The Big Wang Theory

  • Aired:  06/02/11
  •  | Views: 170,701

Jon seeks advice on the Anthony Weiner penis scandal from News Angel Tom Brokaw and Comedy Devil Don Rickles. (4:10)

(LAUGHTER)

I CAN TELL YOU SOMETHING,

MAN, THIS WHOLE STORY IS A

DRAG.

I REALLY, I LIKE THIS GUY, I

RESPECT THIS GUY.

I DON'T WANT TO GIVE THIS

THE FULL DAILY SHOW

TREATMENT.

>> THEN DON'T DO IT, JON.

>> Jon: WHO'S THAT?

>> IT'S ME, YOUR FRIEND TOM

BROKAW.

NBC NIGHTLY NEWS.

>> Jon: YEAH.

>> DON'T BE DISTRACTED BY

JUVENILES GOSSIP.

STICK TO THE ROMNEY STORY.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Jon: YOU'RE RIGHT NEWS

ANGEL TOM BROKAW.

>> HEY, SNOOPY, DON'T LISTEN

TO THAT KNUCKLE HEAD.

YOU'RE A COMIC.

IT'S A STORY ABOUT A GUY

NAME ADD WEINER'S WEENER.

ONCE IN A LIFETIME.

>> Jon: DAMMIT COMEDY

RICKEMS TRUE.

BUT HE IS MY FRIEND.

>> COMEDIANS DON'T HAVE

FRIENDS.

THEY HAVE EX-WIFES AND

IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME.

>> REMEMBER THE CORE, FACTS,

TRUTH AND --

>> WEINER'S WEANER.

>> FACT, TRUE, JUST.

>> WEINER'S WEANER.

>> FACTS-- TRUTH, JUSTICE.

>> WEINER'S WEANER.

>> Jon: LET'S DO THIS.

ALL RIGHT, FINE.

♪ OH YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪

♪ I KNEW YOU'D CHANGE YOUR

MIND ♪

♪.

>> Jon: DO WE HAVE TO THE

FULL POLITICIAN SEX SCANDAL

FULL SINGER BLOWOUT?

♪ A GUY NAMED WEINER ♪

♪ TWEETED A PICTURE OF HIS W

WEANER ♪

♪.

>> Jon: HE'S MY FRIEND.

>> WHAT IF IT WERE SENATOR

SCROTUM ♪

♪.

>> Jon: THAT'S JUST --.

>> COMPTROLLER

CAMPBELL'S-- .

>> Jon: I WOULD PROBABLY DO

THAT STORY.

>> .

>> Jon: THAT WOULD BE FUNNY,

I WOULD DO THAT.

I MEAN IF GEORGE BUSH-- TWEETED

A PHOTO OF HIS, YOU KNOW-- ♪

YOU WOULD HAVE ANOTHER DAMN

RALEIGH ♪

♪.

>> Jon: THAT'S PROBABLY

TRUE.

>> Jon: I WISH I WASN'T IN

THIS POSITION.

BUT THE WAY THE CONGRESSMAN

IS HANDLING IT TO ME IS ONLY

MAKING IT WORSE ♪ SOME

[BLEEP] ♪

♪.

>> Jon: LOOK, CONGRESSMAN,

IF ARE YOU SENDING PICTURES

OF YOUR PENIS AS BAIT TO

YOUNG WOMEN WHO FOLLOW YOU

ON TWITTER-- ♪ THEN YOU GOT

TO GO ♪

♪.

>> Jon: YOU GOT TO GO.

BUT IF YOU JUST HAD SOME

JUNK SHOTS ON YOUR COMPUTER.

♪ WELCOME TO THE CLUB ♪

(LAUGHTER)

>> Jon: I MEAN, COME ON,

DUDE!

IT'S A FREE COUNTRY.

♪ I PHOTOGRAPH MY JUNK EACH

AND EVERY DAY ♪

(LAUGHTER)

>> Jon: REALLY?

♪ IN THE SHOWER ♪

♪.

>> Jon: IT MAY RUIN YOUR

PHONE.

♪ IN MY CAR ♪

♪.

>> Jon: THAT DOES NOT SEEM

SAFE ♪ AT THE SUSHI BAR ♪

♪.

>> Jon: THAT'S JUST WEIRD.

♪ WATCH OUT FOR THE WASABI ♪

♪.

>> Jon: THE POINT IS,

CONGRESSMAN, TO HELP US HELP

YOU.

♪ YOU GOT TO COME CLEANER

WEINER ♪

♪.

>> Jon: THIS REALLY IS A

CASE OF AN INTERNET PRANK

WITH A PRIVATE PHOTO GETTING

BLOWN OUT OF SCALE.

♪ EASY NOW ♪

♪.

>> Jon: I KNOW, AND YOU WANT

TO PUT THIS TO REST, I'M

HAPPY, IN MY INTEREST AS A

COMEDIAN, TELL THE TRUTH ♪

WHIP OUT THE TRUTH ♪

♪.

>> Jon: IT'S TIME TO PUT IT

OUT THERE ♪ LAY IT ON THE

TABLE ♪

♪.

>> Jon: ♪ PUT SOME SOY SAUCE

ON THAT ♪

♪.

>> Jon: WHAT THE HELL, DUDE?

DON'T, DON'T.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

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