Matt Damon

  • Aired:  12/15/11
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Matt Damon sports a buzz cut and compares his head shape with Jon's. (6:02)

>> Jon: WELCOME BACK.

MY GUEST TONIGHT IS NEW FILM

IS CALLED "WE BOUGHT A ZOO"

>> HEY, HEY, HEY.

WHOA, WHOA.

KNOT BAD, ACTUALLY THEY'RE

PRETTY DOES IL.

>> NOT AT NIGHT-- DOCILE.

>> NOT AT NIGHT.

>> OH, YOU LIKE TO GET A

LITTLE WILD AT NIGHT, HUH,

GET A LITTLE CRAZY.

CRAZY NIGHTTIME --

>>OUT!

>> OH, MAN.

>> ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, BOSS.

>> OH, MAN!

(LAUGHTER)

>> LISTEN, ARE YOU NOT

TALKING TO THEM CORRECTLY

YET, YOU HAVE TO BE REAL

WITH THEM.

>> I'M NEVER TALKING TO YOU

AGAIN YOU LITTLE --

>> NOW YOU'RE TALKING TO

THEM.

THERE YOU GO.

>> Jon: WELCOME BACK TO THE

PROGRAM MATT DAMON.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Jon: YOU KNOW WHAT I

DON'T-- CAN I TELL YOU

SOMETHING I DON'T NORMALLY

SEE FROM MY AUDIENCE, NO

DISREPRESENT OR ANYTHING, I

DON'T NORMALLY SEE THIS.

THE ONLY OTHER PERSON THAT

GOT THAT DESMOND TUTU.

>> WOW.

>> Jon: GOT A LOT OF THIS.

>> MIGHTY GOOD COMPANY TO BE

IN.

>> Jon: MIGHTY GOOD COMPANY.

WHAT'S HAPPENING.

>> NOTHING, MAN.

I'M-- I'M GETTING READY FOR

THE HOLIDAYS.

>> Jon: WHAT ARE WE DOING?

>> A MOVIE, A MOVIE, THEY

MADE ME DO IT.

THEY MADE ME SHAVE MY HEAD

BUT I'M GROWING IT BACK NOW.

>> Jon: YOU'RE A LUCKY MAN

BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE SHAPE

OF A HEAD, AND LET'S FACING

IT, WHAT GUYS AND SHAVED

HEADS, IT IS VERY HIT OR

MISS.

I HAVE WHAT I BELIEVE TO BE

AN EGGPLANT HEAD.

A IF I WERE TO SHAVE MY HEAD

I THINK IT WOULD BE A BAD

SITUATION.

>> JUST A FOREHEAD THAT

NEVER STOPS.

>> Jon: THAT'S EXACTLY

RIGHT.

SOME PEOPLE MAY THINK OH,

LOOK AT HIM, HE'S AN ALIEN

BUT VERY SMART.

BUT YOU GOT-- YOU CAN PULL

OFF A SOMEWHAT OF A MILITARY

CUT.

>> YEAH, I GUESS SO, MAN.

I MEAN IF YOU SAY SO.

>> Jon: IF I THE FIRST

PERSON TO TELL YOU THAT YOU

LOOK OKAY WITH A SHAVED

HEAD?

>> WELL, MY KIDS LIKED

TELEPHONE.

THEY WERE COOL WITH IT BUT I

THINK THAT THEY DON'T REALLY

HAVE A CHOICE.

I'M THE ONLY DAD THEY HAVE.

>> Jon: THEY COULD TRADE YOU

IN.

DON'T THINK THAT YOU ARE

INVINCIBLE WITH THEM.

>> THAT'S TRUE.

>> Jon: WHAT DID THEY

SAY-- BECAUSE I GREW A BEARD

AWHILE BACK.

AND THE CROWD HATED IT.

BUT --

>> I DON'T REMEMBER YOU WITH

A BEARD ON THE SHOW.

>> Jon: IT WAS THE FRONT

PART OF THE BEARD, THE

GOATEE.

AND MY DAUGHTER SAID TO ME

ONE NIGHT, DADDY, YOUR

KISSES FEEL LIKE PUNISHMENT.

AND THEN I THOUGHT--

(LAUGHTER)

YOU KNOW, WHAT HAPPENS NOW.

>> WHAT'S THE ROLE YOU WERE

SHAVING IT FOR.

>> I DID A SCIENCE FICTION

MOVE YEE WITH NEIL-- THE GUY

WITHOUT DIRECTED DISTRICT

NINE SO THAT WILL COME OUT

IN 2015.

>> Jon: IT IS INTERESTING TO

ME THAT IN THE FUTURE THE

HEROES OF THE FUTURE ARE ALL

NEARLY BALD.

>> THEY HAVE TO BE.

