Democalypse 2012 - Election Night 2012: This Ends Now - Hologram George Washington

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Hologram George Washington learns that the American presidential election process didn't turn out quite the way he planned it. (4:04)

I'VE GGT A FEW RESULTS TO SHARE.

I CAN GIVE YOU A BROADER OVERVIEW ON THINGS RIGHT NOW AS THINGS PROGRESS HERE.

PROJECTED TO STAY WITHIN THE CONTROL OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY.

THE SENATE IS PROJECTED TO REMAIN IN CONTROL OF THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY.

AND THE PRESIDENCY IS PROJECTED TO REMAIN IN CONTROL OF THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY.

WE RE PROJECTING BARACK OOAMA II THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> Jon: SO ONCE AGAIN, LET ME JUST VERY QUICKLY ANNOUNCE THIS.

HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES, REPUBLICANS, SENATE DEMOCRATSS PRESIDENCY BARACK OBAMA.

TWO YEARS, $3 BILLION AND WE ARE CLEARLY IN THE SAME [BLEEP] WE WERE WHEN IT STARTED.

IT SEEMS AN APPROPRIATE TIME AS A SPECIAL TREAT TO BRING OUT OUR NEXT GUEST.

WE'RE HONORED TO WELCOME FOR THE FIRST TIME ON THE DAILY SHOW THE FIRST EVER PRESIDENT OF THE

UNITED STATES, HOLOGRAPHIC GEORGE WASHINGTON.

>> I TRUST ALL OF YYU ARE ENJOYING YOUR DAY OFF FROM YOUR DAILYYBREAD.

>> Jon: MR. PRESIDENT WE DON'T GET THE DAY OFF FOR ELECTION DAY.

>> HOW DO YOU HAVE TIME FOR REFLECTION ON IT.

>> Jon: WELL THINGS HAVE BEEN GOING ON FOR QUITE A WHILE NOW AND BOTH PARTIES HAVE HAD --

>> HAVE YOU A TWO PAATY SYSTEM.

JEFFERSON -- THE PEOPLE ARE POLITICKING AT BEST IN NATIONAL DISCOOED IS WORSE.

AS I SAII IN MY FARRWELL ADDRESS.

CHARLES CAN WE ROLE BACK.

>> THE NOMINATION OF ONE FACTION OVER ANOTHER, SHOPPING BY REVENGE IS ITSELF IS, NOW GAZE

UPON THIS MASTERFUL DRIVE.

MR. MULLIGAN, ANOTHER BALL.

>> Jon: YOU DID THAT ON A GOLF COURSE.

HOW DID YOU GET THAT ON VIDEO.

>> PLEASE JON LET'S NOT GET UPSET OVER TRIVIAL DETAILS.

YOU SHOULD HAVE HEEDED MYINGS.

TELL ME MORE ABOUT THIS CONTEST

SQUIRE.

AS YOU DO, SO I WILL SIP THIS

-GLASS OF PRESIDENT.

>> Jon: OUR FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT RAN FOR RE-ELECTION AGAINST OUR FIRST MORMON.

>> A SLAVE PRESIDENT RUNNING AGAINST WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL HIM, A MERMAN.%

HE CAN'T BREATHE UNDER WATER LET ALONE LEAD A NATION.

>> Jon: IT'S DIFFERENT, IT'S, NEVER MIND.

ANYWAY IT'S BEEN A REALLY UGLY ELECTION THIS YEAR MOSTLY NEGATIVE CAMPAIGNING, HALF THE

COUNTRY HATES THE OTHER HALF.

>> I ALL FEARED THIS COUNTRY WILL HAVE A CIVIL WAR, I'M JUST GLAD IT TOOK THIS LONG.

>> Jon: SURE, THAT'S HOW LONG IT TOOK.

>> WELL AT LEASTTTHE POLITICAL PROCESS I BEQUEATH TO THIS NATTON TO RETAIN IT'S NOBILITY

AND ...

>> Jon: RIGHT.

>> AND MY IMAGE TO REIGN SUPREME.

>> Jon: THAT WOULD BE BEN FRANKLIN.

>> I CAN'T BELIEVE I EVEN AGREED TO THE HOLOGRAM.

WASHINGTON OUT.

>> Jon: I'M SO SORRY.

HOLOGRAM GEORGE WASHINGTON, EVERYBODY.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

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