Me Lover's Pizza with Crazy Broad

  • Aired:  06/01/11
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Donald Trump disrespects New Yorkers by taking Sarah Palin to a pizza chain and eating his stacked slices with a fork. (7:50)

APPEAR -- APPEAR NIS OF ANY NEW

THINGS GOING ON.

>> DAY THREE OF SARAH'S ONE

NATION US WITH TOUR, SHE MET

WITH DONALD TRUMP ON HIS HOME

TURF RIGHT HERE IN NEW YORK

CITY.

>> Jon: OH, MY GOD, SHE'S

HERE!

SHE'S IN THE HOUSE?

WITH HIM?

WOW, THIS BRINGS UP SO MANY

QUESTIONS.

WHOSE NAME WILL THEY PUT ON THE

VEHICLE THEY TRAVEL IN?

HMMM.

WILL THEY CALL IT TRAILING

PALUMP?

WHAT WILL THEY CALL IT.

SO TRUMP'S SHOWING PALIN THE

TOWN.

I'M SURE HE TOOK HER TO SOME

SAVVY PLACE LIKE THE TRUMP ALL

YOU CAN EAT CAVIAR, TRUMP FOIE

GRAS CAFETERIA, WHERE YOU'RE

GUARANTEED TO CONTRACT GOUT, THE

DISEASE OF KINGS.

>> DO YOU FEEL BROKE?

THEY WENT OUT FOR A SLICE OF

PIZZA IN NEW YORK'S TIMES

SQUARE.

>>

>> Jon: SLICE OF PIZZA.

RESPECT.

>> THE PLACE IS CALLED FAMOUS

FAMIGLIA PIZZA, AN ALBANIAN

CHAIN OF PIZZERIA.

[LAUGHTER]

>> Jon: WHAT?

FAMOUS FAMIGLIA IS ON 50th

AN BROADWAY.

I'VE EATEN THERE, THAT PIZZA IS

FINE.

I USED TO EAT THERE A LOT WHEN I

WAS WORKING NEXT DOOR AT

CAROLINE'S COMEDY CLUB.

IT'S GOOD CONVENIENCE PIZZA.

BACK IN THE '08s THERE WEREN'T

A LOT OF FOOD OPTIONS.

IT WAS FAMIGLIA'S PIZZA OR

EDIBLE UNDERWEAR FROM ONE OF THE

PORN SHOPS.

GIULIANI TOOK THAT OPTION AWAY.

YOU KNOW, DONALD, I DON'T WANT

TO SAY ANYTHING, BUT IF YOU'RE

TAKING AN ESTEEMED VISITOR TO

GET REAL NEW YORK PIZZA,

FAMIGLIA'S AIN'T IT.

>> IT WAS GREAT.

WASN'T THAT GOOD?

IT WAS REAL NEW YORK PIZZA.

>> Jon: NO!

NO!

IT'S NOT!

UNLESS REAL AUTHENTIC NEW YORK

PIZZA CAN ALSO BE FOUND IN

TERMINAL FOUR OF THE PHOENIX

AIRPORT.

GOVERNOR PALIN NEW YORK

DISRESPECT TO YOU, YOU'RE A

GUEST IN OUR CITY, WE SHOULD

OFFER YOU THE FINEST THAT OUR

HOSPITALITY HAS TO OFFER YOU.

I JUST WOULD HAVE THOUGHT

CAPTAIN COMBOVER COULD HAVE

PULLED THAT ONE OFFER.

I MEAN, FOR [BLEEPED] SAKE, IT'S

NEW YORK CITY.

I HATE TO USE THIS TERM THIS

CLOSE TO GROUND ZERO, BUT WE'RE

A BIT OF A PIZZA MI MEAN, YOU KNOW, YOU

LOMBARDI'S...

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

HONESTLY, LOMBARDI'S.

OLDEST PIZZA RHEA IN TOWN,

LITTLE ITALY, THEY MAKE THEIR

OWN PORK SAUSAGE.

GO TO GRIMALDI'S UNDER THE

BROOKLYN BRIDGE.

GO THERE EARLY.

TOTONNO'S, CONEY ISLAND, THIN

CRUST, SWEET SAUCE.

GO TO THE ONE ON BLEECKER'S.

THAT'S FULL.

BUT THE PIES, MMM.

DENINO'S ON STATEN ISLAND, THE

BRED CRUMBS ON THE ISLAND.

GO TO JOSEPH'S.

[BLEEPED].

I GET IT.

I GET IT.

[APPLAUSE]

YOU'RE IN A HURRY.

MAYBE THERE'S SECURITY CONCERNS.

I'LL FORGIVE YOU THE SELECTION.

I APOLOGIZE.

LET'S JUST GO TO THE CONTENT OF

YOUR MEETING AND THEN WE'LL

JUST -- SON OF A BITCH.

