September 16, 2014 - Bill Hader

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Hillary Clinton remains secretive about her intentions for 2016, Michael Che takes on the pharmaceutical industry, and Bill Hader discusses his movie "The Skeleton Twins." 

>> Jon: HEY, WELCOME TO "THEDAILY SHOW"!

MY NAME IS JON STEWART! WE HAVEA NICE PROGRAM FOR YOU

THIS EVENING. OUR GUEST TONIGHT, THAT'S VERY KIND OF YOU,

BILL HADER WILL BE JOINING US,THE GREAT BILL HADER. HE'S GOT A

NEW MOVIE OUT "THESKELETON TWINS."

BUT FIRST, WE HAVE UST RECEIVEDSOME INCREDIBLE, EARTH SHAKING,

SOME MIGHT SAY SHOCKING,BREAKING NEWS.

>> HILLARY CLINTON RETURNED TOIOWA SUNDAY FOR THE FIRST TIME

SINCE 2008.

>> SHE ATTENDED SENATOR TOMHARKIN'S ANNUAL STEAK FRY.

>> WAS THIS A KICKOFF TO APOSSIBLE 2016 RUN FOR THE WHITE

HOUSE?

>> Jon: OH, MY GOD!

(LAUGHTER)RETIRING DEMOCRATIC IOWA SENATOR

TOM HARKIN HAS AN ANNUAL STEAKFRY!

AND I'M ONLY HEARING ABOUT ITNOW?

IN ITS 37th YEAR?

ALL THOSE YEARS, SPINNING MYWHEELS AT SENATOR DANIEL PATRICK

MOYNIHAN'S CRAWFISH BOIL...BARETHOSE CRAWFISH?

(LAUGHTER)WHEN ALL THE WHILE A WONDERLAND

OF FRIED BEEF WAS AWAITING ME INA HEAVEN ON EARTH KNOWN AS

INDIANOLA, IOWA. IFYOU SKILLET... IT WILL COME.

IT'S THE SUBJECT OF TONIGHT'S

DEMOCALYPSE 2016,WILLARY OR WON'TARY?

(LAUGHTER)ALL RIGHT NOW LISTEN,

OF COURSE THERE SECRETARYCLINTON HAD NOT SET FOOT

IN IOWA SINCE HER DEFEAT IN THEIOWA CAUCUS IN 2008.

>> HELLO, IOWA!

I'M BACK!

>> Jon: EVEN THOUGH YOU(BLEEP) ME OVER!

I CAME IN THIRD BEHIND EDWARDS,YOU MOTHER (BLEEP)!

EDWARDS!

GRRRRR!

WHERE'S MY STEAK!

(LAUGHTER)THAT WAS A PANTOMIME OF PULLING

OUT A PERSON'S HEART, LOOKING ATIT, TAKING A BITE, AND THEN

DOWN.

(LAUGHTER)COME ON, MRS. CLINTON, JUST TELL

US IF YOU'RE RUNNING OR NOT.

>> IT IS TRUE, I AM THINKINGABOUT IT.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)BUT FOR TODAY, THAT IS NOT WHY

I'M HERE.

(AUDIENCE REACTS)>> Jon: BOY, THAT CROWD REALLY

WEARS IT ON THEIR SLEEVE THERE,DON'T THEY?

THEY REACT QUITE VISCERALLY TOEVERY STATEMENT.

IOWA!

I LOVE YOU!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)BUT I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH YOU!

(AUDIENCE REACTS)BUT I AM RUNNING!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)A WHITE SLAVERY RING.

(AUDIENCE REACTS)AND NOW A SCREENING OF "STAR

WARS"(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

THE PHANTOM MENACE.(AUDIENCE REACTS)

I DON'T KNOW WHY WE MADE... ALLRIGHT.

SOMEHOW IN THAT BUILDING OF THETRILOGY THERE, THE PHANTOM

MENACE TURNED OUT TOBE A TOPPER TO WHITE SLAVERY

RING WHICH PROBABLYSEEMS UNFAIR.

I GUESS WE REALLY DON'T KNOW IFSENATOR CLINTON,

SECRETARY CLINTON IS RUNNING.

>> IS SHE RUNNING? YES.

>> CLINTON KNOWSCOMING HERE WILL

MAKE IT HARDER TO TURN BACK.

