Indecision 2012 - Floridal Kombat

  • Aired:  01/30/12
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Newt Gingrich won the South Carolina debates using patented dick fu against Mitt Romney, so Romney hits below the belt in Florida. (5:10)

LETTING HIM BACK INTO CANADA.

HE'S STUCK HERE.

LET'S BEGIN TONIGHT WITH

TOMORROW.

THE REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL

FLORIDA PRIMARY TWO WEEKS AGO

THE WINNER SEEMED CLEAR.

>> LATEST POLL IN FLORIDA

SHOWS MITT ROMNEY LEADING WITH

36% FOLLOWED BY NEWT GINGRICH

WITH 24.

>> Jon: ROMNEY IN A LANDSLIDE.

A ROM-SLIDE.

THE REPUBLICANS ARE BUILDING A

BRIDGE TO HANDSOME TOWN.

BUT THEN UNEXPECTEDLY, A TROLL

LIVING UNDER THAT BRIDGE...

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

... UNLEASHED HIS PATENTED

DICK-FU IN SOUTH CAROLINA.

>> GOVERNOR ROMNEY, AS

GOVERNOR RAISED TAX.

MASSACHUSETTS WAS 47th IN JOB

CREATION.

ROMNEY-CARE DOES PAY FOR TAX-

PAID ABORTIONS.

GOVERNOR ROMNEY'S SUPER PAC,

OVER WHICH HE APPARENTLY HAS

NO INFLUENCE WHICH MAKES YOU

WONDER HOW MUCH INFLUENCE HE

WOULD HAVE IF HE WERE

PRESIDENT.

>> Jon: WHENEVER NEWT GINGRICH

SAYS SOMETHING NASTY LIKE THAT,

I ALWAYS IMAGINE HE PUNCTUATES

IT DOING THIS.

MAKES YOU WONDER HOW MUCH

INFLUENCE HE WOULD HAVE AS

PRESIDENT.

>> THERE'S A POINT IN THIS

PROCESS WHERE IT GETS

UNNECESSARILY PERSONAL AND

NASTY.

THAT'S SAD.

>> Jon: BUT GINGRICH'S LIZARD

ATTACKS PAID DIVIDENDS.

HE WON IN SOUTH CAROLINA AND

BEGAN TO TURN THE TIDE IN

FLORIDA.

>> GINGRICH GETTING A BIG

BOUNCE OUT OF SOUTH CAROLINA

ON THAT SUNDAY AFTER SOUTH

CAROLINA LEADING ROMNEY IN

FLORIDA BY SIX POINTS.

>> Jon: GINGRICH IN A

LANDSLIDE.

A GING-GLIDE.

AMERICA, BRACE YOURSELF FOR A

GINGRICH WHITE HOUSE AND A NEW

HAIR STYLE CRAZE.

NO!

I MEANT HIS WIFE'S HAIR.

THERE.

WITH HIS NEW LEAD IN FLORIDA,

GINGRICH FELT CONFIDENT ENOUGH

TO START SPECULATING ABOUT THE

FUTURE.

>> BY THE END OF MY SECOND

TERM, WE WILL HAVE THE FIRST

PERMANENT BASE ON THE MOON.

(LAUGHING).

>> Jon: BY THE END OF MY THIRD

TERM, I WILL HAVE SHAVED THE

SIDES OFF MICHIGAN SO IT LOOKS

LIKE IT'S FLIPPING OFF ALIENS.

BY MY FIFTH TERM, I WILL HAVE

FED THE NATION'S POOR WITH THE

CHEAP FOOD STUFF MADE FROM

THEIR OWN CHILDREN.

BY MY SEVENTH TERM I WILL HAVE

TRAINED CATS TO DO JOBS THAT

IMMIGRANTS DO.

SO HOW DID MITT MANAGE TO CLAW

HIS WAY BACK?

WELL, GINGRICH WON HIS

ADVANTAGE BY BEING KIND OF A

HUGE DICK TO ROMNEY IN THE

SOUTH CAROLINA DEBATES SO WHEN

IT CAME TIME FOR THE FLORIDA

DEBATES....

>> WOULDN'T IT BE NICE IF

PEOPLE DIDN'T MAKE ACCUSATIONS

SOMEWHERE ELSE THAT THEY

WEREN'T WILLING TO DEFEND

HERE?

HAVING DIFFERENCES OF OPINIONS

ON ISSUES DOES NOT JUSTIFY

LABELING PEOPLE WITH HIGHLY

CHARGED EPITHETS.

YOU ALSO HAVE INVESTMENT FOR

MUTUAL FUNDS THAT INVESTED IN

FANNIE MAE AND FREDDIE MAC.

IF I HAD A BUSINESS EXECUTIVE

COME TO ME AND SAY THEY WANTED

TO SPEND A FEW HUNDRED BILLION

DOLLARS TO PUT A COLONY ON THE

MOON I'D SAY, "YOU'RE FIRED."

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

>> Jon: MY BALLS STILL HURT.

WOW!

YOU KNOW WHAT'S GREAT ABOUT

ROMNEY THOUGH WHEN HE SAYS

SOMETHING DICKISH, HE DOESN'T

LOOK LIKE THE KIND OF GUY LIKE

THIS.

HE WOULD BE THE KIND OF GUY

THAT WOULD GO LIKE THIS.

SO NO MORE MR. NICE MORMON.

HERE'S THE MOST AMAZING PART.

WATCH GINGRICH RESPOND DURING

THE DEBATE TO THE CAVALCADE OF

INSULTS.

>> IT WOULD BE NICE IF YOU HAD

THE SAME STANDARD FOR OTHER

PEOPLE THAT YOU WOULD LIKE

APPLIED TO YOU AND DIDN'T

ENTER PERSONAL ATTACK ABOUT

PERSONAL ACTIVITIES ABOUT

WHICH ARE FACTUALLY WRONG.

I WOULD BE GLAD TO HAVE A

TRUCE WITH YOU.

BUT IT'S A TWO-WAY TRUCE.

>> Jon: WHAT ARE YOU DOING,

GINGRICH?

YOU'VE GOT BELLY-UP.

YOU'RE SHOWING HIM HE'S

VULNERABLE.

WATCH ROMNEY EXPLOIT THE

ADVANTAGE.

BY USING NEWT GINGRICH'S VERY

OWN MOVE ON GINGRICH HIMSELF.

>> UNFORTUNATELY IN THIS

CAMPAIGN WHEN THE PRESSURE OF

A CAMPAIGN HAS GOTTEN A LITTLE

HIGHER, THE WRONG SIDE OF NEWT

GINGRICH IS BEING REVEALED.

THAT'S ACTUALLY QUITE SAD AND

PAINFUL.

(LAUGHING)

>> Jon: TIME FOR PERHAPS ONE

MORE MOVE.

>> FINISH HIM!

>> Jon: YES.

FINISH HIM.

IF ONLY YOU KNEW GINGRICH'S

MOST VULNERABLE SPOT.

>> MY RECORD, MY INTEGRITY, MY

HONESTY HAS BEEN DEMONSTRATED

OVER MY LIFE.

BEEN MARRIED TO THE SAME WOMAN

OVER 42 YEARS.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

>> Jon: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

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