Lactate Intolerance

  • Aired:  08/11/11
  •  | Views: 752,706

Fox News' Megyn Kelly returns from maternity leave with a more liberal perspective on mandated benefits and entitlement programs. (4:53)

>> WELCOME BACK.

AS YOU KNOW, I WATCH A LOT

OF FOX NEWS.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Jon: BECAUSE I HATE MY

OWN HEAD.

(LAUGHTER)

BUT MY FAVORITE FOX NEWS

PERSONALITY AND THIS IS TRUE,

HANDS DOWN, MEGYN KELLY,

HOST OF AMERICA LIVE RUNS IN

THE AFTERNOON, SHE WENT ON

MATERNITY LEAVE AND FOLK

TRIED FOUL A TOSS ONE

REPLACING HER WITH THIS LADY

FOR A LITTLE BIT.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Jon: AND IN SOME CASES,

THIS OTHER LADY.

COME ON FOX, YOU THINK YOU

CAN STICK ANY PRETTY BLOND

LADY INTO MEGYN KELLY'S

CHAIR AND WE WON'T NOTICE.

OCTOBER CONTINUATION DID

TAKE ME A COUPLE DAYS TO

NOTICE BUT BY THE WAY I

HAPPEN TO KNOW IT IS ANCHOR

LADY HARVEST SEASON UNTIL

OCTOBER.

GOOD NEWS MEGYN KELLY BACK

IN THE STUDIO.

THIS WEEK.

NEW HAIR-DO BUT THE SAME

TAKE NO PRISONERS ATTITUDE.

WATCH HER TAKE ON THIS TALK

RADIO HOST WHO HAD A NERVE

TO MAKE A CRACK ABOUT LETTER

WHILE SHE WAS ON LEAVE.

>> HERE IS WHAT YOU SAID.

>> MEGYN IS STILL ON

MATERNITY LEAVENESS.

>> RIGHT.

>> ARE YOU COMPLAINING.

SHE'S BONDING WITH HER BABY.

>> WHAT A RACKET THAT IS MEN

DON'T GET TO BOND.

>> RACKET.

>> HOW MUCH TIME DOES SHE

GET OFF.

>> PROBABLY THREE MONTHS.

>> WOULD YOU CARE TO EXPLAIN

THOSE REMARKS, MR. GALLAGHER,

MATERNITY LEAVE, IT'S A

RACKET.

>> WELL, ARE YOU GOING TO

DISAGREE THAT THERE

IS-- AGAIN I'M ON --

>> ARE YOU DOUBLING DOWN.

NO, NO, NO,.

ARE YOU NOT TAKING THOSE

REMARKS THAT MATERNITY LEAVE

ACCORDING TO YOU A RACKET.

>> Jon: HOW IS IT A RACKET?

DOES IT MAKE YOU LAUGH?

IS MY SPECIAL BOND WITH PIE

BABY HERE TO AMUSE YOU?

YOU TELL ME HOW IT IS LIKE A

[BLEEP] RACKET.

YOU SON OF A BITCH!

HOW IS MY MATERNITY LEAVE A

RACKET?

(APPLAUSE)

>> Jon: [BLEEP] NOW WHAT?

DIFFERENT MOVIE.

MEGYN KELLY IS A BAD-ASS.

THAT GUY-- THAT GUY WAS

CALLING MATERNITY LEAVE A

RACKET.

HE WAS SAYING THAT WOMEN

SHOULDN'T GET PAID FOR AND

MEGYN KELLY WAS JUST

LIKE-- NEVER GET BETWEEN A

MAMA GRIZZLY AND HER

MATERNITY LEAVE.

SHE'S MAKING CATE A SPIRITED

ARGUMENT THAT, WITHOUTERS

ARE ENTITLED TO CERTAIN

BENEFITS AND SOCIETY HAS AN

INTEREST IN PROTECTING THESE

BENEFITS WHICH IS GREAT.

AND REALLY WEIRD.

WAIT, BECAUSE THAT'S NOT

THE-- FOX MEGYN KELLY THAT I

THOUGHT I KNEW.

>> DO YOU THINK THAT THERE

IS ANY GETTING THE TEN

TACKLES THAT GOVERNMENT HAS

PLACED INTO OUR LIVES OUT?

