Olympics Has Fallen - Mercury Rising

  • Aired:  02/12/14
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Olympic athletes adapt to Sochi's balmy conditions, and Vladimir Putin puts on a red jumpsuit and a friendly face. (2:59)

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>> Jon: WELCOME TO "THE DAILY

SHOW".

MY NAME IS JON STEWART.

VERY, VERY GOOD SHOW TONIGHT.

OUR GUEST TONIGHT JOEL KINNAMANOF

ROBO COP, THE STORY OF AN IRISHPOLICEMAN.

[LAUGHTER]ROBOCOP STORY OF AN IRISH ROBOT.

[ LAUGHTER ]BUT, OF COURSE, FIRST.

♪ [LAUGHTER]

YOU KNOW THE VAGUELY OLYMPICSOUNDING BUT YET STILL PUBLIC

DOMAIN MUSIC MEANS IT IS TIMEFOR "THE DAILY SHOW"OLYMPIC GAMES UPDATE NORWAY

CURRENTLY LEADS THE MEDICALCOUNT WITH 12 AND FOLLOWED BY

THE NETHERLANDS AND CANADA ANDFOLLOWED BY WHITE SYLVANIA AND

ALBINOSTAN.

THE WINTER GAMES IS THE ONLYGAMES WHERE TO DO WELL YOU HAVE

TO LOOK EXACTLY LIKE THE SURFACEYOU ARE COMPETING ON.

NORMALLY IN THE WINTER OLYMPICSIT'S AN ADVANTAGE TO BE FROM

A COUNTRY KNOWN FOR ITS MORETUNDRA LIKE WINTERS.

BUT IN SOCHI.

>> THE WINTER OLYMPICS IN SOCHIARE FEELING MORE LIKE THE SUMMER

GAMES.

HIGH TEMPERATURE TODAY 59DEGREES.

>> UP ON THE SLOPES WE SAW BAREEARTH WHERE THERE SHOULD BE

SNOW.

THE MERCURY TOPPING 60 DEGREES.

>> Jon: SO TO BE CLEAR IT'SRIGHT NOW COLDER IN FLORIDA THAN

IT IS AT THE WINTER OLYMPICS.

OF COURSE, THE ATHLETES AREDOING THEIR BEST TO ADJUST.

LET'S SEE HOW THE CROSS COUNTRYSKIERS ARE FARING IN THE WARMER

CONDITIONS.

OKAY IT LOOKS GOOD.

THE SKIERS HAVE ADAPTED.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]ANYWAY IT'S NOT ONLY THE CLIMATE

THAT APPEARS TO BE WARMING UP ATTHESE GAMES.

>> THE RUSSIAN PRESIDENT VERYVISIBLE HUGGING ATHLETES,

SHARING BEERS IN THE REDJUMPSUIT, DUTCH SPEED SKATING

CHAMPION IRANE WOOST WHO ISOPENLY GAY SAID PUTIN CUDDLED

HER.

>> Jon: HE WASN'T CUDDLING HERHE WAS CURING HER FOR

NO WOMAN COULD REMAIN GAY ONCETHEY SUCKED ON THE SACRED

STRAIGHTENING TEAT OF ONEVLADMIR PUTIN.

CAN'T RESIST IT.

NO!

[LAUGHTER]LEGEND HAS IT, BOY, THE ISLE OF

SAPHO WAS NO MATCH FOR ONESINGLE DROP OF MILK FROM HIS

MASSIVE TEAT.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THATACCENT IS FROM

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