>> ONCE SHE STEPS FOOT IN IOWALATER TODAY FOR THE ANNUAL TOM

HARKIN STEAK FRY, THERE TRULY ISNO TURNING BACK.

>> Jon: THERE IS NO TURNINGBACK!

(LAUGHTER)ABANDON!

ABANDON HOPE, ALL YE WHO ENTERTHE TOM HARKIN 37th ANNUAL

STEAK FRY!

FOR YOUR LOT IS CAST...

YOU'RE RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT!

OOM-WA, OOM-WA!

(LAUGHTER)THAT WAS A RATHER SUDDEN YET

UNCONVINCING STORM.

(LAUGHTER)BUT IOWA WAS NOT ALL HILLARY ALL

THE TIME.

>> VERMONT SENATOR BERNIESANDERS WAS ALSO IN IOWA THIS

WEEKEND TESTING THE WATERSPERHAPS FOR A PRESIDENTIAL

CAMPAIGN OF HIS OWN IN 2016.

>> IS IOWA READY FOR HILLARY?

ARE DEMOCRATS READY FOR HILLARY?

>> Jon: OH, FOR (BLEEP) SAKE!

BERNIE SANDERS YOU'RE A GOODMAN, FILLED WITH WISDOM THAT

COMES WITH AGE, A DIOGENES FORTHIS MODERN ERA,

ONE OF THE FEW INDEPENDENTSTO WIN A PLACE AT THE WASHINGTON

TABLE, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF

HILLARY CLINTON?

WELL, IF THERE IS A QUESTIONYOU'RE ASKING THE SENATOR, WE

MAY AS WELL HEAR THE ANSWER.

>> WELL, I THINK THE ANSWER ISTHAT IOWA AND AMERICA DOES NOT

WANT TO ANOINT ANYBODY.

I THINK WHAT THE AMERICANPEOPLE --

>> Jon: POOR GUY CAN'T WIN.

(LAUGHTER)STARTS TO GIVE A CONSIDERATE

ANSWER AND GETS PHOTO BOMBED BYA SQUIRREL.

(LAUGHTER)ALL RIGHT.

NOW, HERE WE GO!

COME ON!

LET'S FOCUS!

IT'S NOT THAT DISTRACTING!

LET'S FOCUS.

>> I THINK WHAT THE AMERICANPEOPLE CLEARLY WANT TO SEE IS A

MAJOR DEBATE ON THE IMPORTANTISSUES FACING THE WORKING

FAMILIES.

>> Jon: IT'S JUST REALLY(BLEEP) HARD TO FOCUS.

YOU KNOW, GIVEN A CHOICE BETWEENBERNIE SANDERS AND SQUIRREL!

YOU'VE REALLY GOT TO GO WITHSQUIRREL!

SO HILLARY MAY OR MAY NOT RUN,BERNIE MAY OR MAY NOT RUN.

THE WHOLE DANCE IS SO CRUEL TOTHE 24-HOUR MACHINE THAT IS

FORCED CLOCKWORK ORANGE-STYLE TOWATCH IT.

>> I THINK A LOT OF PEOPLE AREJUST KIND OF OVER THIS WHOLE

DANCE.>> THIS ENDLESS DANCE.

THIS ENDLESS WILL SHE ORWON'T SHE.

>> I THINK THIS COY FLIRTATIONIS GETTING A LITTLE OLD.

>> DO WE REALLY THINK THAT SHE'SIN IOWA FOR THE STEAK?

I MEAN, WHAT A CROCK!

(LAUGHTER)>> Jon: I MEAN, I HAVE BEEN

THERE!

I'VE HAD THEY'RE STEAK!

IT'S LIKE A COW TOOK A (BLEEP)IN YOUR MOUTH!

(LAUGHTER)NO ONE WOULD YOU GO THERE FOR

STEAK, I MEAN LET'S BE (BLEEP)REASONABLE!

NOBODY'S MORE ANGRY ABOUT THISTHAN MSNBC'S OWN MORNING

JOE SCARBOROUGH.

>> DO IT OR DON'T DO IT.

WHAT HILLARY CLINTON HAS DONEOVER THE PAST YEAR OR SO IS WHY

AMERICANS HATE POLITICS.

YOU GO AROUND ON A GLORIFIEDBOOK TOUR WHERE YOU SAY

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, YOU WANTPEOPLE TO ASK YOU TO RUN FOR

PRESIDENT SO YOU CAN SAY WE'RENOT RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT.

