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January 28, 2015 - Oscar Isaac

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President Obama pays his respects to Saudi Arabia's King Abdullah, Kristen Schaal addresses male oppression on the subway, and Oscar Isaac discusses "A Most Violent Year." (21:27)

>> Jon: WELCOME TO"THE DAILY SHOW."

MY NAME IS JON STEWART!

OUR GUEST TONIGHT -- OH, MAN ISTHIS FELLA TALENTED, INCREDIBLY

TALENTED FELLA -- OSCAR ISAAC,FROM THE FILM "A MOST VIOLENT

YEAR," IS GOING TO BE HERE, BUTFIRST --

( APPLAUSE )THAT'S FOR ALL THE YOUNG KUWAITI

KIDS WHO MIGHT BE WATCHING.( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

THAT'S ALL NATURAL JEW OIL,RIGHT THERE.

( LAUGHTER )BUT FIRST, AMERICA'S ELECTION

CAMPAIGNS HAVE BECOME INSANELYEXPENSIVE, BUT THERE'S NO NEED

TO PRETEND TO REACH FOR YOURWALLET ANYMORE.

SOMEONE ELSE IS PICKING UP THETAB.

>> THE POLITICAL NETWORK, LED BYTHE KOCH BROTHERS, HAS PUT A

PRICE TAG ON ITS SPENDING PLANS.

>> $900 MILLION IN THE 2016CYCLE.

>> THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY.

>> Jon: NOW, YOU MAY THINKTO YOURSELF, OH, THAT'S

( BLEEP ) UP. ( LAUGHTER )

BECAUSE AREN'T THOSE GUYS GOINGTO WANT

SOMETHING IN EXCHANGE FORSPENDING THE GROSS NATIONAL

PRODUCT OF MANY COUNTRIES ON ONEELECTION CYCLE?

AND IS THE THING THAT THEY WANTCONTROL OVER THE LEVERS OF OUR

DEMOCRACY OR WOULD THEY SETTLEFOR HAND JOBS?

( LAUGHTER )( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

WELL, REST EASY! BECAUSE ONE OFTHE MEN, REST EASY

BECAUSE ONE OF THE MENWHO STANDS TO BENEFIT FROM THIS

CAMPAIGN SPENDING SAYS IT'SREALLY FINE.

>> THERE ARE A BUNCH OFDEMOCRATS WHO HAVE TAKEN AS

THEIR TALKING POINT THAT THEKOCH BROTHERS ARE THE NEXUS OF

ALL EVIL IN THE WORLD.

I THINK THAT IS GROTESQUE ANDOFFENSIVE.

THEY WANT TO SCARE PEOPLE BYPAINTING A PICTURE OF NEFARIOUS

BILLIONAIRES.

>> Jon: WHEN IN FACTTHEY'RE THE PICTURE OF

BENEVOLENT GOD KINGS.

( LAUGHTER )ALL HAIL THE CLAMSHELL BROTHERS!

YOU KNOW, I'M SURE TED CRUZWOULD BE SPEAKING AT THIS

CONFERENCE, WHETHER ABILLION -- A BILLION DOLLARS

-- WHERE IS MY MONEY BIB?

REALLY, THE KOCHS' MONEY IS WAYMORE IMPRESSIVE THAN ANY OF THE

G.O.P. CANDIDATES SO FAR.

I THINK THEY SHOULD JUST HAVETHE $900 MILLION RUN FOR OFFICE.

HEY!

GIVE IT UP FOR THE NEXTPRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES,

JOHNNY ACTUAL CASH.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )LISTEN, I'M-- PLEASE.

ALL KIDDING ASIDE, I'M NOTWORRIED THAT MONEY IS GOING TO

CORRUPT OUR VAUNTED POLITICALSYSTEM.

AMERICA'S VALUES ARE TOO BEDROCKSOLID-- FREEDOM OF SPEECH,

RESPECT FOR HUMAN RIGHTS-- THESEPRINCIPLES ARE THE FOUNDATION OF

OUR NATIONAL IDENTITY.

