Paul Rudd

  • Aired:  02/23/12
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Paul Rudd treats the audience to a bowl of green room candy and copes with his sugar rush. (6:31)

>> Jon: HEY, WELCOME BACK,

MY GUEST TONIGHT, I LIKE

THIS FELLA, I LIKE THIS FELL

A COMING UP.

HIS NEW FILM IS CALLED

WANDERLUST.

>> WELCOME.

>> THANK YOU.

>> WELCOME.

>> HMMMM, THAT'S ITALIAN.

THESE GRAPES WERE GROWN

RIGHT HERE IN GEORGIA, SO

THE PROPER WORD WAB

DELICIOUS.

>> I'M GOING LET THAT GO.

>> LET WHAT GO.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT I WILL SHOW

YOU THE METHOD TO MY MADNESS,

OKAY.

FIRST, GOT TO PUT ON THE OLD

DANGLE BAG, JUST IN CASE.

>> JUST IN CASE OF WHAT.

>> YOU KNOW,-- .

>> Jon: PLEASE WELCOME BACK

TO THE SHOW, PAUL RUDD.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Jon: I WANT TO TELL YOU

SOMETHING THAT WAS A

WONDERFUL GESTURE, TODAY WE

HAVE A GROUP IN HEAR,

THEY'RE DIABETIC, AND WHAT

YOU HAVE DONE HERE IS A

TRAVESTY.

>> YOU KILLED OUR AUDIENCE.

NICE JOB.

>> THANKS.

>> Jon: WHAT'S HAPPENING?

>>.

>> WELL, I'VE BEEN DOING A

LOT OF WORK WITH THE SLINSERS,

AS YOU CAN SEE.

>> Jon: CAN I TELL YOU

SOMETHING AND RESPECTFULLY

AGAIN TO THE AUDIENCE THIS

BOWL HAS BEEN IN THE GREEN

ROOM, IT'S GOT TO BE SINCE

2007.

I DON'T KNOW THAT WE'VE

CHANGED IT.

>> THERE ARE SOME-- THERE

ARE SOME MILKY WAYS IN THERE

WITH KILBORN'S PICTURE ON

THEM.

>> THANK YOU.

>> Jon: SEE THIS RIGHT HERE,

TOOTSIE MOLD THAT CAN'T BE

RIGHT.

>> THAT DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT.

>> Jon: NO, THAT DOESN'T.

LET ME DO THIS INTERVIEW IN

THE PROPER WAY.

LET ME HANDLE THIS IN THE

PROPER WAY.

PAUL WINCHESTER RUDD,

ACTOR-- WHAT YOU HAVE GOT

THERE.

>> BOTTLE CAPS.

>> Jon: HOW ARE THOSE, WHAT

ARE IN THEM.

>> THEY'RE GOOD.

>> Jon: SWEET TART.

>> NO, BOTTLE CAPS ARE

BETTER THAN SWEET TART.

>> Jon: THAT'S A SWEET TART.

>> THESE ARE THE BEST.

>> Jon: OH MY GOD, IT'S AN

ACTUAL BOTTLE CAP, OH MY

GOD.

IT'S GOT URINE ON IT.

FROM THE STREET.

>> FROM ME, THEY WERE IN MY

POCKET.

>> Jon: HOW OFTEN, HOW OFTEN

DO YOU THINK A COMPANY TAKES

A CANDY LIKE A SWEET TART

AND JUST SAYS OH, YOU KNOW

WHAT WOULD BE A GREAT CANDY,

SWEET TARTS.

AND SOMEBODY WITH BE LIKE

THAT EXISTS.

AND THEY'RE LIKE NOT IF YOU

CALL IT BOTTLE CAPS T

DOESN'T.

THEY JUST CHANGE THE NAME.

>> YEAH, TART AND TINIS.

>> Jon: I DON'T KNOW TART

AND TINIES.

>> THEY'RE GREAT.

BUT YOU DON'T SEE THEM AS

MUCH ANY MORE.

BUT THEY WERE LIKE THESE.

I FEEL ILL.

I'M NOT KIDDING.

I HAD FIVE PACKS OF THESE IN

THE GREEN ROOM.

>> Jon: RIGHT.

>> YOU KNOW I ALWAYS SAY TO

MY CHILDREN, MODERATION.

YOU DON'T SWALLOW THEM LIKE

TYLENOL.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

>> NOW-- THAT LAST ONE

WASN'T A BOTTLE CAP.

>> Jon: OH MY GOD THAT WAS A

NICKEL.

>> IT WAS A NICKEL.

>> IT WAS A NICK NEL YOUR

POCKET.

IS THAT A MIDWESTERN, KANSAS,

I NEVER HEARD OF I TART AND

TINY.

