Jason Jones Live From Sochi-ish - Better Off Red

  • Aired:  02/19/14
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Jason Jones charts communist Russia transformation into the ultimate red state. (5:17)

>> Jon: WELCOME BACK.

NOW BY HOSTING THIS YEAR'SWINTER OLYMPICS RUSSIA

MEANT TO SHOW THE WORLD IT ISNOW A 21ST CENTURY SUPERPOWER.

LONG GONE ARE THE DAYS OF FURBEHATTED COSSACKS WHIPPINGDISSIDENTS IN

THE STREET.

NO ONE INFORMED THE FUR BEHATTEDCOSSACKS AS THEY ATTACKEDMEMBERS OF PROTESTCOLLECTIVE PUSSY RIOT

WITH WHAT APPEAR TO BE PUSSYWHIPS.

ANYWAY.

[LAUGHTER]AS RETRO AS THAT DISPLAY

APPEARED TO BE FOR SOME RUSSIAIS CLEARLY THE NATION OF THE

FUTURE.

JASON JONES HAS MORE.

♪ >> AFTER THE LIBERAL POLICIES OF

THE LAST SIX YEARS AMERICANCONSERVATIVES HAVE ENDED UP WITH

A SIMPLE CONCLUSION.

RIGHT NOW THE UNITED STATES OFAMERICA IS HEADED IN THE WRONG

DIRECTION.

>> WE KNOW SOMETHING IS WRONG,TERRIBLY WRONG WITH THE

DIRECTION OF THE COUNTRY.

>> I MAY HAVE FOUND ACONSERVATIVE PARADISE IN THE

MOST UNEXPECTED PLACE.

MOTHER RUSSIA.

IN THE OLD DAYS CONSERVATIVESWOULD

YELL AT LIBERAL COMMIES GO BACKTO RUSSIA.

NOW IT SEEMS THE RED SCAREHAS BECOME THE ULTIMATE REDSTATE.

ECONOMIC POLICY.

>> WE NEED TO REIN IN THESPENDING.

>> MOVE TO A FAIR OR FLAT TAX.

>> WHAT DO THEY DO IN RUSSIA?

>> WE HAVE TIGHT BUDGET NO

BUDGET DEFICIT.

>> WHAT IS YOUR TAX SITUATIONHERE?

>> 13% FLAT.

>> 13?

>> YES.

>> IT'S CREATED THE TRICKLIESTDOWN ECONOMY IN THE WORLD. BUTWHAT ABOUT IMMIGRATION?

>> WE HAVE TO DISCUSS WHETHER WECAN ALLOW MUSLIMS TO IMMIGRATEINTO

THE UNITED STATES AT ALL.

>> WE NEED IMMIGRANTS BECAUSEIT'S CHEAP LABOR BUT CHRISTIAN

IMMIGRATION IS PREFERRED TOMUSLIM.

>> HOLY (bleep) THIS PLACE ISAWESOME.

IN 25 YEARS THEY FIGURED OUT THEFREE MARKET AND

INSTITUTIONALIZED XENOHOBIA.

>> BECAUSE WE'RE ALREADY HALFPOWER FEMINISTS IN THE

PARLIAMENT.

VERY STRONG IN THE PARLIAMENT.

HALF MEN HALF OF THE WOMEN FORSURE.

>> NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT?

>> MAYBE NOT WRONG WITHPEOPLE --

[LAUGHTER]>> WHO IS TIRED OF THIS

FEMINIST POWER, MEN?

>> WOMEN, TOO.

>> OH, MY GOD ARE THERE ANYLIBERALS IN THIS PLACE?

>> HERE THEY CALL ME A DIRTYLIBERAL.

>> MEET RUSSIA'S MOST POWERFULLIBERAL.

GIVE ME YOUR LEFT WING TAKE ONGUNS.

>> I THINK WE SHOULD ALLOWRUSSIANS CITIZENS TO BUY GUNS

AND I WAS FORTUNATE TO HAVE ONEDURING THE PROCESS WHEN

SUPPORTERS OF KREMLIN CAME ANDMADE TROUBLE AND I USED IT

AGAINST THEM.

>> YOU SHOT SOMEONE?

>> IT WAS SELF DEFENSE AND IUSED RUBBER BULLETS.

>> AND YOU ARE A LIBERAL?

SEE CONSERVATIVES THIS PLACE WASPERFECT.

GUNS CHECK.

GAYS TRIPLE CHECK BUT WHAT ABOUTTHE LAST BIG G ON YOUR AGENDA.

>> OUR GOVERNMENT MUST RESPECTRELIGIOUS VALUES NOT SILENCE

THEM.

>> IT'S THOSE CHRISTIAN VALUESTHIS COUNTRY WAS BASED UPON.

>> ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE THECOSTUMED MASCOT FOR THIS

RIGHT-WING WONDERLAND.

HE'S A SELF MADE MILKBILLIONAIRE WHO TOOK ME ON ATOUR OF HIS MOSCOW

HEADQUARTERS.

HE HAS HIS OWN PRIVATE CHURCH.

>> WE MAKE IT MANDATORY FOR ALLOUR EMPLOYEES TO GO TO BIBLE

STUDY COURSES.

THIS IS WHAT WE CALL HEADDITIONAL EDUCATION.

>> WHAT IF THEY SAY I'M A JEWI DON'T WANT TO GO TO THE

COURSES ANYMORE.

DO THE VOICE.

[LAUGHTER]>> IF EMPLOYEE DOESN'T WANT TO

ATTEND SUCH COURSES IT'S NOTBECAUSE OF HIS RELIGION BUT

BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT TOEDUCATE HIMSELF.

THOSE EMPLOYEES ARE USUALLY BADEMPLOYEES AND WE HAVE TO LET

THEM GO.

>> SURE, NO JESUS, NO JOB.

>> I WANT MY EMPLOYEES TO BESAVED AND FIND ETERNAL LIFE.

>> HE HELPS THEM BY ALSO FIRINGADULTERERS, ANYONE WHO HAS HAD

SEX OUT OF WEDLOCK AND ANYWOMAN WHO HAS HAD AN ABORTION.

THIS IS AMAZING FOR CHRISTIANS.

IT'S NORMAL TO HAVE A CHURCH ATYOUR BUSINESS IN RUSSIA.

THAT'S INSANE.

SERIOUSLY IT'S -- IT'S INSANE.BUT HE HAS FREEDOM AS JOBCREATOR TO DO WHAT HE WANTS AND

THAT'S THE POINT. EVENCONSERVATIVE PAT BUCHANAN

WONDERED IF PUTIN WAS ONE OF US.

CONSERVATIVES WHEN I HEAR THIS.

WE'RE LOSING CONTROL OF OURNATION.

I'M GOING TO SAY THIS.

>> IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT GO TORUSSIA.

>> GAY MARRIAGE IS NOW LEGAL INMANY PLACES.

>> IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT GO TORUSSIA.

>> AS SOON AS I CAN GET OUT OFHERE I AM OUT.

>> GO TO RUSSIA.

>> JASON JONES, WE'LL BE RIGHTBACK.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE][CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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