VERY RARELY IS SOMEONE A

HERO OF THE FUTURE HAVE LIKE

A PONYTAIL.

>> NO, AND LIKE A-- FUTURE

WE ALL SHAVE OUR HEADS.

>> Jon: VERY INTERESTING.

THIS, THE ZOO, YOU BOUGHT A

ZOO.

(LAUGHTER)

OBVIOUSLY I'VE SEEN THE

MOVIE.

AND IF I MAY, JUST A QUICK

SYNOPSIS WITHOUT GIVING

ANYTHING AWAY, YOU PAID

MONEY FOR A ZOO.

>> THAT HAPPENED, THAT

HAPPENED.

>> Jon: AND THEN THE FILM, I

GUESS IS OBVIOUSLY YOU GO

THROUGH THE MAINTENANCE OF A

ZOO.

>> RIGHT, IN THE FILM AND

OBVIOUSLY IT ENDS WITH OKAY,

EVERYBODY.

SEE YOU TOMORROW.

>> WE DID IT.

>> Jon: WE DID IT, WE GOT

OUR ZOO.

WHAT IS THE SITUATION HERE,

AND ARE THOSE ACTUAL ANIMALS

OR CGI.

>> THOSE ARE REAL ANIMALS.

IT-- THE FILM IS DIRECTED BY

CAMERON CROWE WHO IS GREAT.

HE DID "JERRY MAGUIRE" AND

ALMOST FAMOUS AND SAY

ANYTHING.

AND MANY OTHERS.

AND SO WHENEVER I WAS

PITCHED THE MOVIE I WOULD

SAY WELL IT'S ABOUT THIS

FAMILY, IT'S THIS GUY AND HE

LOST HIS WIFE AND HE'S GOT

THESE TWO KIDS.

AND THEY BUY A BROKEN DOWN

ZOO AND THROUGH THE COURSE

OF KIND OF FIXING THE ZOO UP,

THEY ACTUALLY FIX THE FAMILY

UP-- .

>> Jon: I'M JUST GOING TO

LEAVE, ALL RIGHT BECAUSE --

>> AND THEN I THINK CAMERON

CROWE DIRECTED IT AND PEOPLE

GO [BLEEP] WHY DIDN'T YOU

TELL ME THAT TO BEGIN WITH.

>> Jon: WHAT ANIMAL

SURPRISED YOU, WAS ANYBODY

PERSONALITY, DID YOU MEET AN

ANIMAL AND THINK I DID NOT

THINK I WAS GOING TO ENJOY

THAT TYPE OF ANIMAL'S

COMPANY, YET I FIND MYSELF

THINKING HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT,

EMUS, THEY'RE ALL RIGHT.

>> THE GRIZZLY BEAR WAS THE

MOST -- THE GRIZZLY BEAR,

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A GRIZZLY

BEAR.

>> Jon: WHAT, ARE YOU

KIDDING ME, I LIVE IN NEW

YORK, OF COURSE.

THERE'S ONE THAT OWNS A DELI

NEAR MY HOUSE.

I GO THERE ALL THE TIME.

>> NO I HAVE NEVER SEEN ONE

UP CLOSE.

>> Jon: HOW BIG IS A GRIZZLY

BEAR.

>> WHEN HE STOOT UP HE WAS

12 AND A HALF FEET TALL.

AND THE ONLY THING I KNEW

ABOUT GRIZZLY BEARS WAS THE

STORY, MY FATHER HAD TOLD

MOW A STORY.

HE HAD TAKEN A FISHING TRIP

IN 1986, SO HE AND HIS

FRIENDS WENT TO ALASKA, AND

THIS GUY TOOK THEM AROUND

AND THE GUIDE HAD A 44

MAGNUM IN A HOLSTER.

AND MY DAD LOOKED AT IT AND

HE NOTICED THAT THE SIGHT

WAS FILED DOWN.

AND HE SAID I CAN ASK YOU A

QUESTION ABOUT THE GUN.

AND THE GUY GOES GOES YEAH,

SURE.

IS THAT FOR GRIZZLY BEARS.

AND GUY GOES YEAH, AND HE

GOES WHY DID YOU FILE THE

SIGHT DOWN.

>> AND THE GUY GOES OH, YEAH,

RIGHT, THAT'S SO THAT AFTER

I SHOOT THE GRIZZLY BEAR IT

DOESN'T HURT SO MUCH WHEN HE

SHOVES THE GUN UP MY ASS.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Jon: DID NOT SEE THAT

COMING.

FAMILY FRIENDLY

ENTERTAINMENT.

WE BOUGHT A ZOO T IS IN

THEATRES ON DECEMBER 23rd.

AND OBVIOUSLY WITHOUT GIVING

IT A-- AWAY T THERE IS SOME

ZOO RELATED-- THAT GOES ON.

>> CAMERON CROWE DIRECTED IT.

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