Democalypse 2012 - Dog Days Edition

  • Aired:  08/09/12
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The Obama campaign introduces "Romney Hood" and Mitt Romney coins "Obamaloney," but who's responsible for all the wife cancer? (2:55)

STEWART.

-- FROM COMEDY CENTRAL'S WORLD NEWS HARKZ IN NEW YORK, THIS IS -- HEADQUARTERS IN NEW YORK

THIS "THE DAILY SHOW" JON STEWART.

>> Jon: WELCOME TO "THE DAILY SHOW" I'M JON STEWART.

WE'VE GOT THE AUTHOR JOANNA BROOKS -- THAT WOMAN KNOWS WHO IT IS.

THE BOOK OF MORMON GIRL.

I PRONOUNCED IT WRONG IT'S THE BOOK OF MORMON, GIRL!

>> WE WANT TO TALK BAY COMMENT A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT TODAY.

THE PRESIDENT CRITIQUING MITT ROMNEY'S TAX PLAN A NEW NAME FOR HIM THAT IS A BIT OF A BUZZ WORD.

LET'S LISTEN.

>> FIRST OF ALL, THANK YOU FOR JOINING US WHAT AN ITALIAN WIDOW WEARS TO A LOBSTER BAKE.

[ LAUGHTER ]

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT NOT MY ANTONIO.

HE WAS SUCH A GOOD BOY.

I'LL HAVE IT AT TWO POUNDS BROILED NOT STEAMED.

ANTONIO.

IF YOU LIKE THAT YOU'LL LOVE MY NEW ONE MAN SHOW TYLER PERRY PRENTZ JON STEWART IN WOMEN

EATING SHELLFISH.

LET'S BE SERIOUS.

WE'LL HEAR WHAT THE PRESIDENT SAYS.

>> HE ASKED THE MIDDLE CLASS TO PAY MORE TAXES TO GIVE ANOTHER $250,000 TAX CUT TO THE PEOPLE

MAKING MORE THAN $3 MILLION A YEAR.

>> [AUDIENCE REACTS]

>> IT'S LIKE ROBINHOOD IN REVERSE.

IT'S ROMNEY HOOD.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> STEPHEN: --

>> Jon: SHOULD BE EASY FOR ROMNEY TO TOP ROMNEY HOOD.

>> WE'VE HEARD THE PRESIDENT SAY THINGS ABOUT ME AND MY POLICIES

AND THE IF I WERE TO COIN A TERM IT WOULD BE OBAMA-LONEY.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Jon: HOW CAN A GUY THAT LOOKS SO MUCH LIKE DON DRAPER BE SO BAD AT WRITING AD COPY.

EVERYBODY LOVES ABOUT A LONISM TRY FOR A NEAT NO ONE LIKES OBAMA'S LOAF.

THAT'S AN INSULT.

MAYBE THEY HIT YOU BACK WITH PASTRAM-NEY.

AND COUNTER BACK WITH ABOUT A BARACK-LOAF.

I THINK PUN TIME IS OVER.

RAISE YOUR GAIN.

>> WHEN MITT ROMNEY CLOSED BAIN.

I LOST MY HEALTH CARE.

MY WIFE BECOME ILL AND THERE WAS NOTHING THEY COULD DO FOR HER.

SHE PASSED AWAY IN 22 DAYS.

I DO NOT THINK MITT ROMNEY REALIZED WHAT HE HAS DONE TO ANYONE.

>> Jon: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

DON'T DANCE AROUND ROMNEY HOOD.

OBAMA-LONEY.

MITT ROMNEY KILLED THAT GUY'S WIFE.

WHO IS FULL OF

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