WE DON'T KNOW YET.

THEN YOU GO TO THESE STUPIDEVENTS.

I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU EATINGSTEAK.

IF YOU'RE GOING TO RUN, JUST SAYYOU'RE GOING TO RUN AND STOP

PLAYING GAMES!

(LAUGHTER)>> Jon: AND WHAT'S WITH

TADPOLES? YOU'RE EITHER AFISH OR A FROG! PICK A SIDE!

AND YOU OVER THERE, YOU, YEAHYOU. ARE YOU A LIZARD OR A ROCK?

EITHER WAY!

PICK UP THE PACE!

YOU KNOW, NOT FOR NOTHING,MR. SCARBOROUGH.

I SEEM TO REMEMBER YOUR BOOK,"THE RIGHT PATH" WAS MORNING

PIMPED WITH A BIT OF APRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN PATINA,

AND IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLYHAD A TOUCH OF INDECISION

WITH IT AS WELL.

>> JOE SCARBOROUGH WENT TONEW HAMPSHIRE THIS WEEKEND TO

PROMOTE THE IDEAS IN HIS BOOK,"THE RIGHT PATH," BUT TALK

QUICKLY TURNED TO 2016.

>> DID YOU JUST RULE OUT RUNNINGFOR PRESIDENT IN 2016?

>> NO, I'M NOT GONNA, I WON'TRULE ANYTHING OUT.

>> Jon: IF YOU'RE GOING TORUN, JUST SAY YOU'RE GOING TO

RUN AND STOP PLAYING GAMES!

(LAUGHTER)THE TRUTH IS, TO BE HONEST,

THERE IS REALLY -- AND I MEANTHIS SINCERELY, THERE'S REALLY

ONLY ONE CANDIDATE IN IOWARIGHT NOW THAT I'M

INTERESTED IN. ROLL TAPE.

>> YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE NUTS TOWANT TO BE PRESIDENT!

BUT IT HELPS!

I'M A SQUIRREL AND I APPROVETHIS MESSAGE!

(LAUGHTER)>> Jon: SQUIRREL!

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Jon: WELCOME BACK TO THE

SHOW!

DRUGS. I WANT TO TALK ABOUTDRUGS.

I WANT TO RAP TO YOU ABOUTDRUGS.

IN THAT THEY HAVE TERRIBLEEFFECTS ON MILLIONS OF AMERICANS

IN AN EPIDEMIC ALMOST TOOHORRIBLE TO COMPREHEND.

MAN.

MICHAEL CHE HAS MORE.

>> THE SCOURGE OF DRUGS HASLONG RAVAGED THIS NATION.

SANTA CLARA ASSISTANT COUNTYCOUNSEL DANNY CHU EXPLAINS THE

TOLL DRUGS HAVE TAKENON HIS DISTRICT.

>> OVERDOSE DEATHS ARE THE TIPOF THE ICEBERG.

IN SANTA CLARA COUNTY IT'SRESULTED IN SKYROCKETING MEDICAL

COSTS AND IT'S ALSORESULTED IN RAMPANT CRIME.

>> SO WHAT ARE THE DRUGSWE'RE TALKING ABOUT?

CRACK, HEROIN, MOLLY,PING-PONG...

BLACK FLAG, ROACH SPRAY, CRISCO?

>> OPIATES LIKE OXYCONTIN,VICODIN OR PERCOCET.

>> BACK PAIN MEDICINE?

WHO COMMITS CRIMES WITH A BADBACK?

>> THESE DRUGS ARE CHEMICALLYSIMILAR TO HEROIN AND THE RESULT

HAS BEEN MILLIONS OF PEOPLETHAT ARE NOW ADDICTED TO THESE

DRUGS.

>> OK, BUT STREET DRUGS ARE ONETHING.

PHARMACEUTICAL DRUGS ARE THERETO HELP, RIGHT?

>> THERE'S NO EVIDENCE THATTHESE PRESCRIPTION PAINKILLERS

WORK WELL FOR CHRONIC PAINCONDITIONS.

>> REALLY?

>> YES.

NONETHELESS, THE DRUG COMPANIESMARKET THESE DRUGS FOR THOSE

PURPOSES.

