Gunny Delight

  • Aired:  04/29/14
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The NRA convention kicks off with a bang, thanks to its paranoid speakers, and Georgia enacts "Guns Everywhere" legislation. (6:20)

[ LAUGHTER ]WHERE EXACTLY WAS A SPEECH SUCH

AS THIS APPROPRIATE?

>> SARAH PALIN STIRRED UPCONTROVERSY AT THE NRA

CONVENTION.

>> Jon: OH THE NRA CONVENTION.

THE NATIONAL RIFLE ASSOCIATION.

I BELIEVE IT'S SOME SORT OFGENTLEMEN'S SPORTING GROUP

ORGANIZED IN THE LATE 19thCENTURY TO PROMOTE PROPER

MARKSMANSHIP.

I LOOK FORWARD TO REMARKS ONGOOD HUNTING ETIQUETTE AND

WEAPONS HYGIENE FROM THE NRAEXECUTIVE VICE PRESIDENT THE IN

NO WAY UNDERMEDICATED WAYNE LAPIERRE.

>> WE KNOW, IN THE WORLDTHAT SURROUNDS US,

THERE ARE TERRORISTS, HOMEINVADERS, DRUG CARTELS,

CARJACKERS, KNOCKOUTGAMERS, RAPERS, HATERS, CAMPUS

KILLERS, AIRPORT KILLERS,SHOPPING MALL KILLERS AND

KILLERS WHO SCHEME TO DESTROYEDOUR COUNTRY.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Jon: DADDY SCARED.

[LAUGHTER]WELL, I SEE THE NRA HAS CHANGED

ITS MISSION FROM FIREARM SAFETYTO DEFENDING THE ALAMO.

I GUESS THE NRA BELIEVES THATTHE THIN LINE --

[LAUGHTER]-- I GUESS THE NRA BELIEVES THE

THIN LINE BETWEEN CIVILIZATIONAND THUNDER DOME IS AN ARMED

TO CAPACITY CITIZENRY READY TOSTAND UP TO TERRORISTS AND FOR

SOME REASON AS MR. LAPIERRE STATED HATERS.

BECAUSE AS WE'VE BEEN TOLD MANY,MANY TIMES HATERS GONNA HATE.

[LAUGHTER]I GUESS THEY ARE SAYING YOU MUST

ARM YOURSELF AGAINST IMMINENTPHYSICAL THREAT.

>> WHETHER THERE'S THROUGHOBAMACARE, WHETHER IT'S THROUGH

REDEFINING MARRIAGE, YOU NAME ITTHEY ARE COMING AT US.

>> Jon: AND THAT'S WHEN (bleep)GOT WEIRD.

[LAUGHTER]BECAUSE AT SOME POINT THE

PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE SUPPORT FORSANE GUN OWNERSHIP GOT MIXED UP

IN THE WHOLE NATIONAL CULTUREWAR MESS.

WHY WOULD YOU BE TALKING ABOUTTHOSE KINDS OF ISSUES AT A GUN

CONVENTION UNLESS YOU THINKSOMEHOW GUNS ARE PART OF THE

SOLUTION TO THESE CULTURALDISAGREEMENTS.

>> THEY THINK GOVERNMENT SHOULDPICK YOUR SOFT DRINK, YOUR SNACK

FOOD, YOUR VICES, YOUR HOMESECURITY SYSTEM, YOUR HEALTH

INSURANCE, YOUR ELECTRICITYSOURCE AND YOUR CHILDREN'SSCHOOL AS WELL.

>> Jon: AND THAT'S WHY YOUNEED A GUN.

>> SELENDRA, BENGHAZI, FASTAND FURIOUS, OBAMACARE.

>> Jon: AND THAT IS WHY YOUNEED A GUN.

THE NRA CONVENTION IS LIKE AFORTUNE COOKIE GAME IN BED

EXCEPT HERE THE ANSWER IS ALWAYSYOU NEED A GUN.

IT'S A HILARIOUS ANDMISGUIDED GAME LIKE TENNIS

DARTS.

>> I THINK WE NEED TO STEP BACKAND FACE THE MUSIC.

AMERICA HAS CHANGED.

AMERICA HAS CHANGED.

WE'RE NOT THE SAME COUNTRY.

THE OTHER SIDE IS WINNING.

>> Jon: THAT'S WHY YOU NEED AGUN.

[ LAUGHTER ]BUT, HERE IS WHAT THEY MISSED.

