OF FREEDOM, A LOND OF GOD, A LAND KNOWN AS BOB'S HOUSE.

>> WELCOME TO THE REPUBLIC OF TEXAS.

>> THANK YOU, EVERYONE COME ON IN.

>> AS THEY SETTLED FOR A JOYOUS FIRST THANKSGIVING I SUDDENLY KNEW THE RELIEF THE BRITISH MUST

HAVE FELT 400 YEARS AGO WHEN THESE GUYS FINALLY (bleep) LEFT.

LET'S GO BACK THAT TRUCK UP!

WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

>> Jon: THANK YOU,

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