THAT'S WHY WE FILED THIS LAWSUITTO HOLD THESE COMPANIES

ACCOUNTABLE.

>> AND THEY HAVE A LOT TO BEACCOUNTABLE FOR.

STUDIES SHOWS PROLONGED USE OFTHESE DRUGS REDUCES THEIR

EFFECTIVENESS AND INCREASESTHE RISK OF OVERDOSE.

BUT OXY REQUIRES A PRESCRIPTION.

SO HOW ARE THESE COMPANIES TOBLAME?

IT WASN'T ADDING UP. BUT THEN IGOT A VISIT FROM AUTHOR AND

MEDICAL RESEARCHER PETERGOTZSCHE.

>> I HAVE A LITTLE SECRET FORYOU!

>> I CAN'T HEAR YOU, DUDE.

>> I HAVE A LITTLE SECRET TOTELL YOU.

>> I STILL CAN'T HEAR WHATYOU'RE SAYING.

>> A SECRET!

>> WHAT?

>> I'M COMING OUT.

>> THIS DEEP THROATINSIDER INFORMANT

TOLD ME HOW THIS EPIDEMICGOT OUT OF HAND.

>> PURDUE PHARMA LIED TOTHE DOCTORS AND TOLD THEM

THAT 0XYCONTIN ISLESS LIKELY TO LEAD TO SUBSTANCE

ABUSE AND THIS IS NOT TRUE.

>> WAIT SERIOUSLY?

>> YOU CAN LOOK AT THE LAWSUITS.

PFIZER WAS FOUND GUILTY BY AJURY OF CONSPIRACY.

>> WOW!

>> MERCK, ELI LILLY, JOHNSON &JOHNSON WAS FINED MORE THAN

$1 BILLION. IT'S ALL THE SAME.

WHAT THEY DO IS ACTUALLYORGANIZED CRIME.

PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANIES ARELIKE DRUG CARTELS.

(LAUGHTER)>> THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

>> IT'S NOT A JOKE.

IT'S A FACT.

I HAVE STUDIED THIS.

>> LISTEN MAN, I'M A COMEDIAN.>> YES.

>> I KNOW ABOUT JOKES.>> YES.

>> ALL RIGHT?>> YES.

>> THAT'S A FUNNY JOKE.

>> THIS MEDICINE KILLS PEOPLE.

DO YOU STILL THINK IT'S A JOKE?

>> WELL, NOT THAT PART.

YOU'VE GOT TO LEARN HOW TO GETOFF ON A HIGH NOTE.

>> FORTUNE 500 COMPANIESBEHAVING LIKE DRUG CARTELS?

IT SEEMED HARD TO SWALLOW.

SO I WENT TO THE HEART OF THEOXY TRIANGLE TO CONFRONT ONE OF

THEM FACE TO FACE.

I WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK TO YOURDON.

>> OUR WHO? >> YOUR DON.

>> TURN IT OFF PLEASE. THERE'SNO...

>> LIKE THE DRUG LORD ORWHATEVER, YOUR TOP GUY LIKE YOUR

PABLO ESCOBAR KIND OF --

>> GOODBYE.

TURN THAT OFF.

>> TURNS OUT NOBODY ON THEINSIDE WOULD TALK TO ME.

THEN I GOT LUCKY.

(LAUGHTER)>> BEHIND THE PORN, MICHAEL.

>> WHO THE (BLEEP) ARE YOU?

>> I'M DR. JOHN VIRAPEN.

I USED TO BE A PHARMACEUTICALSALES REP.

>> FINALLY A WHISTLE BLOWEREMERGED TO TELL ME HOW

THESE COMPANIES ARE ALLOWED TOCONTINUE TO OPERATE.

>> SO THEY CAN BUY ANYONE THEYWANT -- THE FDA, THE GOVERNMENT,

THE RESEARCHERS, THEY GETPAYOFFS.

>> AREN'T YOU SCARED THEY'REGOING TO COME AFTER YOU?

>> WHY DO YOU THINK I LIVE INSWEDEN?

>> WAIT WHAT?

YOU LIVE IN SWEDEN?

PROBABLY HARD FOR YOU TO HIDE ASA BROWN DUDE IN SWEDEN.

>> THIS IS ONE INDIAN THEYARE NOT GOING TO GET.