THEY WILL STAND STRONG NO MATTERHOW MUCH ECONOMIC POWER IS

HURLED AT THEM.

( BARKING )WHAT'S THAT?

WHAT'S THAT, GIRL?

I'M TALKING ABOUT AMERICANVALUES BEING INCORRUPTIBLE,

GIRL.

( BARK )( LAUGHTER )

WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY?

SAUDI ARABIA IS IN TROUBLE?

DROP EVERYTHING, WE'VE GOT TO GONOW?

>> PRESIDENT OBAMA CUTTING SHORTA TRIP TO INDIA TODAY.

HE'S TRAVELING TO SAUDI ARABIATO PAY HIS RESPECTS TO THE

FAMILY OF KING ABDULLAH, WHODIED LAST WEEK.

>> Jon: SO OBAMA CUT SHORTHIS INDIA TRIP TO JET OFF TO

SAUDI ARABIA.

INDIA WAS PROBABLY JUST BORINGHIM.

>> MR. OBAMA BECAME THE FIRSTAMERICAN TO SIT IN THE VIEWING

STAND FOR THE COUNTRY'S REPUBLICDAY PARADE.

>> DANCERS IN BLUE AND OTHERSCELEBRATING INDIAN SPACE

EXPLORATION WERE FOLLOWED BYTWIRLING BATONS, ORNAMENTIAL

UMBRELLAS, AND A CADRE OFCAMELS.

THE FINALE-- STUNT RIDERS ONMOTORCYCLES AND A FLY-OVER.

THE PRESIDENT'S REACTION SPOKEFOR ITSELF.

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE )

>> Jon: HE GAVE THEGREATEST PARADE IN HISTORY--

( LAUGHTER )THE SAME RATING ROGER EBERT GAVE

TO "A TALE OF TWO KITTIES."

( LAUGHTER )ALL RIGHT, SO THEY HAD TO LEAVE

INDIA AND HEAD TO SAUDI ARABIA.

THEY WERE GOING TO PAY RESPECTSTO THE LATE KING WHO, FROM WHAT

I UNDERSTAND, LEFT BEHIND ASTIRRING LIST OF ACHIEVEMENTS.

>> KING ADBULLAH WILL BEREMEMBERED AT HOME AS A

REFORMER.

>> AS MUCH AS A REFORMER CAN BEIN A COUNTRY THAT PUBLICLY

BEHEADS CRIMINALS, SENTENCESHUMAN RIGHTS ACTIVISTS TO

LASHINGS, AND DEPRIVES WOMEN OFTHE RIGHT TO DRIVE.

>> Jon: SO A REFORMER--LOWER CASE "R."

IT'S A LOWER CASE "R." IT'S ALOWER CASE "R."

IT'S LOWER.

IT'S REALLY LOWER.

GO-- I WOULD GO LOWER.

I CAN STILL SEE IT.

( LAUGHTER )I WOULD MAKE A VERY SMALL "R."

HE'S AN "EFORMER."

BUT REGARDLESS OF THE KING'SATTITUDE TOWARDS HIS OWN PEOPLE,

THE LATE KING DID HAVE A VERYSPECIAL RELATIONSHIP WITH US.

>> A LOT OF PEOPLE I KNOW THATARE QUITE CLOSE TO THE LATE KING

ADBULLAH, SAID THE KING COULDNOT STAND PRESIDENT OBAMA.

>> Jon: OH!

I GET IT BECAUSE THE PRESIDENT'SA MUSLIM-- OH, NO, THAT COULDN'T

BE IT.

( LAUGHTER )I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY DIDN'T

LIKE EACH OTHER.

SO WHY, AGAIN, WAS THE PRESIDENTSO EAGER TO GO MOURN THIS FELLA?

