Can't You at Least Wait Until Jon Stewart Gets Back - 2016 Presidential Election Coverage

  • Aired:  08/12/13
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Unbeknownst to the media, three whole years stand between the Rand Paul dynasty and the 2016 presidential election. (3:15)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> John: WELCOME TO "THE DAILY

SHOW"!

MY NAME IS JOHN OLIVER, I'M

STILL HERE FOR JON STEWART WHO,

DUE TO A COMICAL MIXUP, IS

CURRENTLY HOSTING "THE DOILY

SHOW" AMERICA'S GREATEST

SATIRICAL LACE CENTERPIECE

PROGRAM.

(LAUGHTER)

HE IS EVISCERATING THAT LACE

WORK AND THAT'S A DIRECT COPY

QUOTE.

OUR GUEST TONIGHT IS SENATOR

RAND PAUL, HE'S GOING TO BE WITH

US.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

HE'S ALSO WHERE WE BEGIN

TONIGHT.

WHAT HAS SENATOR PAUL BEEN UP

TO?

>> SENATOR RAND PAUL OF KENTUCKY

HEADS TO IOWA.

>> HE HAS PLANNED TO VISIT SOUTH

CAROLINA AND NEVADA.

>> TOMORROW HE HEADLINES A

G.O.P. DINNER NEW HAMPSHIRE.

>> I KNOW RAND PAUL, I THINK

HE'LL RUN IN 2016.

>> WHAT STANDS BETWEEN THE PAUL

DYNASTY AND 2016?

>> WELL, I'LL TELL YOU THE FIRST

THING THAT STANDS BETWEEN THEM,

THREE (BLEEP)ING YEARS!

(LAUGHTER)

THAT'S OVER 50 NEW IPHONES FROM

NOW.

(LAUGHTER)

WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THIS

ELECTION?

THAT BRINGS US TO YET ANOTHER

INSTALLMENT OF "CAN'T YOU AT

LEAST WAIT UNTIL JON STEWART

COMES BACK?"

(LAUGHTER)

SERIOUSLY!

THIS IS MY LAST WEEK DOING THIS!

IT'S NOT JUST THAT THE MEDIA IS

ALREADY RAMPING UP THEIR 2016

COVERAGE, IT'S THIS SOME OF THEM

ARE ALREADY TRYING TO WIND IT

DOWN.

>> I PREDICT THE HARD RIGHT IS

GOING TO TAKE OVER THE

REPUBLICAN PARTY IN 2016 AND THE

NOMINATION IS GOING TO RAND

PAUL.

YOU WATCH.

THIS IS WHAT I DO FOR A LIVING.

>> Jon: OOH!

(LAUGHTER)

REALLY?

BECAUSE ALL THIS TIME I THOUGHT

YOU WERE PAID TO SPIT ON A

CAMERA LENS.

(LAUGHTER)

BUT, LOOK, IF MAKING SOUND

PREDICTIONS IS WHAT CHRIS

MATTHEWS DOES FOR A LIVING THEN

HE MAY HAVE A BIT OF A PROBLEM

BECAUSE FINDING SOUNDBITES OF

PEOPLE SAYING THINGS THAT

DIRECTLY CONTRADICT THE CLAIM

THEY'VE JUST MADE, THAT'S WHAT

WE DO FOR A LIVING.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

SO OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD, WHO

DID CHRIS MATTHEWS SEE GOING ALL

THE WAY TO THE WHITE HOUSE IN

2008?

>> LET ME ASK YOU ABOUT RUDY

GIULIANI.

I BELIEVE HE'S NOT ONLY RUNNING,

I THINK HE'S GOING TO WIN THIS

WHOLE THING COME AROUND THE NEXT

ELECTION.

>> Jon: THAT'S RIGHT, YEAH.

YOU REMEMBER HIM?

CURRENT PRESIDENT RUDY GIULIANI?

(LAUGHTER)

YOU REMEMBER THE FORMIDABLE

CONTENDER IN THE 2008 ELECTION

WHO WON IN THE PRIMARIES ONLY

ONE MORE DELEGATE THAN I DID.

(LAUGHTER)

BUT LOOK, LET'S BE FAIR.

THAT WAS A WHOLE PRESIDENTIAL

ELECTION AGO.

EVERYONE IS ALLOWED A MULLIGAN

AND MATTHEWS MADE UP FOR THAT BY

COMPLETELY NAILING HIS

PREDICTION FOR WHO WOULD WIN THE

REPUBLICAN PRIMARIES IN 2012.

>> YOU WATCH BACHMANN.

SHE'S GOT THE ACTION THIS TIME.

SHE STANDS FOR SOMETHING --

SHE'S GOING ALL THE WAY.

SHE'S GOING TO WIN THIS THING.

>> REALLY?

>> I TELL YOU RIGHT NOW.

I PREDICT SHE BEATS TRUMP.

>> John: IT'S WHAT HE DOES FOR A

LIVING.

(LAUGHTER)

IS HE A PSYCHIC OR A TIME

TRAVELER?

EITHER WAY, WE MUST BURN HIM AS

A WITCH.

CHRIS MATTHEWS DOESN'T JUST

ROUTINELY HAVE EGG ON HIS FACE,

HE HAS A CHICKEN COP AGO SQUAT

OVER HIS FACE, LAYING AN EGG

BETWEEN HIS EYES, (BLEEP)ING ON

THAT EGG

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