>> GREAT, SO THE ONLY PEOPLE WHOWOULD TALK TO ME ARE HIDING IN

SWEDEN?

THIS WAS STARTING TO SOUND LIKEA REAL CONSPIRACY.

THANKFULLY FORMER FDAASSOCIATE COMMISSIONER

PETER PITTS STRIGHTENEDEVERYTHING OUT.

>> I THINK PHARMACEUTICALCOMPANIES ARE

EXTREMELY STRAIGHTFORWARDAND HONEST ABOUT THE BENEFITS

AND THE RISKS OF THEIR PRODUCTS.

>> PETE, I AM SO GLAD THAT YOUCAN CALM ME DOWN, MAN

CAUSE I WAS FREAKING OUT.

SO, WHY DO PHARMACEUTICALCOMPANIES HAVE SUCH A BAD REP?

>> MICHAEL, STATISTICS ARE LIKEA BIKINI, WHAT THEY SHOW YOU IS

INTERESTING BUT WHAT THEYCONCEAL IS --

>> VAGINA. THEY CONCEAL THEVAGINA.

>> WELL, I THINK PEOPLE WHO MAKETHE UNSUBSTANTIATED CLAIMS NEED

TO VISIT THEIR DOCTOR ANDPERHAPS HAVE THEIR MEDICATION

CHANGED.

>> AND OBVIOUSLY NO ONE ISPAYING YOU TO SAY THAT?

NO.

>> DO WE ACCEPT DONATIONS FROMPHARMACEUTICAL COMPANIES?

WE MOST CERTAINLY DO.

>> OH, NO!

>> SO ACCORDING TO THESE GUYS,PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANIES MARKET

DANGEROUS DRUGS MISLEAD DOCTORSAND PAY PEOPLE OFF, WHICH RAISES

THE QUESTION, WHY AM I (BLEEP)WITH THEM?

>> THESE PHARMACEUTICALCOMPANIES HAVE BILLIONS OF

DOLLARS, THEY CAN GET AWAY WITHANYTHING THEY WANT AND I'M

MESSING WITH THEM ON NATIONAL TVAND YOU'RE NOT WORRIED ABOUT

THAT AT ALL?

>> I WOULDN'T SAY IT DOESN'TBOTH ME BUT --

>> WELL, IT BOTHERS ME.

>> WELL THE PHARMACEUTICALCOMPANIES, THEY DON'T KILL

PEOPLE DIRECTLY. THEY KILLTHEM WITH PILLS.

>> I DON'T WANT TO BE KILLEDWITH ANYTHING!

I WANT TO LIVE TILL I'M 89YEARS OLD, LIKE YOU!

>> OH.

>> COULD FRESH FACED MICHAEL CHEREALLY BE IN DANGER?

IT SEEMED LIKE EVERYWHERE ITURNED, THERE THEY WERE!

THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!

IF ONLY THERE WAS SOMETHING TORELIEVE MY ANXIETY.

>> TIRED OF ANOTHER SLEEPLESSNIGHT?

>> DO YOU FEEL OVERWHELMED?

>> ANXIOUS.

>> NERVOUS.

>> SADNESS, DESPONDENT.

>> STRESS AT WORK.

>> WORRY.

>> INSOMNIA.

>> YOUR MIND IS RACING, ANDYOU'RE SCARED.

>> NOW THERE'S HELP.

>> ASK YOUR DOCTOR ABOUTCELEBREX.

>> CYMBALTA. >> ZOLOFT.

>> PAXIL.>> ZYBAN.

>> ROZEREM.>> INVOKANA.

>> PROZAC. >> AMBIEN.

>> ABILIFY.>> JUST TALK TO YOUR DOCTOR.

>> THANKS PHARMACEUTICALCOMPANIES!

>> SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE NASUEA.>> DRY MOUTH.

>> DIARRHEA.

>> AND DEATH.

>> MICHAEL CHE, WE'LL BE RIGHTBACK.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Jon: WELCOM BACK!

MY GUEST TONIGHT,

EIGHT YEARS ON "SATURDAY NIGHTLIVE," HIS NEW MOVIE IS CALLED

"THE SKELETON TWINS."

>> IS IT OK IF I TELL HIM? CANI?

>> NOTHING REALLY TO TELL YET.

>> READY FOR BIG NEWS?

WE'RE TRYING TO GET PREGNANT.