>> THE SOURCE OF THE KING'SWEALTH AND POWER-- OIL, OF

COURSE,-- A FIFTH OF THE WORLD'SRESERVES, AND IT WAS LARGELY

KING ADBULLAH WHO DRAMATICALLYDROVE DOWN THE PRICE OF OIL, AND

WITH IT, THE COST OF AMERICANGASOLINE.

>> Jon: I CAN'T STAY MAD ATYOU.

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE )

>> Jon: AND YOU KNOW WHAT,THEN?

THAT MAKES THIS WHOLE THING SEEMLIKE CRAVEN SELF-INTEREST ON

AMERICA'S PART.

BUT NOTHING COULD BE FURTHERFROM THE TRUTH.

THAT'S NOT US.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT IF SAUDIARABIA IS REALLY ALLIES WITH US

OR IF THEY HATE US OR WHOSEHUMAN RIGHTS RECORD IS ABUSIER.

THIS IS ABOUT SOLIDARITY IN ADIFFICULT TIME.

IT'S LIKE IN FRANCE THIS MONTHWITH THE UNITY MARCH.

WE DROPPED EVERYTHING TOCHAMPION FREEDOM IN THE

FACE OF TERRORISM.

>> PRESIDENT OBAMA WAS A NO-SHOWAT YESTERDAY'S RALLY IN PARIS,

AS YOU KNOW. HE DIDN'T SEND AHIGH-LEVEL ENVOY EITHER.

>> INCLUDING ATTORNEY GENERALERIC HOLDER WHO WAS IN PARIS FOR

COUNTER-TERRORISM MEETINGS.

>> Jon: OKAY, WE DIDN'T SENDANYBODY, BUT TO BE FAIR, IT

WAS EARLY JANUARY, AND OURNATION WAS HARD AT WORK...

PREPARING FOR THE UPCOMINGGROUNDHOG'S DAY CELEBRATIONS.

( LAUGHTER )JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY, DID ANY

OTHER AMERICANS ATTEND THERIYADH EVENT?

>> THE PRESIDENT'S SAUDIDELEGATION WAS A WASHINGTON'S

WHO'S WHO, FROM SECRETARY OFSTATE JOHN KERRY, SENATOR JOHN

McCAIN, AND C.I.A. DIRECTORJOHN BRENNAN, TO FORMER

SECRETARIES OF STATESJAMES BAKER

AND CONDOLEEZZA RICE.

>> Jon: HOLY ( BLEEP )!

EVERYBODY.

LET'S SEE IF I CAN DO THE MATH.

SO OKAY SO BETWEEN SAUDI ARABIAAND FRANCE, THAT'S EVERYBODY.

MINUS NOBODY.

( LAUGHTER )CARRY THE WHAT THE ( BLEEP ).

YOU KNOW WHAT, THOUGH, YOU KNOWWHAT?

WHO'D WANT TO GO TO GROSS PARISANYWAY WHEN YOU COULD GO TO--

( LAUGHTER )THE CITY OF...

IT'S A CITY.

AND JUST LOOK AT RIYADH'S EFFECTON NANCY PELOSI AND JOHN

McCAIN.

( LAUGHTER )APPARENTLY, THESE MOTHER

( BLEEP ) ONLY FIGHTHERE IN AMERICA.

( LAUGHTER )APPARENTLY, THE ONLY THING THAT

CAN BRING OUR DIVIDED POLITICALSYSTEM TOGETHER IS SAUDI ARABIA.

THEY REALLY ARE A STABILIZINGFORCE.

SO OBAMA LEAVING INDIA TO GO TOSAUDI ARABIA IS REALLY SENDING A

MESSAGE TO FRANCE.

YOU WANT US TO COME OVER ANDMARCH WITH YOU GUYS IN

SOLIDARITY?

FIND A WAY TO TURN THIS INTOTHIS.

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE )

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>> Jon: WELCOME BACK!