YOU STAB YOUR SLICES, DONALD?

WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, YOU STAB

SLICES OF PIZZA, THE STEAM FROM

THE BOTTOM OF THE SLICE IS GOING

TO MAKE THE TOP CRUST [BLEEPED].

MAYBE ALL THOSE YEARS, ALL THOSE

YEARS OF MAKING YOUR HAIR DO

WHATEVER IT IS THAT IT DOES, YOU

THINK YOU CAN GO AROUND LAYERING

ANY [BLEEPED] THING YOU WANT THE

LAYER AND NO ONE IS GOING THE

SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IRTD, BUT YOU

CANNOT.

YOU KNOW SOMETHING, I APOLOGIZE.

I APOLOGIZE.

NO DISRESPECT.

I APOLOGIZE.

LET'S CONTINUE WITH THE MEETING.

ARE YOU EATING IT WITH A FORK, A

[BLEEPED] FORK?

AHHHH, NOOOOO!

[LAUGHTER]

[SPEAKING GIBB IRISH]

DONALD TRUMP, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE

THAT FORK AND STICK IT RIGHT IN

NEW YORK'S EYE.

DONALD TRUMP, WE WORK HARD.

CAN YOU DO THIS?

YOU DISRESPECT US IN OUR OWN

HOUSE?

YOU CAN FEW YOUR NAME ON

EVERYTHING.

YOU CAN BUILD YOUR [BLEEPED]

GLASS AND GOLD-PAINT BUILDINGS

TO THE SKY, BLOCKING OUT THE

CENTRAL PARK SUN.

IT'S FINE.

IT'S FINE.

BUT YOU INVITE AN IMPORTANT

VISITOR TO OUR HOUSE AND OUR

TOWN AND EAT YOUR PIZZA WITH A

FORK RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER.

WHO THE [BLEEPED] DO YOU THINK

YOU ARE?

[SPOKEN WITH ITALIAN ACCENT]

WHY DON'T YOU BEAT IT WITH A

CRYING GOAT ON LIBERTY ISLAND,

YOU SON OF A BIMP.

YOU SON OF A BITCH.

WATCH AND LEARN.

WATCH AND LEARN, FOR GOD'S SAKE.

WATCH AND [BLEEPED] LEARN.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

YOU OGRE.

YOU FOLD IT AND YOU EAT IT.

ONE HAND.

YOU HAVE THE OTHER HAND FREE,

POWER AW2b|OPEPPER.

MAYBE YOU GIVE IT TO YOUR

FRIEND.

IT'S DELICIOUS, YEAH, YEAH.

TAKE CARE OF THAT.

ALL RIGHT.

VERY NICE.

OR MAYBE YOU JUST USE YOUR OTHER

HAND TO TAKE AN IRRESPONSIBLE

AMOUNT OF NAPKIN, DAB IT ON.

THERE AND MAYBE A FEW MINUTES

LATER YOU JUST THROW THEM THE

[BLEEPED] OUT.

YOU JUST THROW THEM OUT.

OR YOU LEAVE THEM ON THE TABLE

AND SAY, YOU WANT A TIP, HERE'S

YOUR [BLEEPED] TIP.

WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE, A [BLEEPED]

BUS BOY?

NO DISRESPECT.

ACTUALLY, I WAS A BUS BOY.

MY POINT IS THIS:

[LAUGHTER]

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

DONALD, I'M GOING TO TELL YOU A

STORY.

I'M GOING TO TELL YOU A STORY,

DONALD TRUMP, MY GRANDPARENTS

IMMIGRATED TO THIS COUNTRY.

MY GANN FARE WORKED AS A TAXI

DRIVER IN BROOKLYN.

MY OTHER GRANDFATHER WORKED AS A

DRY CLEANER IN WASHINGTON

HEIGHTS.

I DO NOT COME FROM SUCCESSFUL

STOCK.

BUT EVERY DAY THEY WORKED THEIR

FINGERS TO THE BONE, TO THE

BONE, BECAUSE IT WAS THEIR DREAM

THAT SOME DAY THEIR GRANDSON

COULD AFFORD DEMEANOR V.D.s OF

ALL ROBERT DE NIRO'S MOVIES, SO

THAT HE COULD, LITTLE JEWISH BOY

OF LATVIAN, LITHUANIAN AND

MONGOLIAN BLOOD COULD ONE DAY,

GOD WILLING, PRETEND TO BE

ITALIAN ON TELEVISION.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

ANDñr NOW, YOU [BLEEPED] YOUR

PIZZA WITH A FORK.

BASED ON HOW YOU EAT PIZZA,

DONALD, I WANT TO SEE YOUR LONG

FORM BIRTH CERTIFIC

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