>> REALLY?

>> WE ARE TRYING TO GETPREGNANT.

>> YEP.

>> AND I SAY WE ARE BECAUSE IT'SNOT SEXIST THAT WAY.

RIGHT?

THAT'S WHAT YOU TOLD ME.

>> YEAH.

>> I THOUGHT YOU NEVER WANTED TOHAVE KIDS.

>> WELL, I MAY HAVE SAID THAT INHIGH SCHOOL OR SOMETHING BUT

OBVIOUSLY PEOPLE CHANGE THEIRMINDS ON THAT.

>> OKAY.

NO, THAT'S GREAT.

I LOVE KIDS.

EXCEPT THE FAT ONES.

>> PLEASE WELCOME BILL HADER.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)HOW ARE YA?

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> WHAT A NICE GROUP OF PEOPLE!

>> Jon: THEY'RE LOVELY.

>> THEY'RE LOVELY!

>> Jon: THEY'RE LOVELY PEOPLE,AS IT WAS.

>> WHY HELLO!

THIS IS NICE!

>> Jon: SPEAKING OF LOVELY.

>> YES.

>> Jon: YOUR WORK IN THIS ISPHENOMENAL.

>> OH , WELL THANK YOU VERYMUCH.

>> Jon: IT'S A PHENOMENAL MOVIEAND YOUR WORK IN IT.

>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH.(APPLAUSE)

>> Jon: IT'S UH...>> THANK YOU.

>> Jon: WHAT I ALWAYS THINK ISPROBABLY THE MOST DIFFICULT

THING IS TO PLAY -- THERE AREVERY SERIOUS MOMENTS IN THIS,

BUT YOU ARE ABLE TO BREAK ITWITH COMEDY

BUT IN A VERY ORGANIC WAY...>> YEAH.

>> Jon: LIKE KEEPING IT VERYREAL, VERY HUMAN.

>> YEAH, AND THAT IS, THAT'STOUGH.

A LOT OF THAT HAD TO DO WITH THESCRIPT THAT THIS GUY CRAIG

JOHNSON THE DIRECTOR WROTE. ITWAS ALL THERE, THIS BALANCE

THAT THEY HAVE, THIS TONALBALANCE WHICH IS REALLY, REALLY

HARD TO GET...>> Jon: REALLY HARD.

>> INCREDIBLY HARD TOGET.

BUT I WOULD ALSO SAY HIS EDITORJENNY LEE WAS REAL GOOD BECAUSE

KRISTEN WIIG AND I WOULDSOMETIMES DO THINGS THAT

WERE REALLY FUNNY AND YOU'REKIND OF, LIKE, WELL THESE

TWO PEOPLE SHOULD BE ON SATURDAYNIGHT LIVE!

(LAUGHTER)YOU KNOW, IT'S KIND OF LIKE,

THEY'RE DOING REALLY GOODVOICES...

>> Jon: RIGHT.

>> AND LIKE PRETTY SOLIDIMPRESSIONS, YOU KNOW.

>> Jon: RIGHT.

>> AND THE EDITOR WAS LIKE, THEYHAD A DISCIPLINE, I FELT LIKE...

>> Jon: RIGHT.>> AS A FILMMAKER.

BECAUSE, YOU KNOW HOW IT IS,LIKE SOMETIMES WITH COMEDY,

IF IT'S FUNNY, IT SHOULD STAYIN, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

>> Jon: RIGHT.>> THAT PLAYS, IT SHOULD STAY

IN.>> Jon: RIGHT.

>> AND I GIVE HIM A LOT OFDISCIPLINE -- A LOT OF CREDIT

FOR BEING DISCIPLINED, YOU KNOW.

>> Jon: CAUSE IT MAKES SENSE.

CAUSE IF YOU'RE PLAYING A REALCHARACTER IT MIGHT NOT MAKE

SENSE THAT HE DOES A DEAD-ONJAMES MASON IMPRESSION.

>> MOST PEOPLE...>> Jon: OR ANY OF THAT.

>> WHY WOULD ANYBODY WANT TO DOTHAT IN LIFE ANYWAY?

>> Jon: SEEMS WEIRD. SEEMSLIKE A VERY OBSCURE, ESOTERIC.

>> YEAH.

>> Jon: YET IT TAKES A VERYTALENTED INDIVIDUAL TO DO THAT.