EVERYONE KNOWS THAT IN THE REALAMERICA, PEOPLE RIDE PICKUP

TRUCKS, AND FIX YOUR FLAT FIRES,BUT IF YOU LIVE IN THE CITY, YOU

GOT YOUR PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION,WHERE PEOPLE FROM ALL WALKS OF

LIFE COME TOGETHER TO ANNOY EACHOTHER,

IN VERY CLOSE SPACE.

( LAUGHTER )THEY'RE ALWAYS FINDING NEW WAYS

TO DO IT.

>> IT'S A BATTLE AGAINST MANSPREADING.

>> IT IS A GUY TAKING UP TWOSEATS.

>> FOR THE FIRST TIME, THEMETROPOLITAN TRANSPORTATION

AUTHORITY IS ASKING MEN TO MINDTHE GAP.

( LAUGHTER )>> Jon: "MIND THE GAP."

I THINK THAT MIGHT BE THE NICESTWAY TO SAY, "DON'T BE AN

ASHOLE IN THE SUBWAY."

AND YET, WHAT SEEMS LIKE ASIMPLE QUESTION OF MANNERS,

TAKING UP TWO SEATS WHEN YOUCOULD TAKE UP ONE

HAS SOMEHOW OPENED A NEW FRONTIN THE CULTURE WAR.

>> LEG-SPREADERS, THEY'RE THEWORST.

MEN, BAD. YEAH.

>> IT'S MORE COMFORTABLE. YEAH.

>> YEAH. THE OTHER ONE'S ALITTLE RESTRAINING.

>> MEN'S GROUPS ARE CALLING ITMALE OPPRESSION.

( LAUGHTER )>> Jon: AND APPARENTLY CALLING

THEMSELVES MEN'S GROUPS.

TAKE THAT FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH.

FOR MORE WE'RE JOINED MY SENIORWOMEN'S ISSUES CORRESPONDENT,

KRISTIN SCHAAL.

KRISTIN.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>> THIS IS A BIG DEAL, JON, AND

I JUST WANT TO SAY, MEN, I'MSORRY.

YOU SHOULD ABSOLUTELY HAVE THATEXTRA SEAT.

YOU DESERVE THAT EXTRA SEAT.

WELL, DO THE MATH.

MEN MAKE 30% MORE THAN WOMEN.

THEY SHOULD HAVE 30% MORE SPACEON THE RIDE TO WORK.

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE ).

>> Jon: IT'S NOT, KRISTEN,THAT'S NOT EVEN WHAT IT'S ABOUT.

THIS IS JUST AN ISSUE OF COMMONCOURTESY ON THE SUBWAYS.

>> OH, NO, JON.

YOU'VE BEEN SO BRAINWASHED BYTHIS FEMINIZED WORLD, YOU CAN'T

EVEN SEE EVERYTHING THAT MENHAVE LOST.

( LAUGHTER )YOU USED TO RUN COMPANIES BY

YOURSELF.

YOU USED TO RUN COUNTRIES BYYOURSELF.

YOU USED TO DO EVERYTHING.

JUST YOU DUDES.

AND IF A WOMAN SHOWED UP, YOUGOT TO CALL HER SUGAR TITS WITH

NO CONSEQUENCES AND GIVE HER ASEAT IN THE TYPE WRITER POOL

WITH ALL THE OTHER SUGAR TITSES.

( LAUGHTER )>> Jon: MINOR POINT.

I THINK IT'S TITSI. TITSI.

>> THE SUBWAY IS THE ONLY PLACEMEN HAVE LEFT.

WE HAVE LITERALLY DRIVEN YOUUNDERGROUND TO FIND THAT LAST

INCH OF BALL SPACE -- AND NOWSOCIETY IS SAYING NO!

EVEN THERE A MAN'S PLACE IS ONONE SEAT, KNEES TOGETHER.