WHAT THE OTHER SIDE IS WINNINGARE ELECTIONS. YOU KNOW,

PEACEFUL CONTESTS BETWEENCOMPETING VIEWPOINTS AND YOUR

SOLUTION SEEMS TO BE LESS WENEED MORE ELECTABLE

CANDIDATES AND A MORENUANCED VIEWPOINT

AND MORE LOCK AND LOAD MOTHER(bleep).

AND THE LACK OF SELF AWARENESS,YOU KNOW, THE LACK OF

SELF AWARENESS THAT AIN'THELPING.

>> THEY LIKE TO PAINT US ASPARANOID BITTER PEOPLE.

>> NO, NO.

WE ASKED YOU TO PAINT US A SELFPORTRAIT AND THIS IS WHAT YOU

CAME UP WITH.

[ LAUGHTER ]MAYBE WE WOULD FIND YOUR MISSION

LESS PARANOID IF THE VISION OFTHE WORLD YOU PRESENT RESEMBLED

IN ANYWAY THE WORLD.

>> GUN SALES LAST YEAR WERE UPNATIONWIDE AND 30 NEW PROGUN

LAWS HAVE BEEN PASSED JUST THISYEAR.

>> Jon: AND IT'S ONLY APRIL.

AND MAY IS NATIONAL CONTINUED TOLOOSEN ANY AND ALL GUN

RESTRICTIONS MONTH.

(bleep) HALLMARK.

LOOK WHAT THEY JUST DID A FEWDAYS AGO IN GEORGIA.

>> GOVERNOR NATHAN DEAL SIGNEDTHE SAFE CARRY PROTECTION ACT OF

2014.

>> Jon: WELL ACTUALLY, THAT'SNOT SO BAD.

THE SAFE CARRY PROTECTION ACT.

IT'S GOT THE WORD SAFE IN ITAND GOT THE

WORD PROTECTION IN IT. THATACTUALLY SOUNDS OKAY.

>> CRITICS ARE CALLING IT THEGUNS EVERYWHERE LAW.

[ LAUGHTER ]>> Jon: THAT SOUNDS WORSE.

[LAUGHTER] JUST OUT OFCURIOSITY, WHERE WILL THIS

SAFE PROTECTIVE CARRYING BETAKING PLACE?

>> WHEN THE LAW GOES INTO EFFECTON JULY 1ST, FIREARMS WILL BE

ALLOWED INSIDE UNSECUREDPUBLIC BUILDINGS LIKE

LIBRARIES AND RECREATIONALCENTERS

AND PARTS OF AIRPORTS THAT LIEOUTSIDE SECURITY CHECKPOINTS.

>> Jon: WHY WOULD YOU TAKE AGUN TO THE AIRPORT?

TRYING TO GET THE ATTENTION OFTHE PERSON YOU ARE PICKING UP.

IT'S OVER HERE AUNT PATTY.

PATTY OVER HERE!

[LAUGHTER]WE GOTTA WAIT FOR LUGGAGE.

ALL RIGHT.

BUT ANYWAY, THAT'S HARDLY GUNSEVERYWHERE.

>> THEY CAN BE BROUGHT INTO BARSAND HOUSES OF WORSHIP, TEACHERS

AND SCHOOL OFFICIALS CANALSO CARRY THEIR GUNS INTO

CLASSROOMS SO LONG AS THEDISTRICT ALLOWS IT.

>> Jon: CLASSROOMS.

IT'S NOT JUST GUN RIGHTS IT'SEDUCATION REFORM.

[ LAUGHTER ]YEAH, HEY YOU WANT TO COME UP

HERE AND SOLVE SIX TIMES NINE?

DO YOU, PUNK?

[LAUGHTER]DO YOU?

[LAUGHTER]DON'T WORRY EVEN GEORGIA'S

DEEPLY CONSERVATIVE LEGISLATUREPUT SOME

COMMON SENSE RESTRICTIONS WHEREGUNS CANNOT GO.

>> THERE IS A GOVERNMENTBUILDING

WHERE GUNS ARE NOT ALLOWEDAND THAT'S THE

STATE CAPITAL.

>> Jon: BOOYA! YOU HEARD THATRIGHT. ONE OF ONLY

PLACES GEORGIA'S LEGISLATURESDIDN'T ALLOW GUNS

IS IN THE BUILDINGWHERE THEY WORK.

THEY ARE THE VOYEURS AT THEORGY, Y'ALL GO ON AND DO WHAT

YOU DO, WE JUST LIKE TO WATCH.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

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