Budget Battle: The Movie

  • Aired:  12/11/13
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Jason Jones refuses to throw in the towel following a budget agreement between Congressional Republicans and Democrats. (3:02)

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>> Jon: WELCOME BACK.

SO.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]-- A BIPARTISAN DEAL HAS BEEN

REACHED.

A CEASE FIRE DECLARED INTHE PARTISAN BATTLES

THAT HAVE RAVAGED WASHINGTON.

ARE WE REALLY READY TO GIVE UPTHIS FIGHT.

BEFORE YOU SCREAM YES, FOR THELOVE OF GOD, YES YOU MIGHT WANT

TO WATCH THIS FROM JASON JONES.

>> YOU'VE SEEN THE SMASH HITSBUDGET BATTLE ONE, TWO, THREE

AND FOUR.

THEY HAD IT ALL, COUNTDOWNCLOCKS, COUNT-UP CLOCKS.

COUNTING DOWN AND UP CLOCKS BUTNOW IT LOOKS LIKE THE

CONGRESSIONAL SHUTDOWN GRAVYTRAIN IS PULLING INTO STATION.

>> CONGRESS MAY BE READY TO CALLA TRUCE IN THE ONGOING BUDGET

WARS.

>> A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE, A BUDGETDEAL.

>> BUT A BUDGET DEAL DOESN'TMEAN IT'S TIME TO THROW IN THE

TOWEL.

>> THANK GOD IT'S OVER.

>> I WAS SO SICK OF COVERINGTHAT.

>> I NEVER WANT TO DO ANOTHER -->> I'LL DO YOUR BUDGET STORY FOR

YOU.

>> WHY?

THERE'S NO STORY.

>> I'LL BRING YOU THEANTAGONISTIC SOUND BITES, SILLY

GRAPHICS AND A REAL SENSE OFIMMINENT FISCAL DOOM.

>> JONES, IT'S OVER.

>> IT'S OVER WHEN I SAY IT'SOVER.

>> BUDGET BATTLE 5.

THE SEQUEL THAT THE 24 HOUR NEWSNETWORKS DEMAND.

IT'S A FIGHT FOR RATINGS AGAINSTIMPOSSIBLE ODDS.

THIS JUST GOT REAL.

>> ACTUALLY NOT REALLY THEY'VEBEEN AT A STALEMATE FOR SOME

TIME AND THEY ARE HOPING NOT TOSHUTDOWN THE GOVERNMENT THIS

TIME.

>> WELL, IT'S NOT HARD TOBELIEVE.

DEMOCRATS WON'T DEAL WITHENTITLEMENTS, REPUBLICANS NOT

PUTTING TAX INCREASES ON THETABLE.

>> KILLING THE MOMENTUM HERETODD, SORRY.

>> SEARCHING FOR AN ANCIENTENEMY.

>> COMING FROM WITHIN THE HOUSEOF REPRESENTATIVES.

>> ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE DEBATESON THE MONDAY-FRIDAY CONGRESS.

WE ALL KNOW THAT ONE-HALF OFONE-THIRD OF OUR GOVERNMENT

COULD STILL (bleep) THIS UP.

>> SOME CONSERVATIVEREPUBLICANS ARE OPPOSED TO

THE DEAL. MARCO RUBIO SAYINGHE OPPOSES THIS.

>> YEAH, THAT'S THE STUFF THEBUDGET SAGA CONTINUES WITH A

SPECIAL APPEARANCE BY REGINALDVELJOHNSON AS THE GUY HE ALWAYS

PLAYS IN THINGS LIKE THIS.

>> WHAT EXACTLY ARE WEDEALING WITH HERE, PAL.

>> LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE GETTING ADEAL DONE.

>> GIVE ME SOMETHING I CAN USE.

>> DIDN'T TOUCH ENTITLEMENTS ANDIGNORED TAX REVENUES.

>> TELL IT TO ME STRAIGHT.

>> THEY ARE KICKING THE CAN DOWNTHE ROAD.

>> ONE QUESTION: DO WE GET TOWIN THIS TIME?

>>, I THINK THAT'S FOR RAMBO.

>> DON'T CALL ME ON MY ACTIONMOVIE REFERENCES.

BUDGET BATTLE FIVE IT'S OVERWHEN I SAY IT'S OVER.

>> YIPPEE-KIAYE MOTHER(bleep).

>> COMING THIS CHRISTMAS.

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