AS A WOMAN WHO HAS STRUGGLED HERENTIRE LIFE TO KEEP HER KNEES

TOGETHER, I AM YOUR ALLY.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>> Jon: WELL--, YOU KNOW--

I-- YOU MAY NOT BE AWARE OFTHIS, BUT ONE REGULAR SUBWAY

SEAT DOES GRANT YOU A GOODAMOUNT OF BALL SPACE.

IT'S NOT-- IT'S NOT-->> WOW.

>> Jon: WHAT?

>> WOW.

>> Jon: WHAT?

>> JON, CAN I TALK DIRECTLY TOYOUR TESTICLES FOR A SECOND,

BECAUSE I THINK YOU'RE HOLDINGTHEM HOSTAGE.

( LAUGHTER )YOU POOR CAGED BALLS.

YOUR ANCESTORS USED TO ROAMFREE, THE WIND BLOWING THROUGH

YOUR SOFT, FUZZY HAIR, THE SUNSOAKING UP INTO YOUR WRINKLED

SKIN, KNOWING THAT DAY, THISLAND, THIS WHOLE GODDAMN WORLD

WAS YOURS!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>> Jon: WOW.

THAT WAS ACTUALLY-- THAT WASQUITE MOVING, THAT WAS.

>> OH, JON, YOUR BALLS ARECRYING.

( LAUGHTER )>> Jon: NOT CRYING,

KRISTIN.

THEY'RE ALLERGIC TO WOOL.

>> COME ON, JON, JUST GET ITTOGETHER.

OCCUPYING ALL THE TERRITORY YOUCAN IS SEXY.

WHEN I'M ON A SUBWAY CAR WITHALL THOSE MEN TAKING CHARGE OF

THE SEATS AROUND THEM, I GET SOWEAK IN THE KNEES, I CAN BARELY

STAND, BUT I HAVE TO.

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE ).

>> Jon: SEE, THAT-- THAT SEEMS-- THAT'S SEEMS RUDE TO MAKE YOU

STAND IN THAT.

>> JON, WHO IS THE MANLIEST MANIN THE WORLD?

>> THAT'S GEORGE CLOONEY IS THEMANLIEST.

>> YES, JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME.>> Jon: ALRIGHT.

>> AND LOOK HOW MUCH ROOM HENEEDS FOR HIS BALLS.

WOULD YOU CALL THAT RUDE ORAMAZING?

>> Jon: IT'S AMAZING.

I THINK MY BALLS WOULD-- WOULDPROTEST A MOVE LIKE THAT.

>> WELL, THEN GET OUT OF THE WAYBECAUSE THIS MAN-SPREADING TRAIN

IS GOING EXPRESS.

IT'S NO LONGER ABOUT INDIVIDUALCOMFORT.

IT'S A MOVEMENT.

THE M.T.A. WANTS TO RUN ITS ADS,FINE, WE'RE GONNA RUN OURS.

WHEN THEY TELL MEN TO REIN ITIN,

YOU LOCK THOSE LEGS TOGETHER.UNITED WE SIT!

YEP, THAT'S RIGHT!

>> Jon: I DON'T KNOW, IDON'T KNOW HOW EFFECTIVE THE

MOVEMENT IS, BUT IT SEEMSA NICE WAY TO MAKE A FRIEND.

>> OH, MY GOD, YOU GUYS, JONSTEWART IS THE LONELIEST MAN.

( LAUGHTER )>> Jon: NO, THAT'S NOT --

SHE DOESN'T MEAN THAT, GUYS.

DON'T--( LAUGHTER ).

>> LISTEN, I WANT TO SEE MENFIGHTING THE GOOD FIGHT.

SPREADING WITH PRIDE.

AND, HEY, WHILE YOU'RE AT IT,MAYBE, YOU KNOW, SHOW US WHAT

YOU'RE FIGHTING FOR.

( LAUGHTER ).

>> Jon: I DON'T UNDERSTANDWHAT YOU--

>> WELL, JUST DON'T BE SOUPTIGHT, SUGAR BALLS.

