Indecision 2012 - Rising Cain

  • Aired:  10/06/11
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Herman Cain doesn't have facts to back this up, but he believes the Wall Street protests have been orchestrated to distract from the Obama administration's failed policies. (4:38)

TERRITORY.

(LAUGHTER)

BUT YOU KNOW EVERY TIME GOD

CLOSES A DOOR SHE OPENS A

WINDOW.

HERMAN CAIN BACKED BY

SOARING POLL NUMBERS HAS

LUNCHED AN OFFENSIVE

APPEARING LATE NIGHT TO

SUNDAY MORNING TO WHATEVER

THIS IS.

>> HI,S WITH AS YOU KNOW I

HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET MITT

ROMNEY AND PERRY TO COME AND

DO A VIDEO WITH ME AND SO

FAR THEY HAVEN'T ACCEPTED.

AND I WANTED TO GET A

FIRST-TIER CANDIDATE SO WE

HAD TO MAKE OUR-- OUR OWN,

HERMAN CAIN.

LA.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Jon: YOU BETTER HURRY UP

THE INTERVIEW BECAUSE I'M

SURE THAT LA QUINTA SUITE IS

BOOKED FOR A PORN SHOOT AT

ABOUT 2:00.

(LAUGHTER)

>> THE SECRET TO CAIN'S

SUCCESS, BRANDING AND CHARM.

>> THERE IS ICE MILK AND

HAGEN DANZ BLACK WALNUT.

>> BLACK WALNUT ISN'T A

FAVORITE OF THE WEEK.

>> YOU STILL SEE BLACK

WALNUT MOVING UP THE CHARTS

WITHIN I CAN EAT BLACK

WALNUT ALL THE TIME.

>> BLACK WALNUT.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Stephen: VERY LIKABLE.

DON'T YOU THINK BLACK WALL

NRT WOULD HAVE BEEN THE BEST

70 BLAXPLOITATION MOVIE

EVER.

RUDY RAY, BLACK WALNUT.

THE BLACK PRIVATE DICKçó WHO'S

SHELL IS REALLY THICK.

GEORGE KENNEDY IS HIS ARCH

NEMESIS HONKY PISTACHIO.

AND PAM GREER IS THE HOTTEST

WOMAN EVER IN THE WORLD.

HERMAN CAIN ISN'T ALL ICE

CREAM, HE'S GOT SUBSTANCE.

HE HAS TAKEN ON THE WALL

STREES PROTEST.

>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY

WANT BUT I THINK THEY THINK

THAT THE BANKS HAVE GIVEN

THEM A RAW DEAL OVER THE

LAST FEW YEARS.

>> I DON'T HAVE FACTS TO

BACK THIS UP.

>> Jon: LET ME STOP YOU

RIGHT THERE.

HERMAN CAIN, THAT IS

ADORABLE.

I DON'T HAVE FACTS TO

BACK-- YOU STILL EXPECT THE

MEDIA TO DEMAND YOU BACK

YOUR CLAIMS UP WITH FACTS?

WHEN YOU HAVE DONE THIS A

LITTLE LONGER YOU WILL REL

REALIZE THEY [BLEEP].

THAT REPORTER IS NOT

LISTENING TO YOU, HE IS JUST

ADMIRING HIS PAYING

ATTENTION FACE IN THE

MONITOR BEHIND YOU.

(LAUGHTER)

ANYWAY, YOU WERE SAYING

ABOUT NO FACTS.

>> I DON'T HAVE FACTS TO

BACK THIS UP, BUT I HAPPEN

TO BELIEVE THAT THESE

DEMONSTRATIONS ARE PLANNED

AND ORCHESTRATED TO DISTRACT

FROM THE FAILED POLICIES OF

THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION.

>> Jon: THAT'S ALL YOU GOT?

HEY, MAN, IF YOU DON'T HAVE

FACTS TO BACK IT UP, WHY

DON'T YOU PUT IT MORE OUT

THERE I DON'T HAVE FACTS TO

BACK THIS UP BUT I THINK THE

PRESIDENT IS A SPY FROM AN

ALTERNATE UNIVERSE WHERE

DINOSAURS NEVER WENT EXTINCT

AND PEOPLE ARE KEPT AS PETS,

YOU KNOW.

I WILL TELL YOU, GIVE US

ANOTHER STUPID NONFACTUAL

BLACK WALNUT PROTEST

ANALYSIS.

>> DON'T BLAME WALL STREET.

DON'T BLAME THE BIG BANKS.

IF YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB AND

YOU ARE NOT RICH, BLAME

YOURSELF.

>> IT NOT A PERSON'S FAULT

BECAUSE THEY SUCCEEDED.

IT IS A PERSON'S FAULT IF

THEY FAILED.

>> Jon: THAT IS INTERESTING,

SO PEOPLE SHOULD NOT SCAPE

GOAT ANYBODY JUST BECAUSE

THEY DIDN'T ATTAIN THE

AMERICAN DREAM.

>> THE AMERICAN DREAM IS

UNDER ATTACK BECAUSE OUR

GOVERNMENT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

BY THE LIBERALS IN

WASHINGTON D.C..

>> Jon: WAIT, I SAW YOU

BLAME YOURSELF.

OH, SO IT'S NOT, YOU DON'T

BLAME-- YOU DON'T BLAME BIG

BUSINESS.

YOU BLAME YOURSELF AND

LIBERALS.

>> YOU KNOW, I DON'T HAVE

FACTS TO BACK THIS UP-- BUT

THE MINIMUM WAGE IS A PLOT

TO BRING DOWN PIZZA CHAINS.

AND ACTIVIA YOGURT IS FILLED

WITH TINY GHOSTS WHOSE

PURPOSE IS TO SCARE THE POOP

OUT OF YOU.

(LAUGHTER)

AND BESIDES, AND BESIDES,

THE STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS

ON CORPORATE CORE RUPING HAS

EXPIRED.

YOU DON'T THINK THE BANKS

HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE

CRISIS THAT WE WENT INTO IN

2008.

>> THEY DID HAVE SOMETHING

TO DO WITH THE CRISIS THAT

WE WENT INTO IN 2008.

BUT WE ARE NOT IN 2008.

WE'RE IN 2011.

>> Jon: IT WAS THREE YEARS

AGO.

IF WE WERE BEES WE WOULD

ALREADY BE DEAD AND OUR

GREAT GRANDCHILDREN WOULD BE

IN CHARGE.

YOU THINK BEES WORRY ABOUT

WHAT HAPPENED THREE

GENERATIONS AGO.

THEY ARE TOO BUSY MAKING

HONEY AND COMMUNICATING

THROUGH DANCE.

>> YOU KNOW, I DON'T HAVE

THE FACTS TO BACK THIS UP--

(LAUGHTER)

BUT JOHN BOEHNER CRIES A LOT

BECAUSE HIS NOSE IS AN ONION.

(LAUGHTER)

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