Justin Timberlake

  • Aired:  09/30/10
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Justin Timberlake admits to being ridiculously stupid with computers and wants to be as unlikable as possible. (7:45)

>> Jon: WELCOME BACK.

MY GUEST TONIGHT A MULTITALENTED

YOUNG MAN.

HIS NEW MOVIE SCALD "THE SOCIAL

NETWORK."

>> I THINK WE CAN MAKE MONEY

WITH FACEBOOK BUT MARK DOESN'T

WANT TO ADVERTISE.

WHO IS RIGHT?

>> NEITHER OF YOU YET.

IT'S COOL.

THAT'S WHAT IT HAS GOING FOR

YOU.

DON'T RUIN IT WITH ADS BECAUSE

ADS AREN'T KUHL.

>> IT'S LIKE YOU ARE DOING THE

GREATEST PARTY ON CAMPUS AND

SOMEONE SAYING IT'S OVER BY

11:00.

>> YOU DON'T KNOW HOW BIG IT IS

YET.

HOW BIG IT CAN GET.

$1 MILLION ISN'T COOL.

YOU KNOW WHAT IS COOL?

>> A BILLION DOLLARS.

THAT SHUT EVERYBODY UP.

>> Jon: PLEASE WELCOME JUSTIN

TIMBERLAKE.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

PLEASE, ENJOY.

WHAT IS HAPPENING?

HAVE SOME WATER.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

THAT HAS TO GET OLD.

>> CAN WE NOT OBJECTIFY JON WITH

ALL THIS CAT CALLING.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> Jon: DON'T STOP I'M

BRINGING SEXY BACK TO THE 70s.

[LAUGHTER]

WHAT IS HAPPENING, MAN?

I SAW YOU ON FALON LAST NIGHT

YOU WERE HILARIOUS.

I LOVED THE HISTORY OF RAP.

>> THE STORY WAS NEVER TOLD.

WE THOUGHT IT WAS IMPORTANT.

>> Jon: I THOUGHT YOU TOLD IT

VERY WELL.

THIS FACEBOOK FILM IS GETTING AN

ENORMOUS AMOUNT OF GREAT

CRITICAL AND JUST TREMENDOUS

BUZZ.

ARE YOU PLEASED WITH THE

PRODUCT?

ARE YOU PLEASED WITH HOW IT IS?

>> WELL, IT'S -- DAVID FINCHER

AND HIS WORK SPEAKS FOR ITSELF.

>> Jon: SORKIN, AARON SORKIN.

>> HE CREATED THE WEST WING.

HIS FIRST FILM WAS A SMALL FILM

CALLED A FEW GOOD MEN.

>> Jon: THIS SAY GOOD BREAK

FOR HIM.

THIS IS A CHANCE FOR SORK DWROIN

BREAK-- SORKIN TO FINALLY BREAK

THROUGH.

>> EXACTLY.

THINK IT'S HIS TIME.

>> Jon: ARE YOU A TYPE OF

FACEBOOK PERSON?

HAVE YOU DONE THAT?

I HAVE NOT --

>> I DON'T HAVE -- I'M SORT OF

ADMITTEDLY RIDICULOUSLY STUPID

WITH COMPUTERS.

>> Jon: I THINK THAT'S GOING

TO HOLD YOU BACK IN YOUR CAREER.

I DON'T THINK THAT'S --

>> I KNOW.

>> Jon: I THINK YOU ARE REALLY

BLOCKING YOURSELF.

>> BOOT SALES ARE UP SO --

>> Jon: IS THAT TRUE?

I HAD NO IDEA YOUR BOOT BUSINESS

WAS GOING WELLEL.

>> THE FORTUNE I'M ABOUT TO WALK

INTO, MISTER.

>> Jon: IF I HAD YOUR FAMILY

BEEN THIS BOOT THING I COULD

HAVE BEEN AS TALENTED AS YOU.

>> YOU DON'T HAVE --

UNFORTUNATELY STEWART NOT A

BOOT-FRIENDLY NAME.

>> Jon: ALL THE RAPPERS --

>> I DON'T SEE PEOPLE HIKING IN

STEWARTS.

>> Jon: LL COOL BEAN IS THE

HEIR TO LL BEAN.

STEWARTS IS A ROOTBEER AND

THERE'S A BURGER.

>> THEY HAVE AN ASSORTMENT OF

FLAVORED SODAS.

>> Jon: I DIDN'T REALIZE.

>> A PURPLE THAT WOULD PROBABLY

TASTE LIKE GROUP.

>> Jon: CAN I TELL WHAT YOU IS

(bleep) UP WITH THAT?

I SHOULD HAVE CHANGED MY NAME TO

McDONALDS?

WHY DIDN'T I JUMP IN A

FRANCHISE.

>> I HAVE A SKETCH I'M PLANNING

FOR SNL ABOUT THE FORTUNE THAT

MICHAEL McDONALD IS GOING TO

WALK INTO --

>> Jon: CAN YOU DO ANY KIND OF

A VOCAL IMPRESSION.

HAVE YOU ALWAYS BEEN ABLE TO DO.

ARE YOU SKAOEUPBD OF SCARY

TALENTED IN THE SING, THE

DANCING, THE ACTING.

YOU HAVE THE RESTAURANTS.