>> YEAH. OH YEAH.

>> Jon: WORKING WITH KRISTEN,WAS THAT, YOU KNOW YOU GUYS

HAD SPENT SO MUCH TIME TOGETHERBUILDING A RAPPORT AND NOW

YOU'RE PLAYING BROTHER ANDSISTER. WAS IT --

BECAUSE IN THE FILM YOUHAVE TO MAKE EACH OTHER LAUGH A

LOT.>> YEAH.

>> Jon: IN THE WAY THAT SIBLINGSCAN DO.

IT'S ALMOST THAT SECRET TWINSLANGUAGE.

>> YEAH. WELL, WE HAVE THAT FROMWORKING AT SNL FOR SO LONG

TOGETHER, AND THERE'S ACTUALLY ASCENE IN THE MOVIE

WHERE WE'RE ON NITROUS.

>> Jon: YES. WHERE SHE WORKS.

>> WHERE SHE WORKS.>> Jon: YES.

>> AT THE NITROUS MUSEUM.

>> Jon: SURE!>> NO.

(LAUGHTER)>> Jon: SHE'S A NITROUS MINER!

>> SHE'S A NITROUS MINER!>> Jon: YES.

>> SHE'S LIKE HELLO, GET INHERE!

NO, BUT WE'RE HANGING OUT, ANDWE DO NITROUS.

SHE WORKS AT A DENTIST OFFICE.

AND THAT WAS ONE SCENEWHERE CRAIG SAID, JUST GO NUTS,

MAKE EACH OTHER LAUGH AND HAVEFUN.

AND LINDSEY SHOOKUS WHO RUNS THETALENT DEPARTMENT AT

SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE SAW THEMOVIE, AND SHE GOES, WHEN I

SAW THAT SCENE, ITMADE ME FEEL LIKE

I WAS BACK ON FRIDAY NIGHTWATCHING YOU GUYS REHEARSE.

>> Jon: OH THAT'S NICE.

>> YOU KNOW, BECAUSE WE WOULDJUST GET REAL LOOPY.

WE CALLED IT THE FRIDAY NIGHTCRAZIES.

IT WAS ANNOYING.

IT WASN'T NICE.

IT WAS ANNOYING.(LAUGHTER)

SHE MEANT THAT, SHE MEANT THAT.

>> Jon: COMING FROM EXHAUSTIONAND LACK OF SLEEP.

>> EXHAUSTION. YOU'VE BEEN UPALL WEEK.

YEAH, SHE MEANT THAT MORE IN ATHAT WAS AWFUL FOR ME WAY. NO.

(LAUGHTER)>> Jon: NO. THERE'S A REAL

NOSTALGIA.>> NO BUT IT WAS FUN.

>> Jon: I FIND THIS, THAT FORTALENTS LIKE YOU, LIKE KRISTEN,

THERE'S A REAL NOSTALGIA FORWHEN YOU GUYS WERE TOGETHER.

>> YEAH.

>> Jon: AND THAT, DO YOU FEELTHAT AS WELL?

>> YEAH.>> Jon: THERE'S LIKE A, IT

WAS... >> THANK YOU.

>> Jon: A VERY MAGICAL KIND OFTHING.

>> IT WAS.

>> Jon: THOSE GOODBYES WERE SOHEARTBREAKING.

>> OH MY GOSH.>> Jon: AND TOUCHING.

>> OH, WHEN KRISTEN SAIDGOODBYE, WE WERE ALL CRYING, AND

THEN WHEN I DID MY GOODBYE ASSTEFAN, AND WITH ME AND SETH AND

EVERYTHING.>> Jon: I KNOW.

>> WE WERE CRYING.

>> Jon: I KNOW!>> AND WE ALL START CRYING.

AND THEN WHAT HAPPENEDWAS IS, I WENT OUT, I DID MINE

AND CRIED AND THENKRISTEN SHE DIDN'T TELL ME, I

THOUGHT SHE WAS IN L.A., ANDTHEN I LOOK AND SHE WAS

STANDING THERE. >> Jon: OH MY GOD.

>> SHE SURPRISED ME AND SHE CAMEAND GAVE ME A HUG, AND I WAS

LIKE, OH!

I LOVE YOU!

AND LAUREN WAS, LIKE, YOU CANSTAY, IF YOU WANT...

