Once Upon a Tine

  • Aired:  01/13/14
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New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio shames a Staten Island restaurant by eating his pizza with a knife and fork. (5:17)

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>> Jon: WELCOME BACK.

NOW, THE ONLY THING -- THIS ISTRUE.

THE ONLY THING ANYONE IN NEWYORK, NEW

JERSEY, THE ENTIRE TRISTATEREGION IS TALKING

ABOUT FALLOUT OF THE SCANDALWITH CHRIS CHRISTIE. >> THE NEW

MAYOR OF BIG APPLE IS DEALINGWITH A SCANDEL OF HIS OWN.

>> Jon: WHAT, WAIT?

BILL DEBLASIO'S SCANDAL?

HE HANDLED A MAJOR SNOWSTORM.

DID HE ALL RIGHT.

HE IS PUSHING FOR SWEEPINGREFORM.

HE HAS BEEN DOING A FINE JOB.

WHAT SORT OF SCANDAL COULD HE BEINVOLVED IN.

>> MAYOR DEBLASIO MAY NOT

NECESSARILY EAT PIZZA LIKE MOSTNEW YORKERS.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>> Jon: YOU HAVE MY ATTENTION.

[LAUGHTER]THE GUY IS LIKE SIX TEN HE IS A

LARGE MAN DOES HE EAT PIZZASAS THOUGH THEY ARE RITZ

CRACKERS.

SO WHAT?

UNLESS HE ROLLS UP A PIE INTO ABALL AND TAKES IT AS A

SUPPISTORY AT GRIMALDI'S, IDON'T SEE THE PROBLEM.

>> THE MAYOR STOPPED BY FOR ASLICE IN STATEN ISLAND.

HE CUT HIS PIZZA WITH A KNIFEAND A FORK.

>> Jon: MOTHER (bleep)!

[AUDIENCE BOOS][LAUGHTER]

BREATHE, JOHNNY, BREATHE,JOHNNY.

[ LAUGHTER ]I KNOW WHAT THIS IS.

THIS IS NONSENSE.

IT'S A DISTRACTION.

THE LIBERAL MEDIA FROM THE REALISSUE WHICH IS GOVERNOR

CHRISTIE'S FAILURE TO TAKERESPONSIBILITY FOR HIS

ADMINISTRATION'S -- DEBLASIO YOUSON OF A BITCH!

[LAUGHTER]YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE CHAMPION

OF THE MIDDLE CLASS.

TWO WEEKS INTO YOUR TERM AND WECATCH YOU EATING PIZZA A LA

TRUMP!

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A RADICAL

SOCIALIST BENT ON DESTROYING NEWYORK CITY.

[LAUGHTER]I UNDERSTAND THERE'S A LEARNING

CURVE TO BE THE MAYOR HERE ISLESSON NUMBER ONE.

LEARN HOW TO EAT YOURCITY'S SIGNATURE

DISH.

IF YOU WERE MAYOR OFPHILADELPHIA WOULD EAT A

CHEESESTEAK WITH A KNIFE ANDFORK?

IF YOU WERE MAYOR OF BUFFALOWOULD YOU EAT WINGS WITH A KNIFE

AND FORK?

IF YOU WERE THE MAYOR OF BOSTONWOULD YOU EAT CHOWDER -- EVEN

THERE YOU USE YOUR HANDS.

>> IN MY ANCESTRALHOMELAND THEY USE A FORK AND

KNIFE.

>> Jon: I GET YOU ARE ITALIAN.

NOT A JEW IMPERSONATING ANITALIAN.

YOU ARE RESPECTING YOUR NATIVELAND'S CUSTOMS.

ONE THING THOUGH: WERE YOUELECTED THE MAYOR OF ITALY?

NO!

LOOK OUT THE WINDOW OF THEPIZZERIA YOU ARE CURRENTLY

SHAMING.

YOU DON'T SEE THE LEARNING TOWERYOOF PISA, YOU DON'T. YOU SEEWER

SEVERALJUNKYARDS AND A TANNING SALO

YOU KNOW WHY?

BECAUSE YOU ARE IN (bleep)STATEN ISLAND.

IT ISN'T SHAPED LIKE A BOOT, ITJUST SMELLS LIKE ONE.

WHEN YOU ARE IN STATEN ISLANDYOU EAT YOUR PIZZA LIKE EVERY

OTHER SAVAGE IN THIS CITY.

EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU ARE NOT AREAL NEW YORKER UNTIL YOUR SHIRT

HAS AT LEAST SEVEN ORANGE GREASESTAINS ON IT.

DEBLASIO?

>> A PIZZA LIKE THIS[ LAUGHTER ]

-- IT HAD A LOT ON IT.

[ LAUGHTER ]>> Jon: OH, YOU HAD A LOT OF

TOPPINGS?

OH, DID YOU HAVE TOPPINGS?

YOU OF ALL --[LAUGHTER]

YOU OF ALL PEOPLE ARE WORRIEDABOUT HOLDING YOUR PIZZA?

[LAUGHTER]YOU WITH YOUR ENORMOUS KONG

HANDS.

YOU KNOW THE WOOD THING THEY USETO SLIDE THE PIZZA INTO THE

OVEN?

THAT THING WAS BUILT AFTERYOUR ONE OF HANDS.

I'M PRETTY SURE AT A PIZZAPARLOUR THAT THING IS

CALLED A DEBLASIO.

>> I OFTEN START WITH KNIFE ANDFORK AND SWITCH OVER TO THE

AMERICAN APPROACH AND PICK ITUP FARTHER INTO THE PIZZA.

>> Jon: WHAT IS THIS MIXEDMARTIAL ARTS?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

YOU ARE EATING A PIZZA.

I START OUT ITALIAN, SWITCH TOAMERICAN AND GO WITH THE

MONGOLIA CHEESE -- NO.

YOU PICK IT UP AND EAT IT WITHYOUR HANDS.

ADMITTEDLY BLOOMBERG DID NOT EATIT WITH HIS HANDS.

HE HAD AN ASSISTANT CUT ITUP AND FEED IT TO HIM LIKE A

BABY BIRD BUT YOU ARE NOT THAT!

YOU ARE A MAYOR OF THE PEOPLE!

EAT LIKE ONE.

WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK.

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