IT MAKES YOU VERY UNLIKABLE.

IT MAKES YOU VERY UNLIKABLE.

>> I SORT OF -- I WAS ALL -- IT

WAS ALL A MASTER MINDING SCHEME.

I WOKE UP ONE MORNING AND SAID I

WANT TO BE AS UNLIKABLE AS

POSSIBLE.

I MOVE FROM THING TO THING SO

PEOPLE WON'T FIND OUT I'M

MODERATELY TALENTED AT EACH ONE

OF THEM.

>> Jon: NOW DID THE FACEBOOK

GUYS -- ARE THEY MAD ABOUT THIS,

DO YOU SNOW.

>> I DON'T KNOW BUT I CAN'T

ASSUME THAT THEY ARE ECSTATIC

THAT THE FILM IS COMING OUT.

YOU KNOW I'M 29 AND -- YOU KNOW

I WOULDN'T WANT --

>> Jon: YOU ARE 29?

>> I AM.

>> Jon: YOU ARE OVER, DUDE.

IT'S OVER.

I HAD NO IDEA YOU WERE 29 OH,

THAT'S --

>> I KNOW.

>> Jon: BUT --

>> SAD.

>> Jon: YOU'RE HOLDING UP.

>> IT'S THE BOOTS.

I CAN'T IMAGINE THAT I -- I

DON'T WANT A MOVIE MADE ABOUT ME

AT 29 SO I CAN'T IMAGINE -- THE

MISTAKES I MADE AT 19 ARE

DOCUMENTED BY THE POPULAR WORLD

BUT --

[LAUGHTER]

BLUE I -- BUT I CAN'T IMAGINE.

I CAN TELL THAT YOU (bleep)

MOVIE.

>> Jon: AFTER RESEARCHING

THESE GUYS, ARE YOU IMPRESSED BY

THEM?

DO YOU FIND -- IT'S A

COMPLICATED STORY BUT THERE IS

SOMETHING INCREDIBLE ABOUT THE

WAY THIS THING LAID OUT FOR THIS

GUY ZUCKERBERG AND ALL THESE

GUYS.

>> WHAT A BRILLIANT MIND TO SORT

OF PUT ALL THAT TOGETHER.

THE FILM IS ESSENTIALLY ABOUT

HIS DIS-- HIS DISCONNECTION TO

PEOPLE AND THAT'S THE IRONY OF

IT THAT HE WOULD INVENT

SOMETHING THAT WOULD CONNECT ALL

OF US AND SO MANY OTHERS AT THE

SAME TIME.

>> Jon: YOU THINK IT'S GOING

TO HAVE -- YOU TALK ABOUT IT

BEING COOL AND THAT'S THE HITCH

TO IT IN THERE.

>> A BILLION DOLLARS.

>> Jon: WILL IT UNSCHOOL IN IS

THERE ANOTHER THING BEHIND THAT

KIDS --

>> DUDE I'M AN ACTOR AND A

MUSICIAN.

I HAVE NO IDEA.

>> Jon: YOU HAVE YOUR FINGER

ON THE PULSE OF --

>> OF MYSELF BUT OTHER THAN THAT

I DON'T REALLY --

>> Jon: NOTHING?

>> NO, LIKE I SAID I'M REALLY

SORT OF -- I DON'T GET A LOT OF

FREE TIME AND I PROBABLY --

FIRST I PROBABLY WOULD BE

WATCHING SPORTS CENTER BUT AFTER

THAT I WOULD WATCH "THE DAILY

SHOW".

>> Jon: DUDE, THEY ARE TOTALLY

ON AT THE SAME TIME.

I WATCH IT EVERY TIME.

I WATCH SPOART SPORTS CENTER.

YOU OUTED YOURSELF.

YOU COULD BE SITTING HERE AND

I'M CHARLIE ROSE TO YOU.

I'M SOME OLD (bleep) GUY

SITTING AT A ROUND TABLE WITH AN

AUDIENCE.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

NO.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO

I'M GOING ON FACEBOOK RIGHT NOW

AND CHANGING MY STATUS.

[LAUGHTER]

>> I'M NOT EVEN SURE WHAT THAT

MEANS.

>> Jon: I DON'T EITHER.

[LAUGHTER]

ARE YOU DOING SNL AGAIN?

I ALWAYS LOVE IT WHEN YOU DO

SNL.

DO YOU A GREAT JOB.

>> THANK YOU.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> I DON'T HAVE ANY PLANS BUT

WHY NOT?

YONCH YOU ARE NOT IN CONTROL OF

YOUR LIFE?

>> NO.

>> Jon: YOU ARE A WEIRD

TALENTED BOB IN THE WATER GOING

IN DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS.

>> I FIND MYSELF DESCRIBED AS

THAT ALL THE TIME SO -- THANK

YOU VERY MUCH.

>> Jon: YOU ARE DOING JUDEO ON

ME.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING

HERE.

DID YOU GIVE ME THE THING?

YOU DID.

WE -- I SHOULD PROBABLY GO.

YOU POINT AT THE CAMERA AND SAY

I'VE TAKEN TOO MUCH TIME.

THAT'S THE CAMERA --

>> YOU REALLY HAVE IT TOGETHER

HERE.

>> Jon: IT'S MY FIRST NIGHT.

[LAUGHTER]

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