>> WELCOME BACK.
AS YOU KNOW, I WATCH A LOT
OF FOX NEWS.
(LAUGHTER)
>> Jon: BECAUSE I HATE MY
OWN HEAD.
(LAUGHTER)
BUT MY FAVORITE FOX NEWS
PERSONALITY AND THIS IS TRUE,
HANDS DOWN, MEGYN KELLY,
HOST OF AMERICA LIVE RUNS IN
THE AFTERNOON, SHE WENT ON
MATERNITY LEAVE AND FOLK
TRIED FOUL A TOSS ONE
REPLACING HER WITH THIS LADY
FOR A LITTLE BIT.
(LAUGHTER)
>> Jon: AND IN SOME CASES,
THIS OTHER LADY.
COME ON FOX, YOU THINK YOU
CAN STICK ANY PRETTY BLOND
LADY INTO MEGYN KELLY'S
CHAIR AND WE WON'T NOTICE.
OCTOBER CONTINUATION DID
TAKE ME A COUPLE DAYS TO
NOTICE BUT BY THE WAY I
HAPPEN TO KNOW IT IS ANCHOR
LADY HARVEST SEASON UNTIL
OCTOBER.
GOOD NEWS MEGYN KELLY BACK
IN THE STUDIO.
THIS WEEK.
NEW HAIR-DO BUT THE SAME
TAKE NO PRISONERS ATTITUDE.
WATCH HER TAKE ON THIS TALK
RADIO HOST WHO HAD A NERVE
TO MAKE A CRACK ABOUT LETTER
WHILE SHE WAS ON LEAVE.
>> HERE IS WHAT YOU SAID.
>> MEGYN IS STILL ON
MATERNITY LEAVENESS.
>> RIGHT.
>> ARE YOU COMPLAINING.
SHE'S BONDING WITH HER BABY.
>> WHAT A RACKET THAT IS MEN
DON'T GET TO BOND.
>> RACKET.
>> HOW MUCH TIME DOES SHE
GET OFF.
>> PROBABLY THREE MONTHS.
>> WOULD YOU CARE TO EXPLAIN
THOSE REMARKS, MR. GALLAGHER,
MATERNITY LEAVE, IT'S A
RACKET.
>> WELL, ARE YOU GOING TO
DISAGREE THAT THERE
IS-- AGAIN I'M ON --
>> ARE YOU DOUBLING DOWN.
NO, NO, NO,.
ARE YOU NOT TAKING THOSE
REMARKS THAT MATERNITY LEAVE
ACCORDING TO YOU A RACKET.
>> Jon: HOW IS IT A RACKET?
DOES IT MAKE YOU LAUGH?
IS MY SPECIAL BOND WITH PIE
BABY HERE TO AMUSE YOU?
YOU TELL ME HOW IT IS LIKE A
[BLEEP] RACKET.
YOU SON OF A BITCH!
HOW IS MY MATERNITY LEAVE A
RACKET?
(APPLAUSE)
>> Jon: [BLEEP] NOW WHAT?
DIFFERENT MOVIE.
MEGYN KELLY IS A BAD-ASS.
THAT GUY-- THAT GUY WAS
CALLING MATERNITY LEAVE A
RACKET.
HE WAS SAYING THAT WOMEN
SHOULDN'T GET PAID FOR AND
MEGYN KELLY WAS JUST
LIKE-- NEVER GET BETWEEN A
MAMA GRIZZLY AND HER
MATERNITY LEAVE.
SHE'S MAKING CATE A SPIRITED
ARGUMENT THAT, WITHOUTERS
ARE ENTITLED TO CERTAIN
BENEFITS AND SOCIETY HAS AN
INTEREST IN PROTECTING THESE
BENEFITS WHICH IS GREAT.
AND REALLY WEIRD.
WAIT, BECAUSE THAT'S NOT
THE-- FOX MEGYN KELLY THAT I
THOUGHT I KNEW.
>> DO YOU THINK THAT THERE
IS ANY GETTING THE TEN
TACKLES THAT GOVERNMENT HAS
PLACED INTO OUR LIVES OUT?
