State of the Union 2011 - Correspondent Rebuttal

  • Aired:  01/26/11
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John Oliver, Olivia Munn and Larry Wilmore deliver rebuttals to Jon's jokes about the State of the Union. (4:45)

>> GOOD EVENING.

I'M JON OLIVER, CORRESPONDENT AT

THE "DAILY SHOW" WITH JON

STEWART AND I'M HONORED TO HAVE

THIS OPPORTUNITY TO SPEAK WITH

YOU THIS EVENING.

>> Jon: I'M SORRY, JON, JON

OLIVER?

>> WHAT?

>> Jon: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

>> THE REBUTTAL.

( LAUGHTER )

>> Jon: TO THE STAIN OF THE

UNION?

>> NO, JON, TO YOUR JOKES ABOUT

IT.

( LAUGHTER )

NOW, WE'VE HEARD TONIGHT THE

JOKES JON STEWART BELIEVES

AMERICA DESERVED TO HEAR, BUT

WHAT OF THE JOKES WE DIDN'T

HEAR?

FOR INSTANCE, FRANK LUNTZ WAS ON

FOX WEARING A SHIFT WITH A

23-INCH NECK

( LAUGHTER )

CNN BROADCAST FROM THE.

JOKES AND OBSERVATIONS I THINK

STRENGTHEN AMERICA AND JON

STEWART JUST LET IT ALL SLIDE.

>> Jon: JON, I THOUGHT

THERE WERE OTHER SUBSTANTIVE

THINGS.

>> BUT, BUT, BUT.

I DON'T BELIEVE IT'S JON

STEWART'S ROLE TO.

I THINK AMERICA HAS A RIGHT TO

LAUGH NOT JUST AT THE SPEECHES

BUT THE INANE BLATHER

SURROUNDING THE SPEECHES,

BLATHER SUCH AS.

>> HE'S NOT WEARING A RED TIE.

IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S WEARING A

PURPLE TIE

( LAUGHTER )

>> SOFTBALL SOUNDBITES UNSERVED.

AMERICA, YOU DESERVE BETTER.

>> Jon: THANK YOU FOR THAT

REBUTTAL, JON.

THAT WAS-- ALL RIGHT.

I GUESS WE CAN--

( LAUGHTER )

>> GOOD EVENING.

MY NAME IS OLIVIA MUNN, "DAILY

SHOW" CORRESPONDENT FROM THE

GREAT STATE OF CALIFORNIA.

I WANT TO THANK COMEDY CENTRAL

FOR THIS CHANCE TO RESPOND TO

WHAT WE'VE JUST SEEN FROM JON'S

STEWART AND OLIVER.

>> I'M SORRY, IS THIS ANOTHER

REBUTTAL?

>> YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT

( LAUGHTER )

AMERICANS ARE DECENT --

>> I'M SORRY TO INTERRUPT AND I

APOLOGIZE, YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY

FACING THE CAMERA.

SO IF YOU COULD JUST A LITTLE TO

YOUR LEFT WOULD BE-- OKAY,

THAT'S-- OKAY

( LAUGHTER )

>> THE AMERICANS ARE NOT A

DEMANDING PEOPLE --

>> I'M SORRY.

>> WHAT WE ASK --

>> YOU'RE STILL NOT ACTUALLY

LINED UP.

IF COULD JUST--

>> WHAT WE ASK OF OUR SATIRISTES

--

>> Jon: YOU'RE STILL NOT.

OLIVIA, IF YOU COULD JUST-- ALL

RIGHT.

>> I ASK YOU, AMERICA --

>> YOU'RE UP.

GO DOWN, DOWN, A LITTLE-- NO,

NO.

>> AMERICA, WHAT WE WANT TO KNOW

FROM YOU IS --

>> YOU'RE BACKWARDS.

NOW YOU'RE BACKWARDS.

YOU'RE COMPLETELY ( BLEEP ) BACH

WARDS!

>> FOUR YEARS AGO --

>> THANK YOU, OLIVIA.

>> THANK YOU, JON.

>> Jon: THAT WAS EXCELLENT.

>> GOOD EVENING, AMERICA.

I'M LARRY WILMOR.

"THE DAILY SHOW" IS THE GREATEST

SHOW THAT GOD HAS EVER GICHEN TO

THE PEOPLE OF EARTH AND YET IT

IS IN TROUBLE.

>> Jon: I ASSUME THIS IS

ANOTHER REBUTTAL--

>> WE THE CORRESPONDENTS OF THE

DAILY SHOW LOVE IT TOO MUCH TO

SEE IT DESTROYED.

I BELIEVE IN "DAILY SHOW"

EXCEPTIONALISM BUT A SHOW THAT

WAS ONCE YOUNG AND VIBRANT AND

THIN

( LAUGHTER )

( APPLAUSE )

A SHOW WHOSE BEST DAYS WERE

STILL AHEAD OF IT IS NOW OLD AND

BLOATED, GRAYING, DROOPY FACED--

>> I-- ACTUALLY-- I CAN HEAR YOU

YOU.

I'M

( LAUGHTER ).

>> FLATULENT, TUBERCULAT, IRON

DEFENSE--

>> YOU DON'T KNOW THAT.

>> AND WHILE IT SITS HERE IN ITS

OWN FETID DEATH STITCHING, THE

REST OF THE COMEDY WORLD CHARGES

ON.

THE TAIWANESE NOW TURN AROUND

FAKE NEWS IN RECORD TIME TO

GREAT RENOWN.

THE IRANIANS CONTINUE TO DEVELOP

SATIRE OF MASS DESTRUCTION.

I REMEMBER A "DAILY SHOW" WHERE

A CORRESPONDENT COULD WORK HARD,

GIVE IT EVERYTHING THEY HAD, AND

ACHIEVE HIS DREAM OF LEAVING

THIS SHOW FOR A BETTER CAREER IN

HOLLYWOOD

( LAUGHTER )

BUT WHERE IS OUR STEVEICA REEL,

BOWL BARE, ED HELMS.

TODAY'S IS THE FIRST GENERATION

OF CORRESPONDENTS THAT WILL DO

WORSE THAN THE GENERATION BEFORE

BEFORE.

>> Jon: I DON'T--

>> NO, NO, NO, I'M HERE TO TELL

YOU THAT IS NOT THE "DAILY SHOW"

WE SHOULD LEAVE SP SAM AND

JASON'S KIDS.

>> Jon: THEY HAVE, LIKE, 10

KIDS-- BY, YOU GUYS ARE DOING

GREAT.

YOU'VE DONE BOOKS, OLIVER IS ON

A SITCOM, OLIVIA MUN HAS THE

SHOW "THE PERFECT COUPLE."

>> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

THE ASIAN CORRESPONDENT HAS A

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