Nuke Kid on the Block - North Korean Threats

  • Aired:  04/02/13
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North Korea's Kim Jong-un tries solidifying his leadership at home by ratcheting up tensions with the United States. (4:08)

JEEZ, TOUCHY.

LOOK, KIM --

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

-- I KNOW YOU ARE ITCHING TO FIGHT US, KIM.

YOU KNOW, BUT I MEAN FOR A YOUNG GUY YOUR WAR MOTHERING IS RETRO.

WITH THE GOOSE STEPPING AND THE HILL CONQUERING AND -- REALLY CARDBOARD CUT OUT TARGETS AND

THERE'S A COMMANDER ON THE BRIDGE?

WHAT IS THAT, BINOCULARS?

MAGNIFIED VISION IN BOTH EYES?

[LAUGHTER]

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS, BUT WE'VE MOVED ON FROM THAT PAST THING.

WAR IS A LITTLE MORE MODERN NOW.

>> TWO MASSIVE B-2'S SOARED 6500 MILES FROM MISSOURI TO DROP DUMMY WEAPONS ON A BOMBING RANGE

WEST OF SOUTH KOREA AND LESS THAN 50 MILES FROM THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER AND THEN FLEW BACK

TO THE U.S.

>> Jon: FOR LUNCH MOTHER (bleep).

FOR LUNCH!

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

THE MIDDAY MEAL [ONE PERSON IN CROWD CHANTS U.S.A.]

[LAUGHTER]

>> Jon: GETTING A LITTLE CARRIED AWAY.

YOU UNDERSTAND.

[ LAUGHTER ]

LOOK, WE'RE FLATTERED, BUT WE'RE NOT INTERESTED.

WE'LL CALL YOU.

>> THIS WARNING THE NORTH VOWED TO RESTART A NUCLEAR REACTOR.

>> Jon: WE'RE LISTENING.

>> NORTH KOREA SAYS IN PART IT'S FOR ELECTRICITY.

>> Jon: PHEW.

ALL RIGHT.

LIKE I SAID WE'LL CALL YOU.

>> THE PROBLEM IS THE PLANT HAS NEVER BEEN ATTACHED TO THE POWER GRID.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Jon: HEY, I SEE A PROBLEM RIGHT HERE YOU GOTTA RUN SOME CONDUITS TO THE NUCLEAR REACTOR

THERE YOU WON'T GET ANY JUICE TO THE STREET.

LET ME RUN TO THE TRUCK AND GRAB CONDUIT.

IT WILL TAKE LIKE A MINUTE.

YOU GOTTA RUN SOME CONDUIT.

WHAT ELSE IS THIS THING GOOD FOR?

>> IT COULD MAKE ENOUGH PLUTONIUM IN A YEAR FOR A NUCLEAR BOMB.

>> Jon: I HEAR YOU.

LET ME RUN OUT TO MY TRUCK.

WOW.

SO YOU GOT NUCLEAR BOMBS, ALL RIGHT.

YOU ARE HELL BENT ON THIS WAR, AREN'T YOU?

I'M GOING TO LET YOU IN ON A SECRET.

I DON'T THINK AMERICA IS GOING TO BE THE COMMITTED ADVERSARIAL RELATIONSHIP YOU ARE LOOKING FOR.

SEE WE JUST OUT OF TWO VERY SERIOUS WARS.

[ LAUGHTER ]

VERY HIGH MAINTENANCE, STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN ALL (bleep) BACK FROM THEM.

[ LAUGHTER ]

IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S US.

IF WE'RE LOOKING FOR ANY KIND OF CONFLICT RIGHT NOW IT'S GOING BE A REBOUND WAR, AND I DON'T THINK

YOU WANT THAT.

JUST STRAIGHT UP DESTRUCTION, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

JUST TO REMIND US THE EQUIPMENT STILL WORKS.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, HEY, ARE YOU GUYS OKAY AFTERWARDS OR CAN WE TRAIN YOUR LOCAL POLICE FORCE

DURING A COMPLEX POLITICAL TRANSGLITION IT'S JUST GOING TO BE WHAM BAM BAM BAM, WHAM.

KABOOM, WHAM BAM.

YOU WANT TO THINK LONG AND HARD ABOUT WHY YOU WOULD REALLY WANT TO DO THIS.

ANALYSTS SAY KIM JONG-UN IS TRYING TO SOLIDIFY HIS LEADERSHIP AT HOME BY MANUFACTURING A CRISIS TO LOOK

LIKE A HERO TO HIS PEOPLE.

>> Jon: WAIT, THIS IS ABOUT DOMESTIC POLITICS?

THIS IS A MESSAGE YOU ARE SENDING YOUR PEOPLE?

WHY DO YOU NEED TO GET US JUMPY OVER IT?

NO ONE IN YOUR CURRENT GETS TV FROM OUTSIDE YOUR COUNTRY.

TELL THEM YOU ARE MENACING US.

TELL THEM UCONN QUERD US.

WE DON'T CARE.

TELL THEM -- TELL THEM YOU ALREADY CONQUERED US, WE DON'T CARE.

TELL THEM YOU REPLACED THE STATUTE OF LIBERTY WITH A PICTURE OF YOU (bleep) THE THE

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