The Global Warming Hoax

  • Aired:  01/23/13
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Seasonably cold weather proves global warming is a hoax, but climate scientists couldn't possibly pull off a prank of this magnitude. (2:27)

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>> Jon: WELCOME TO "THE DAILY SHOW".

MY NAME IS JON STEWART.

WE GOT --

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WHAT A PROGRAM FOR YOU TONIGHT.

OUR GUEST TONIGHT MISSING CUMMINGS AN ASSOCIATE PROFESSOR OF AYER NAUGHTIC AND ASTRONAUTICS AT MIT AND

INSTRUCTS THE NAVY ON AUTONOMOUS WARFARE.

SHE POSSESSES THE BIGGEST CUTE NAME TO LARGEST JOB GAP IN OUR NATION'S HISTORY.

[ LAUGHTER ]

I WANT TO THANK OUR AUDIENCE TRULY BRAVING PERILOUS WEATHER CONDITIONS.

THIS IS HOW I GOT TO WORK THIS MORNING.

[ LAUGHTER ]

YEAH.

BECAUSE IN NEW YORK CITY IT'S COLDER THAN A WITCH'S TITTY IT'S NEW YORK!

IT MADE ME REALIZE SOMETHING.

GORM -- GORMING IS A TOTAL -- GLOBAL WARMING IS A TOTAL HOAX AND HERE IS HOW I KNOW, BECAUSE

IT'S COLD TODAY WHERE I LIVE.

THAT'S.

♪ ♪ JUST SCIENCE.

IN FACT, IF ANYTHING THERE'S A NEW ICE AGE COMING TODAY.

[ LAUGHTER ]

WHERE I LIVE.

WHICH WE'RE TOTALLY UNPREPARED FOR BECAUSE IT'S BEEN SO UNSEASONABLY WARM THIS WINTER.

TOUCH WONDER WHO IS PERPETRATING THIS GLOBAL WARMING HOAX.

CLIMATE SCIENTISTS ARE TOO DUMB TO PULL IT OFF.

AND ALL OF OUR SUPERVILLAINS ARE SAFELY LOCKED UP AT AN ASYLUM AND THERE'S REALLY ONLY ONE MAN

CAPABLE OF THIS HOAX.

PERHAPS NOTED MANTEI TEO PRANKSTER RONAIAH TUIASOSOPO TUIASOSOPO!

STOP IT WITH THIS COLD!

TUIASOSOPO!

OUR LIPS ARE TURNING BLU-ASOSOPO.

WE'LL CATCH THE FLU-ASOSOPO.

BECAUSE I HAVE A KIND OF WEAK IMMUNE SYSTEM BECAUSE I'M A JEW-ASOSPO.

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I'M GOING TO BE

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