Intro - The Daily Show Returns to British TV

  • Aired:  07/24/12
  •  | Views: 23,710

Following an 18-month layoff filled with in no way derogatory coverage of the Diamond Jubilee and the royal wedding, The Daily Show returns to British television. (1:48)

( THEME SONG PLAYING )

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

>> Jon: WELCOME TO "THE DAILY SHOW".

MY NAME IS JON STEWART.

WE HAVE A GUEST TONIGHT, THE GREAT MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY --

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

-- IS GOING TO BE JOINING US.

WE'RE GOING TO SIT RIGHT HERE TOGETHER, TWO MEN, ONE SHIRT.

[ LAUGHTER ]

SETTLE DOWN, THE SHIRTLESS ONE IS NOT THE ONE YOU THINK IT WILL BE.

[ LAUGHTER ]

IT'S BEEN SO HOT TODAY.

MMMM -- EXCITING FOR THE SHOW BECAUSE FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE OUR SHOW WAS TAKEN OFF THE AIR

IN THE UK18 MONTHS AGO, THE UK CAN FINALLY WATCH US EVERY NIGHT AGAIN.

THAT'S RIGHT.

WE'RE BACK, BABY.

BA, BA, BOOM!

IT WILL BE A RIGHT JOLLY ROGERING IT WILL BE.

[ LAUGHTER ]

IN CASE OUR BRITISH VIEWERS HAVE BEEN WONDERING WHAT THEY MAY HAVE MISSED THERE WAS THE

INCREDIBLY UNDERSTATED NEWS OF THE WORLD SCANDAL COVERAGE, OUR IN NO WAY DEROGATORY LOOK AT

YOUR QUEEN'S RAIN SOAKED BIRTHDAY FLOTILLA AND THE RESPECTFUL COVERAGE OF YOUR ROYAL WEDDING.

♪ OH, YEAH, HITLER IS HIDING IN THERE ♪

[ LAUGHTER ]

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

HOLD ON.

SORRY.

I'M BEING TOLD WE'RE NO LONGER ON THE AIR IN THE UNITED KINGDOM.

I FORGOTTEN PADDINGTON BEAR WAS

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