ARE WE JUST STUCK WITH THESE
MASSIVE ENTITLEMENT PROGRAMS
THAT WE HAVE NOW.
>> Jon: SHE USED TO HATE
ENTITLEMENT PROGRAM,
MANDATED BENEFITS AND THINGS
LIKE THAT.
SEE IF YOU CAN SPOT THE
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEGYN
KELLY COMING OFF MATERNITY
LEAVE AND SOME OF HER
EARLIER WORK.
>> WHAT IS IT ABOUT GETTING
PREGNANT AND CARRYING A BABY
NINE MONTHS THAT YOU DON'T
THINK DESERVES A FEW MONTHS
OFF SO BONDING AND RECOVERY
CAN TAKE PLACE, HUH?
>> THE ENTITLEMENT, THAT
SENSE OF ENTITLEMENT IS EVEN
BUILT INTO THE CAKE THIS
REIN THE SYSTEM.
SO TO TRY TO TAKE THEM WAY
NOW IS LIKE TRYING TO TAKE
SOCIAL SECURITY AWAY.
>> VERY TOUGH.
>> ONCE IT IN HOW DO YOU GET
RID OF IT.
>> THE UNITED STATES IS THE
ONLY COUNTRY THAT DOESN'T
REQUIRE PAID LEAVE.
>> THE FREE MARKET SHOULD
DICTATE THAT IS HOW IT WORKS
IN AMERICAN SOCIETY.
IF ANYTHING, THE UNITED
STATES IS IN THE DARK AGES
WHEN IT COMES TO MATERNITY
LEAVE.
A LOT OF OUR VIEWERS DON'T
SEE IT.
THEY SEE IT AS THE FIRST
STEP TOWARDS SOCIALISM, THE
CREATION OF A WELL FARE
STATE.
>> WELL, DO MEN GET
MATERNITY LEAVE.
>> YES.
>> I BELIEVE I'M ASKING NEW
DWNS GUESS WHAT, HONEY, THEY
DO.
IT'S CALLED FAMILY MEDICAL
LEAVE ACT.
IF MEN WOULD LIKE TO
TAKE-- THREE MONTHS OFF TO
GO TAKE CARE OF THEIR
NEWBORN BABY THEY CAN.
CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG, BUT
DON'T THEY CALL IT MATERNITY
LEAVE FOR A REASON.
HOW IS THIS DISCRIMINATORY
TO GIVE LESS TIME TO THE MAN
WHO DIDN'T HAVE THE BABY?
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>> Jon: I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.
YOU CUT YOUR HAIR, IT SAPPED
YOUR CONSERVATIVE STRENGTH.
LIKE A RIGHT WING SAMPSON.
THAT MEANS RACHEL MADDOW IS
X SCISSORLESS WEEKS FROM A
FOX CONTRACT.
SEE THIS IS THE PROBLEM WITH
ENTITLEMENTS.
THEY ARE REALLY ONLY
ENTITLEMENTS WHEN THEY ARE
SOMETHING OTHER PEOPLE WANT.
WHEN IT'S SOMETHING YOU WANT,
THEY'RE A HALLMARK OF A
CIVILIZED SOCIETY.
THE FOUNDATION OF A GREAT
PEOPLE.
I JUST HAD A BABY AND FOUND
OUT MATERNITY LEAVE
STRENGTHENS SOCIETY.
BUT SINCE I STILL HAVE A JOB,
UNEMPLOYMENT BENEFITS ARE
CLEARLY SOCIALISM.
(LAUGHTER)
TO PUT IT MORE SIMPLY--
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>> HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT
THEY HAVE [BLEEP] AND YOUR
[BLEEP] STUFF?
>> Jon: ONCE AGAIN GEORGE
CARLIN SAYS IN A SEN TINS
WHAT TOOK US THREE AND A
HALF MINUTES SO EITHER MEGYN
KELLY EXPOSED THE HYPOCRISY
OF THE DEUPONIZATION OF
WORKERS AND WORKING CLASS
OR-- OH MY GOD IT'S WORSE
THAN WE THOUGHT, MEGYN KELLY
IS SUFFERING FROM POST
PARTUM COMPASSION.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)