Iran's Oscar Victory

  • Aired:  03/01/12
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Iran's state TV declares the country's Best Foreign Film Language win at the 84th Academy Awards a victory over Israel. (2:33)

>> WELCOME BACK.

NOW RECENTLY TENSIONS IN THE

MIDDLE EAST HAVE TAKEN A

MOST UNUSUAL TURN, DUE TO

SUNDAY'S AWARD FOR BEST

FOREIGN FILM GOINGT IRANIAN

FILM OF SEPARATION.

>> THE IRANIAN STATE TV

WASTE NOD TIME DESCRIBING IT

AS A VICTORY OVER ISRAEL,

QUOTE, LEAVING BEHIND THE

ZYONIST REGIME, THE IRANIAN

FILM A SEPARATION WON THE

FOREIGN FILM CATEGORY IN

WHICH THE ISRAELI FILM

FOOTNOTE WAS ALSO NOMINATED.

>> OKAY, THIS TIME YOU HAVE

STEPPED IN IT, MISTER.

YOU MAY BE ENRICHING URANIUM

FOR NUCLEAR WEAPONS AND

FIGHTING WARS FOR HOT SPOTS

BUT YOU HAVE JUST WIN A

CHECK YOUR ENTERTAINMENT

INDUSTRY CANNOT CASH.

>> LOOK AT YOUR STATE TV.

IT IS LIKE A CHOICE BETWEEN

A 1985 DRIVERS ED

INSTRUCTIONAL VIDEO OR SOME

SORT OF AS FAR ASI TIM AND

ERIC SKETCH ABOUT

A-- EXPERIMENT.

I DON'T KNOW HOW WOULD YOU

DO AN IRREGULAR CONVENTION

OF WAR, IRAN, BUT IN THE WAR

OF PRODUCTION VALUES WITH

THE SONS OF ISRAEL, WE WILL

KICK YOUR ASS.

CHAERS PLAUS OH, OH, MAYBE

YOU COULD MAKE A PROPAGANDA

FILM ABOUT THE BURNING OF

YOUR ENEMY'S HOMES.

BOOM, GONE WITH THE WIND,

DAVID O SELZ NICK, 80 AREAS

AGO.

MAYBE YOU WANT TO CALL DOWN

A QUASI THEE LOGICAL CURSE

ON NEW YORK.

>> ALREADY DID IT MAYBE YOU

GET THE HOT GIRL EVEN THOUGH

YOU ARE A NERD, JEW, OH WAIT.

OR PERHAPS AN INSPIRING BUY

OPIC ABOUT THE LIFE OF

HURRICANE CARTER, TOO LATE,

NORMAN JEWISON DID

THAT-- WHAT'S THAT, NOT

JEWISH.

THE GUY HAS JAU RIGHT IN HIS

NAME THERE.

ALL RIGHT.

OR MAYBE ARE YOU THINKING

WE'LL JUST BEAT THE JEWS

WITH SMART SCRIPTS AND

QUIRKY CHARACTERS.

WELL, THINK AGAIN [BLEEP]

THAT'S THE COHEN BROTHERS,

MY BROTHER.

STEP UP.

OH, I SUPPOSE YOU COULD JUST

TRY TV, MAYBE A SITUATION

COMEDY BASED ON

OBSERVATIONAL HUMAN THEIR IS

REALLY ABOUT NOTHING.

BEEN THERE.

NOW YOUR BACKS ARE UP

AGAINST THE WALL, ARE YOU

PROBABLY THINKING [BLEEP],

[BLEEP], BLAEP BLOOEP, DAVID

MAMUT, JAU ALREADY WROTE

THAT DIALOGUE.

AND DON'T EVEN GET ME

STARTED ON SPIELBERG AND MEL

BROOKS.

I CAN DO THIS ALL DAY.

ALL NIGHT.

SO NEXT TIME YOU BE GRACEFUL,

AND YOU BE KIND, JUST LIKE

THE FILMMAKER WHO WON FOR

SPAITION-- BECAUSE IF YOU

LIKE WINNING OSCAR, IRAN,

GUESS WHO HANDS THEM OUT.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

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