Daily/Colbert - Universal Health Care

Aired:  07/23/09 Views: 123,668

Jon doesn't know how much a full anal probe costs on Alpha Centauri because his memory was erased. (0:52)

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>> Jon: WELCOME BACK BEFORE.

WE GO WE CHECK IN WITH STEPHEN

COLBERT AT THE "THE COLBERT

REPORT."

STEPHEN?

>> STEPHEN: JON AM I THE

LAST -- SANDMAN.

>>

>> Jon: YOU ARE THE LAST

SANDMAN.

>> STEPHEN: UNIVERSAL HEALTH

CARE.

WE'RE GOING TO INSURE THE WHOLE

UNIVERSE.

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH A FULL ANAL

PROBE COSTS ON --

>> Jon: I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH

THAT IS.

>> BECAUSE THEY ERASED YOUR

MEMORY.

>> Jon: WHAT?

>> STEPHEN: I'M NOT FAFN

TARKIN BUT AT LEAST ON THE DEATH

STAR THEY INJECTED THEIR

TRUTH -- (bleep).

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Jon: WE GET ONE A WEEK.

ONE (bleep) THING A WEEK.

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