Jon Stewart Phones Home

  • Aired:  06/27/13
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A bearded Jon Stewart checks in on the Daily Show. (2:53)

>> WELCOME TO THE DAILY

SHOW.

I AM JOHN OLIVER.

WE HAVE A FANTASTIC SHOW FOR

YOU TONIGHT.

MY GUEST THIS EVENING IS TOM

GOLDSTEIN HERE TO TALK TO US

ABOUT THE SUPREME COURT.

OF COURSE I'M STILL HERE FOR

JON STEWART WHO IS CURRENTLY

SEARCHING FOR TREASURE BASED

ON A MAP HE FOUND ON THE

BACK OF THE CONSTITUTION.

(LAUGHTER)

THERE YOU GO, THAT'S --

>> THAT'S NOT ACCURATE.

>> OH MY GOSH.

[BLEEP].

>>

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> HOLY [BLEEP], IT'S JON

STEWART LIVE FROM THE MIDDLE

EAST VIA SKYPE, JON, JON,

YOU HAVE A BEARD.

THERE'S A BEARD ON YOUR

FACE.

>> KNOX, I DIDN'T GROW IT,

ITS-- WHEN YOU GET OFF THE

PLAIN IN THE MIDDLE EAST

THEY GIVE IT TO YOU LIKE THE

HAWAIIAN GIVE YOU A LEI.

>> THAT MAKES SENSEMENT YOU

WEAR IT WITH.

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU HAVE

SEEN, WE HAVE BEEN DOING

LIVE FROM THE START OF THE

SLOW ABOUT WHERE YOU'VE

BEEN.

AND WE'VE BEEN LYING ABOUT

THAT.

HAVE YOU SEEN ANY OF THOSE?

>> WELL, HAVE YOU SAID THAT

I'VE BEEN HANGING OUT WITH

EDWARD SNOWDEN IN AN

UNDERGROUND BUNKER BECAUSE

THAT'S --

>> BECAUSE YOU'RE SAYING

THAT WOULD NOT BE TRUE, IS

THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING?

>> Jon: SURE.

THAT'S WHAT MI SAYING, IT'S

NOT TRUE.

>> WE ALL MISS YOU.

EVERYBODY MISSES YOU.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

WE MISS YOU!

>> Jon: LET ME SAY THIS.

>> WHAT?

>> Jon: YOU'RE DOING A

PHENOMENAL JOB.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> STOP IT.

I DON'T WATCH IT ALL THE

TIME BECAUSE IT'S TOO WEIRD,

IT'S LIKE WATCHING SOMEONE

HAVE SEX WITH YOUR WIFE'S

WIFE'S-- DESK.

>> YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL

DESK.

YOUR des SOMETHING

BEAUTIFUL.

>> Jon: BUT I MISS YOU GUYS

LIKE CRAZY CAKES.

I LOVE YOU GUYS.

I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU.

THIS HAS BEEN EXCITING AND

INVIGORATING BUT WEIRD AS

HELL.

AND I JUST WANTED TO CHECK

IN AND TELL YOU I WAS

THINKING ABOUT YOU GUYS.

AND YOU ARE DOING GREAT.

>> WE HAVE NOT CHANGED MUCH,

YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT, HERE.

NOTHING MUCH CHANGED HERE.

>> Jon: GOOD.

>> THE ONLY KEY THINGS IS WE

PLAY GOVERNMENT BALL AGAINST

THE METS EVERY MONDAY AND

BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN COMES TO

PLAY EVERY TUESDAY NIGHT.

>> Jon: WHAT!

>> AND THEN-- .

>> Jon: THAT'S MY FAVORITE

MUSICIAN.

>> WE DIDN'T THINK THEY

WOULD BE THINGS THAT YOU

WOULD ENJOY.

THAT'S ALL.

THEY DIDN'T SEEM LIKE YOUR

KIND OF THING.

>> Jon: I WANT TO COME HOME!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> WE MISS YOU!

WE LOVE YOU, JON STEWART,

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

JON STEWART.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

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