>> SOMETHING WHEN I WAS A

KID.

DOW REMEMBER TART AND TINIS.

I DON'T THINK IT WAS

MIDWESTERN BUT A MARATHON

BAR, ALL THE OLD KIND OF

VINTAGE CANDY.

>> Jon: DOW RECALL THE SKY

BAR T HAD LIKE FIVE

DIFFERENT FILLINGS IN IT.

AND ONE WAS LIKE CARMEL AND

THEN WHITE MILKY JUICE AND

THEN-- ORANGE JUICE WAS ONE

OF THEM, I THINK.

>> I DON'T KNOW.

>> Jon: HOT DOGS.

ONE OF THOSE THINGS WAS HOT

DOGS.

REALLY DISGUTION, THAT WAS

PIE FAVORITE.

BECAUSE JUST, YOU COULD

CONVINCE YOURSELF THAT IT

WAS AN EXCITING SURPRISE IN

EVERY BITE.

>> A HORRIBLE BOMB POP.

>> Jon: THE BOMB POP, DOW

REMEMBER THE ONES THAT USED

TO HAVE THE BUBBLE GUM, YOU

WHAT GET THROUGH THE ENTIRE

THING AND AT THE VERY BASE

OF IT WOULD BE, WHAT WAS IT-- NO

NO, THIS WAS AN ICE CREAM.

>> SCREWBALL.

>> Jon: IT WAS A SCREWBALL-- YOU

KNOW WHAT IS SAD A LOT OF

AUDIENCES THEY WILL SHOUT

THINGS OUT ABOUT PHILOSOPHY

AND THINGS LIKE THAT, MY

AUDIENCE IS, THAT'S A

CHARLESTON CHEW!

IT'S A COMPLETE, THEY'RE ALL

SUGAR RUSH.

BUT I DON'T EVEN KNOW,

WANDERLUST-- WHAT A TERRIFIC

FILM.

WHAT A TERRIFIC JOB YOU'VE

DONE, JENNIFER ANISTON YOUR

COSTAR, DAVID WAYNE, A VERY

TALENTED WRITER, DIRECTOR

CREATED THIS.

>> YEAH.

>> PUT YOU IN IT.

TELL ME ABOUT THIS FILM, YOU

YOUR ROLE THERE IT.

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> Jon: BALANCESY MOVE, BY

THE WAY, PUTTING THIS THING

OUT TWO DAYS BEFORE THE

OSCARS, CUTTING IT PRETTY

TIGHT FOR YOUR NOMINATION.

>> I KNOW.

I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT.

NO RECOGNITION WHATSOEVER

FROM THE ACADEMY.

>> Jon: WELL.

>> WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO

DOES, ORIGINAL IT WAS CALLED

THE HELP.

>> Jon: I LIKE THAT.

>> BUT A WHOLE LEGAL ISSUE,

APPARENTLY THERE'S ANOTHER

MOVIE.

>> Jon: YOU WORK TOGETHER A

LOT.

ARE YOU DOING ANOTHER ONE,

AMERICAN SUMMER THE SEQUEL.

>> THERE IS A LOT OF TALK

ABOUT IT, YEAH.

>> Jon: I JUST BROUGHT IT UP.

>> THEY'RE WRITING IT.

DAVID WAYNE AND MICHAEL ARE.

>> Jon: HOW MANY JUNKETS

HAVE YOU BEEN ON RECENTLY.

>> I'M NOT.

>> Jon: YOUR BRAIN IS FRIED.

>> I'M NOT KIDDING YOU.

MI SUGAR RUSHED OUT OF MY

BRAIN.

I REALLY JUST HAVE BEEN

EATING SO MUCH.

>> Jon: I AM ALSO AN EMT, I

KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS,

YOU HAVE A SUGAR RUSH, AS

SOON AS THIS IS DONE I WILL

GET YOU BACK THERE WE WILL

GET YOU AN IV OF SMOKED

MEATS.

WE WILL GET --

>> FILL ME FULL OF JERKIE.

>> Jon: 50 YCCs OF PASTRAMI

THAT SALT IS GOING TO TAKE

DOWN, BY THE END OF THIS YOU

WILL HAVE A GOITER BUT

YOU'LL FEEL, YOU'LL FEEL

BETTER.

>> THAT IS WHAT I NEED.

>> Jon: I'M SORRY.

>> A BIG SALTY GOITER.

>> Jon: ARE YOU ALL RIGHT.

>> RIGHT THERE YOU GOT IT,

RIGHT THERE.

>> Jon: WANDERLUST IS IN THE

THEATRES ON FRIDAY, ACADEMY

AWARD-WINNING ACTOR PAUL

RUDD.

(CHE

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