ARE WE JUST STUCK WITH THESE

MASSIVE ENTITLEMENT PROGRAMS

THAT WE HAVE NOW.

>> Jon: SHE USED TO HATE

ENTITLEMENT PROGRAM,

MANDATED BENEFITS AND THINGS

LIKE THAT.

SEE IF YOU CAN SPOT THE

DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEGYN

KELLY COMING OFF MATERNITY

LEAVE AND SOME OF HER

EARLIER WORK.

>> WHAT IS IT ABOUT GETTING

PREGNANT AND CARRYING A BABY

NINE MONTHS THAT YOU DON'T

THINK DESERVES A FEW MONTHS

OFF SO BONDING AND RECOVERY

CAN TAKE PLACE, HUH?

>> THE ENTITLEMENT, THAT

SENSE OF ENTITLEMENT IS EVEN

BUILT INTO THE CAKE THIS

REIN THE SYSTEM.

SO TO TRY TO TAKE THEM WAY

NOW IS LIKE TRYING TO TAKE

SOCIAL SECURITY AWAY.

>> VERY TOUGH.

>> ONCE IT IN HOW DO YOU GET

RID OF IT.

>> THE UNITED STATES IS THE

ONLY COUNTRY THAT DOESN'T

REQUIRE PAID LEAVE.

>> THE FREE MARKET SHOULD

DICTATE THAT IS HOW IT WORKS

IN AMERICAN SOCIETY.

IF ANYTHING, THE UNITED

STATES IS IN THE DARK AGES

WHEN IT COMES TO MATERNITY

LEAVE.

A LOT OF OUR VIEWERS DON'T

SEE IT.

THEY SEE IT AS THE FIRST

STEP TOWARDS SOCIALISM, THE

CREATION OF A WELL FARE

STATE.

>> WELL, DO MEN GET

MATERNITY LEAVE.

>> YES.

>> I BELIEVE I'M ASKING NEW

DWNS GUESS WHAT, HONEY, THEY

DO.

IT'S CALLED FAMILY MEDICAL

LEAVE ACT.

IF MEN WOULD LIKE TO

TAKE-- THREE MONTHS OFF TO

GO TAKE CARE OF THEIR

NEWBORN BABY THEY CAN.

CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG, BUT

DON'T THEY CALL IT MATERNITY

LEAVE FOR A REASON.

HOW IS THIS DISCRIMINATORY

TO GIVE LESS TIME TO THE MAN

WHO DIDN'T HAVE THE BABY?

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Jon: I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.

YOU CUT YOUR HAIR, IT SAPPED

YOUR CONSERVATIVE STRENGTH.

LIKE A RIGHT WING SAMPSON.

THAT MEANS RACHEL MADDOW IS

X SCISSORLESS WEEKS FROM A

FOX CONTRACT.

SEE THIS IS THE PROBLEM WITH

ENTITLEMENTS.

THEY ARE REALLY ONLY

ENTITLEMENTS WHEN THEY ARE

SOMETHING OTHER PEOPLE WANT.

WHEN IT'S SOMETHING YOU WANT,

THEY'RE A HALLMARK OF A

CIVILIZED SOCIETY.

THE FOUNDATION OF A GREAT

PEOPLE.

I JUST HAD A BABY AND FOUND

OUT MATERNITY LEAVE

STRENGTHENS SOCIETY.

BUT SINCE I STILL HAVE A JOB,

UNEMPLOYMENT BENEFITS ARE

CLEARLY SOCIALISM.

(LAUGHTER)

TO PUT IT MORE SIMPLY--

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT

THEY HAVE [BLEEP] AND YOUR

[BLEEP] STUFF?

>> Jon: ONCE AGAIN GEORGE

CARLIN SAYS IN A SEN TINS

WHAT TOOK US THREE AND A

HALF MINUTES SO EITHER MEGYN

KELLY EXPOSED THE HYPOCRISY

OF THE DEUPONIZATION OF

WORKERS AND WORKING CLASS

OR-- OH MY GOD IT'S WORSE

THAN WE THOUGHT, MEGYN KELLY

IS SUFFERING FROM POST

PARTUM COMPASSION.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

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