Rahm-A-Gone

  • Aired:  10/04/10
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The media calls Rahm Emanuel a dick without actually saying the word after he announces his resignation. (3:04)

>> Jon: WELCOME BACK.

ON FRIDAY WE HAD BIG NEWS.

BIG NEWS OUT OF WHITE HOUSE AS

CHIEF OF STAFF RAHM EMANUEL

ANOWNGSED HIS RESIDENT --

ANNOUNCED HIS RESIGNATION.

>> BOTH MY PARENTS RAISE TODAY

IN GIVE SOMETHING BACK TO THE --

RAISED ME TO GIVE SOMETHING BACK

TO THE COUNTRY AND THE COMMUNITY

THAT HAS GIVEN US SO MUCH.

I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR THE

OPPORTUNITY TO REPAY IN A SMALL

PORTION OF THE BLESSINGS THIS

COUNTRY HAS GIVEN MY FAMILY.

>> Jon: WOW, THAT IS

BEAUTIFULLY HEARTFELT.

YOU DON'T SEE THAT VULNERABILITY

FROM TOP SPLIT DPOLITCOS.

>> ROUSE HAS AN AMAZING CAPACITY

TO BRING PEOPLE TOGETHER.

>> LOW KEY, LOW PROFILE.

>> ALMOST INVISIBLE.

HE DOESN'T HAVE MUCH OF A

PERSONALITY OR A LIFE.

>> HE LIKES CATS AND HE'S A

BACHELOR.

[LAUGHTER]

>> Jon: CAT LOVING BACHELOR SO

HE IS EITHER DR. EVIL OR JOHN

FROM DBAR GARFIELD.

[LAUGHTER]

SORRY.

[LAUGHTER]

WHY IS THE MEDIA MAKE SUCH A BIG

DEAL ABOUT HOW NICE AND

GENTLEMANLY PETER ROUSE IS.

IT'S ALMOST SOMETHING THEY ARE

TRYING TO SAY ABOUT RAHM EMANUEL

>> RAHM AS YOU KNOW CAN BE

AGGRESSIVE.

>> Jon: OH, HE'S A DICK.

HERE IS WHAT YOU WILL N.T.S.B.

TV SHOWS.

THEY ALMOST NEVER CALL SOMEONE A

DICK.

WATCH THIS.

>> EMANUEL WAS KNOWN FOR HIS

ABRUPT STYLE.

>> PROFANE.

>> FLAMBOYANT IN THE SENSE THAT

HE IS BOMB BASK.

>> HE ISN'T AFRAID OF BREAKING

CHINA HERE AND THERE.

>> HE IS NO SHRINKING VIOLET.

>> Jon: WOULD A SHRINKING

VIOLET CORNER YOU BUCK NAKED IN

A SENATE SHOWER?

NO.

HE'S KIND OF A DICK.

THAT'S IT FOR RAHM AND POLITICS.

WHO WANTS A DICK IN ANY POSITION

OF POWER.

>> I WOULD LIKE TO RUN FOR MAYOR

OF CITY OF CHICAGO.

IT'S ALWAYS BEEN AN ASPIRATION

OF MINE EVEN WHEN I WAS IN THE

HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES.

>> Jon: THAT COULD WORK.

CHICAGO WHERE BEING A DICK ISN'T

A LIABILITY IT'S A JOB

REQUIREMENT.

THIS MAKES HIS OPENING CAMPAIGN

VIDEO A SLIGHTLY DARKER HUE.

>> AS I PREPARE TO RUN FOR MAYOR

I'M GOING TO VISIT THE

NEIGHBORHOODS AT GROCERY STORES,

L STOPS, BOWLING ALLEYS AND HOT

DOG STANDS.

>> Jon: YOU HEAR (bleep)

HEAD I'LL BE BEHIND YOU AT THE

ATM.

I'LL JAM MY DISFIGURED FINGER

INTO YOUR DOG'S ANUS TO TEST IT

FOR WORMS.

WHEN YOU CLIMB INTO YOUR BED AT

NIGHT AND MA

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