RNC 2012 - The Road to Jeb Bush 2016 - Hurricane Isaac Media Coverage

  • Aired:  08/29/12
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The media successfully mounts full team Republican National Convention coverage while simultaneously airing copious amounts of hurricane porn. (1:52)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Jon: HEY!

WHAT IS HAPPENING?

WELCOME TO "THE DAILY SHOW." MY NAME IS JON STEWART.

BOOM, BOOM, BOOM.

DAY TWO.

IT IS DAY TWO FOR US HERE IN...

BEAUTIFUL TAMPA.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE HOW INSECURE THESE PEOPLE ARE.

(LAUGHTER) OUR GUEST TONIGHT, FORMER PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE MR. HERMAN CAIN WILL BE JOINING US!

LAST NIGHT WAS A VERY COMPLICATED NIGHT FOR THE CABLE NETWORKS, BUT THEY DID MANAGE TO

SUCCESSFULLY MOUNT FULL TEAM COVERAGE OF NIGHT ONE OF THE REPUBLICAN CONVENTION WHILE

SAME-SEX COUPLELY AIRING COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF HURRICANE PORN FROM YOUR STANDARD GUY OUTSIDE IN THE

RAIN TO WOMEN IN RAIN BURKAS STANDING UNDER THE GUTTER OF DAMOCLES TO GUY ABOUT TO BE

SUCKED OUT TO THE SEA.

(LAUGHTER) TO REPORTERS SO DRENCHED THEY TRANSFORM INTO WATER CREATURES.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) PEOPLE, I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH AT HOME: DON'T GO CHASING WATERFALLS.

(LAUGHTER) MR. ANDERSON COOPER WAS THERE WHERE HE AND AN EQUALLY HANDSOME

ROB MARCIANO DID NOT APPARENTLY REALIZE THEY COULD JUST MOVE FROM THE SPOT WHERE WATER WAS

DRAINING OFF THE TOP OF THE TENT ON TOP OF THEM TO A DRIER PLACE UNDERNEATH SAID TENT!

(LAUGHTER) IF YOU'VE GOT TO WATERBOARD ONE OF YOUR GUYS, CNN...

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) HUH?

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