YOU KNOW, GIVE US A LITTLE PEEK.LIKE THIS GUY.

HE'S NOT SHOWING THE WHOLE SACK,

JUST A LITTLE GLIMPSE, YOU KNOW?

A LITTLE BALL CLEAVAGE.

IF YOU JOINING THE MOVEMENT,WE'VE GOT TO SEE THE GOODS

YOU'RE MOVING, RIGHT?

>> Jon: KRISTIN SCHAAL,EVERYBODY.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

KRISTIN SCHAAL.

>> Jon: WELCOME BACK.MY GUEST TONIGHT,

HIS LATEST FILM IS CALLED "AMOST VIOLENT YEAR."

>> NOW THEY'RE ALMOST ALWAYSGOING TO TAKE YOU TO THE

DINING ROOM TABLE AND THEY'REGONNA OFFER YOU SOMETHING.

WHATEVER IT IS, ALWAYS TAKE THEFANCY OPTION.

>> CAN I GET YOU A COFFEE OR ATEA?

>> I WOULD LIKE A TEA, PLEASE.

>> WE HAVE SOME HOME MADELEMONADE OR A SODA.

>> I WOULD LOVE A LEMONADE,THANK YOU.

>> WHY?

>> BECAUSE WE'RE NEVER GOING TOBE THE CHEAPEST OPTION, SO WE

HAVE TO BE THE BEST, AND THEYWANT-- NO, THEY NEED TO FEEL

THAT YOU WANT THE BEST, TOO.

THAT'S WHY OUR TRUCKS ARE THENEWEST OR THE CLEANEST.

AND OUR DRIVERS AREAPPROACHABLE.

>> Jon: THEY ARE VERYAPPROACHABLE.

PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO THEPROGRAM, OSCAR ISAAC!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )THIS MOVIE IS TREMENDOUS.

YOU KNOW THAT.

>> THANK YOU.

>> Jon: FROM THE VARIETY OFDINNERS.

>> AT THE NATIONAL BOARD OFREVIEW WHERE YOU WON AN AWARD

FOR "ROSEWATER,"WHICH WAS AMAZING.

>> OH, MANY AWARDS. LISTEN TOTHIS.

I'M GOING TO THROW A NAME AT YOUAND YOU'RE GOING TO BE VERY

EXCITED ABOUT THIS BUT ALSODEMURE.

AL PACINO.

COME ON, AL PACINO.

WHEN I WATCHED YOU IN THIS FILM,IT HAD THAT SAME PACINO IN,

LIKE, THE EARLY "DOG DAYAFTERNOONS," "GODFATHER."

HAD THAT LITTLE BIT OF SMOLDERBUT TOTAL CONTROL.

>> AND COMPACT.

>> Jon: ADMITTEDLY NOT A LARGEMAN.

>> NOPE.

>> Jon: BUT JUST AWONDERFUL--

>> THANK YOU.

>> Jon: PERFORMANCE.

AND THE FILM IS-- YOU THINK "AMOST VIOLENT YEAR," YOU THINK

THIS IS OH A CLICHE GANGSTERMOVIE-- NOT A CLICHE CHARACTER

IN THE BUNCH.

>> RIGHT.

WELL IT'S ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW, ANANTI-GANGSTER FILM.

>> Jon: EXACTLY.

>> YEAH, THIS IS A GANGSTER FILMABOUT A PACIFIST, ABOUT SOMEONE

WHO'S JUST TRYING TO GROW HISBUSINESS IN 1981, WHICH WAS

ONE OF THE MOST STATISTICALLYVIOLENT YEARS ON RECORD

IN NEW YORK CITY, WAS ON THEEDGE OF COLLAPSE.

>> Jon: RIGHT.

>> THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT HADTURNED ITS BACK ON THE CITY.

IT'S LIKE, YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.

AND THIS IS A GUY THAT SEESOPPORTUNITY THERE.

>> Jon: RIGHT.

