The Amazing Racism - Incredibly Not Racist Racists

  • Aired:  04/28/14
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Cliven Bundy and a couple KKK members make astoundingly racist comments while insisting that they're actually quite inclusive. (4:01)

BUT WAIT -- HOW DID THESEINCREDIBLY NOT RACIST PEOPLE

FIND THEMSELVES IN THECROSSHAIRS OF HAVING TO EXPLAIN

HOW RACIST THEY AREN'T.

>> THE MEDIA MAYBE TWISTS THINGA LITTLE BIT.

>> YOU GUYS TRY TO MAKEEVERYBODY IN THE WORLD THINK I'M

PREJUDICED. I'M NOT PREJUDICED.

>> Jon: AH THE MEDIA IS TWISTINGIT AROUND TO MAKE YOU SEEM --

THEY'RE JUST TAKING IT OVERHERE, TAKING IT OVER HERE --BLOOP.

I MEAN IF THEY WOULD JUST PLAYTHE WHOLE TAPE THEY WOULD SEE HE

SAYS THE NEGRO MAY HAVE BEENBETTER UNDER SLAVERY WHICH IS

A LINE HE WROTE IN A NEW PLAYCALLED LES MISERACISTS.

SO IF YOU KNOW ANY JEWTHEATER PRODUCERS -- WHAT STOP

TWISTING MY WORDS! NOW, OFCOURSE, DONALD STERLING HAS YET

TO EXPLAIN WHY HE IS NOTTO BLAME FOR HIS RACIST

STATEMENTS. BUT ANOTHERBILLIONAIRE DONALD IS MORE THAN

HAPPY TO SUGGEST -- WAIT --[LAUGHTER]

-- MORE THAN HAPPY TO SUGGESTSTERLING IS NOT THE ONLY ONE AT

FAULT HERE.

>> HE GOT SET UP BY A VERY, VERYBAD GIRLFRIEND, LET'S FACE IT.

SHE WAS BAITING HIM.

SHE'S A TERRIBLE HUMAN BEING ANDSHE'S CALLED THE GIRLFRIEND FROM

HELL.

>> Jon: THAT'S WHY I RECOMMENDTO ALL MY WEALTHY OLD FRIENDS

THAT THEY DATE TRUMP BRAND GOLDDIGGING GIRLFRIENDS. I PROMISE

THE BEST GIRLFRIENDS GOLDDIGGING MONEY CAN BUY.

RETURN POLICY CAN'T BE BEAT. WHOAM I KIDDING?

WE ALL KNOW WHERE THE BLAME FORRACISM REALLY BELONGS.

>> IF I SAY NEGRO OR BLACK BOYOR SLAVE, I'M NOT -- IF THOSE

PEOPLE CANNOT TAKE THOSE KIND OFWORDS AND NOT BE OFFENSIVE THEN

MARTIN LUTHER KING HASN'T GOTHIS JOB DONE YET.

>> Jon: YEAH!

IT'S HIS FAULT.

[ LAUGHTER ]WHY DID THAT GUY QUIT BEFORE

FINISHING HIS JOB?

[LAUGHTER]SOMEBODY SHOULD CALL HIM AND

TELL HIM TO STOP SLACKING ANDGET BACK TO WORK ON THE JOB OF

ENDING RACISM.

HERE IS THE THING ABOUT RACISMIN THIS COUNTRY, THE REACTION TO

STERLING AND BUNDY, THEOVERWHELMING CONDEMNATION MAKES

IT CLEAR WE HAVE MADEENORMOUS PROGRESS IN TEACHING

EVERYONE THAT RACISM IS BAD.

WHERE WE SEEM TO HAVE DROPPEDTHE BALL IS IN TEACHING PEOPLE

WHAT RACISM ACTUALLY IS, WHICHALLOWS PEOPLE TO SAY THESE

INCREDIBLY RACIST THINGS WHILSTINSISTING THEY WOULD NEVER.

I BELIEVE THE BEST ENCAPSULATIONOF THIS COGNITIVE DISSONANCE

COMES IN ALMOST CARTOON FORM.

I GIVE YOU TWO KLANSMENDISTANCING THEMSELVES FROM A

MURDEROUS WHITE SUPREMACIST WHOWENT ON A SHOOTING SPREE AT A

JEWISH CENTER.

>> WE ARE NOT A HATE GROUP.

I HAVE A LOT OF BLACKFRIENDS.

I DO BELIEVE THAT WHEN IT COMESTO LAYING DOWN WITH THEM WE

SHOULD BE SEPARATE.

BUT AS FOR AS A HATE GROUP, WEDID NOT HATE ANYONE.

>> Jon: OH, SO I GUESS THE ROBES ARE A KIND OF A KITSCH HIPSTER

THING.

YOU ARE NOT KLANSMEN YOU ARE IN"KLANSMEN."

COME BACK TO MY PLACEI'VE GOT SOME VINTAGE MOLOTOV

COCKTAILS IN REAL 40s MILKBOTTLES.

AND THAT BURNING CROSS?

RECLAIMED FREE TRADE BARN WOOD.

[LAUGHTER]BUT THE REAL KEY HERE WAS THEIR

STATEMENT THAT THEY HAVE BLACKFRIENDS, THEY JUST DON'T BELIEVE

IN SEXUAL MIXING, WHICH SHOWS, ITHINK, THE RICH TAPESTRY, THE

GORGEOUS MOSAIC OF RACISM INAMERICA, ALL THE WAY FROM

THOSE WHO SAY YOUCAN (bleep)

THEM, JUST DON'T BE SEEN WITHTHEM TO THOSE WHO SAY YOU CAN BE

SEEN WITH THEM, JUST DON'T(bleep) THEM.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

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