The Global Warming Hoax

  • Aired:  01/06/14
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Global warming alarmists continue pushing their radical position amid frigid winter conditions. (3:42)

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>> Jon: HI, WELCOME TO "THE

DAILY SHOW".

MY NAME IS JON STEWART.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]WHAT A PROGRAM WE HAVE FOR YOU

IN THIS 2014.

MY NAME IS JON STEWART.

MY GUEST TONIGHT FROM "INSIDELLEWYN DAVIS" OSCAR ISAAC IS

HERE.

HE PLAYS LLEWYN DAVIS.

A TALENTED MAN.

WE'RE BACK.

RECOVERING FROM THE HOLIDAYSIT'S A NEW START FOR US.

NO MORE ANIMOSITY, NO MORE WARON CHRISTMAS.

WE'LL EASE INTO THE NEW YEAR ANDTALK ABOUT THINGS INNOCUOUS.

WE'RE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUTPOLITICS OR RELIGION BECAUSE

THESE ARE HOT BUTTON TOPICSSO --

[LAUGHTER][LAUGHTER]

HEY, SOME WEATHER, HUH.

>> I HAVE NEVER EXPERIENCED COLDLIKE THIS IN MY LIFE.

>> Jon: I'LL SAY.

IT IS COLD OUTSIDE.

I'LL TELL YOU THIS MORNING I HADTO PUT MY HAND

ON A WITCH'S TEATTO KEEP THEM WARM.

THAT'S ACTUALLY THE WITCH'S TEATWAS WARMER THAN -- WHICH I THINK

IS UNUSUAL.

[ LAUGHTER ]ANY MORE WEATHER TALK?

ANY MORE -->> MINNEAPOLIS ST. PAUL MINUS 20

DEGREES.

>> I'VE NEVER FELT ANYTHING LIKETHIS.

>> YOU COULD BE INSIDE THEFREEZER AND YOU WOULD BE WARMER.

>> SOME CREW MEMBERS HAD TEARSCOMING OUT OF THEIR EYES.

>> THINGS ARE FREEZING ON MYBODY THAT I DIDN'T KNOW WERE

POSSIBLE TO FREEZE.

[ LAUGHTER ]>> Jon: ARE YOU BREAKING UP

WITH ME?

[LAUGHTER]BECAUSE THAT IS NOT THE FIRST

TIME I'VE HEARD THAT LINE.

IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S ME IT'S JUSTTHAT SINCE I'VE BEEN WITH YOU

THINGS ARE FREEZING ON MY BODY IDIDN'T KNOW WERE POSSIBLE TO

FREEZE.

[ LAUGHTER ]I HAVE AN ICE PENIS.

THAT'S WHY.

[ LAUGHTER ]THIS IS NICE.

NO NAME CALLING.

NO LEFT VERSUS RIGHT IDEOLOGICAL(bleep).

IT'S JUST THE PLEASURE OFWATCHING NEWS ANCHORS SLOWLY

PERISH FROM HYPERTHERMIA.

THIS SNOW AND STILL CRIES OVERGLOBAL WARMING.

>> Warner: WAIT, WAIT, HOLDON --

>> Jon: WAIT, WAIT.

THE WEATHER WHERE YOU ARE ON APARTICULAR DAY DOESN'T -- DON'T

DO THIS.

>> WE'RE HAVING A HARD TIMEUNDERSTANDING HOW GLOBAL WARMING

ALARMISTS ARE STILL TRYING TO PUSH THAT RADICAL POSITION.

>> GLOBAL WARMING I THINK IT'SGOING TO DIE THIS YEAR GIVEN THE

INCREDIBLE COLD WEATHER WE'VEHAD THIS WEEKEND.

[ LAUGHTER ]>> Jon: RIGHT NOW THERE ARE

PARTS OF MY BODY THAT AREGETTING ANGRY THAT I DIDN'T EVEN

KNOW COULD GET ANGRY AND -- THEYARE GETTING SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW

THAT IT'S -- I'MNOT GOING TO TELL YOU WHICH PART

IT IS.

IT'S MY BALLS.

[LAUGHTER]RIGHT NOW I HAVE ANGRY BALLS.

[LAUGHTER]I THINK I JUST INVENTED A NEW

VIDEOGAME.

[ LAUGHTER ]ARE YOU KIDS PLAYING ANGRY

BALLS?

HEY, YOU KIDS, STOP PLAYINGANGRY BALLS.

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