(LAUGHTER)>> Jon: THERE'S PLENTY ROOM

HERE.

(LAUGHTER)>> I CAN GIVE YOU WHATEVER YOU

WANT...

(LAUGHTER)>> Jon: WHAT IS IT, I'M ALWAYS

THOUGH TAKEN BY THE RANGE.

YOU KNOW, PERFORMERS -- STEVECARELL IS ALSO IN...

>> YEAH.>> Jon: THIS UPCOMING MOVIE

"FOXCATCHER." >> UNBELIEVABLE.

>> Jon: HE IS PHENOMENAL IN IT.

>> UNBELIEVABLE.

>> Jon: YOU AND KRISTEN, AS REALACTORS -- AND I WONDER, FOR

STANDUPS, THAT SEEMS LIKE MAGIC,AND I'M WONDERING, YOU KNOW, YOU

GUYS COME FROM A BACKGROUND OFIMPROV AND OF SCENE WORK.

DOES THAT INFORM YOUR ABILITY TOMAYBE CREATE THESE CHARACTERS

IN A WAY THAT -- AS STANDUPS

I THINK WE'RE VERY ENVIOUSOF THAT ABILITY.

DON'T, I DON'T KNOW THAT, ANDI'M NOT SPEAKING FOR EVERYBODY.

I THINK THAT ROBIN OBVIOUSLY HADTHAT GEAR AS WELL.

>> RIGHT.

>> Jon: BUT TO CREATE THAT KINDOF THING IS MORE DIFFICULT.

>> IT IS. YOU KNOW, AND SO MUCHOF IT IS JUST TRYING LIKE, CAUSE

FROM OUR STANDPOINT WITHSTANDUPS, I DON'T KNOW HOW

PEOPLE TELL JOKES. I MEAN SNLI LEANED REALLY HEAVILY ON THE

WRITERS BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOWHOW TO DO...

>> Jon: RIGHT.>> THE ECONOMY OF A JOKE.

>> Jon: RIGHT.>> IS SOMETHING I JUST DON'T

UNDERSTAND. AND, SO, NO,IT'S A LOT OF FUN AND, YOU

KNOW, IT'S JUST GETTINGINTO A CHARACTER.

SO MUCH OF IT IS, YOU KIND OF DOA LOT OF RESEARCH...

>> Jon: RIGHT.>> YOU WORK ON IT REALLY HARD.

YOU GET THE WARDROBE, WHAT THEAPARTMENT LOOKS LIKE, WHAT YOUR

APARTMENT LOOKS LIKE, WHAT YOURHAIR LOOKS LIKE, EVERYTHING, AND

THEN YOU JUST -- BUT THENWHEN YOU GET ON SET,

YOU'RE JUST REACTINGTO EVERYBODY.

>> Jon: RIGHT.

>> THAT'S THE KIND OF THING ILEARNED.

>> Jon: MAYBE THAT'S IT, THEIDEA THAT -- IN STANDUP, YOU

DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO ANYBODY.>> YEAH YOU HAVE TO LISTEN.

>> Jon: BUT AS AN IMPROVACTOR AND SKETCH ACTOR...

>> YEAH. YOU'VE GOT TO LISTEN.

>> Jon: YEAH!

>> HMM?

(LAUGHTER)>> Jon: AS A STAND UP, YOU JUST

HAVE TO DO NITROUS ANDWHATEVER YOU WANT ON STAGE.

>> YOU DO NITROUS AND JUST SAY(BLEEP) IT.

>> Jon: WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO.IT'S TERRIFIC.

>> THANK YOU.

>> Jon: AND BILL IS UNBELIEVABLEIN IT. KRISTEN AS WELL.

"THE SKELETON TWINS," CURRENTLYPLAYING IN SELECT CITIES.

OPENS IN MORE ON THIS FRIDAY.

GO SEE IT.

BILL HADER!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)♪♪

JOIN US TOMORROW NIGHT AT 11:00.

HERE IT IS, YOUR MOMENT OF ZEN.

>> I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THISLITTLE CAT AND MOUSE GAME.

OH LET THEM ASK ME TO RUN,AND MAYBE I'LL RUN AND MAYBE I

WON'T. AND HILLARY, THE SAMETHING!

LET THEM ASK ME TO RUN AND ITWILL MAKE ME FEEL SO GOOD!

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