>> BUT IN ORDER TO SUCCEED HE'SGETTING IT FROM ALL SIDES THAT

YOU'VE GOT TO MAN UP AND YOU'VEGOT TO DO WHAT YOU DON'T WANT TO

DO WHICH IS GET A GUN,SHOW STRENGTH.

>> Jon: RIGHT.

>> AND HE JUST HAS AN IDEA OFHOW HE WANTS TO MOVE AHEAD,

AND IT'S NOT THROUGH VIOLENCE.

>> Jon: AND WHAT I THOUGHT WASSO INTERESTING, TOO, WAS YOUR

RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR WIFE INTHE FILM,

WHO IS JESSICA CHASTAIN.>> YES.

>> Jon: WHO IS REALLY, HER ANDHER BROTHER, MORE THE

DRIVING FORCE TOWARDS THAT MOREVIOLENT.

>> RIGHT. RIGHT. WELLSHE'S, YEAH SHE'S,

JESSICA CHASTAIN IS INCREDIBLEIN THE MOVIE.

WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR ALONG TIME.

WE WENT TO SCHOOL TOGETHERACTUALLY.

>> Jon: YOU WENT TO SCHOOLWITH JESSICA CHASTAIN?

>> WITH JESSICA, YEAH. >> Jon: YOU'RE KIDDING.

>> YEAH.

>> Jon: WHAT DO YOU MEANLIKE HIGH SCHOOL, LIKE COLLEGE?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

>> NO WE WENT TO DRAMASCHOOL, WE WENT TO JUILLIARD

TOGETHER. YEAH.

>> Jon: OH, THEY HAVE LIKE AHIGH SCHOOL FOR TALENTED PEOPLE.

>> WELL, IT'S A COLLEGE-- IT'SLIKE A CONSERVATORY.

YEAH.

>> Jon: CONSERVATORY.

I WAS GOING TO GO THERE BUT THEYHAD, LIKE, A TEST, A TALENT

TEST, WHERE YOU HAD TO SHOW ATALENT.

>> UH-HUH, AND IT DIDN'T --

>> Jon: NO, THEYAPPRECIATED THE EFFORT.

I REMEMBER-- NO, IT'S-->> THEY GAVE YOU ONE OF THESE?

>> Jon: AND NO MATTER WHAT, ISTHIS THE FIRST

TIME YOU GUYS WORKED TOGETHER?

>> THIS WAS THE FIRST TIME.

WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS FOR A LONGTIME, WE'VE BEEN WANTING TO DO

SOMETHING TOGETHER.>> Jon: RIGHT.

>> BUT THIS WASTHE FIRST THING WE GOT TO DO.

SO, YEAH, SHE PLAYS THISMOBSTER'S DAUGHTER, THIS TOUGH

NEW YORK GIRL.>> Jon: RIGHT.

>> AND SHE'S MYWIFE, AND SHE'S DEFINITELY

THINKS THAT I'M NOT BRINGING IT.

>> Jon: AND WORST COMES TOWORST, EVEN IF THE MOVIE IS

NO GOOD, YOU GET TO SPEND FOURMONTHS WITH JESSICA CHASTAIN.

YOU KNOW, REALLY, THAT'S NOT ABAD DEAL. THAT'S NOT A BAD --

>> IT'S A WIN-WIN. ALL THE WAYAROUND, YEAH.

>> Jon: THAT'S WHAT I'MTALKING ABOUT, BUT THE MOVIE

TURNED OUT TO BE GREAT.

AND YOU THOUGH, MY FRIEND.AND I'M EXCITED FOR IT BECAUSE,

YOU KNOW, WE HAVE ACTORS ON THESHOW AND SOMETIMES I'LL BE LIKE,

"OH, YOU'RE REALLY GOOD"

OR "YOU'RE A NICE PERSON."

BUT THIS GENTLEMAN HERE, TRULYLIKE WE TALKED EARLIER, BUT

ALSO, LIKE, A TREMENDOUSLY NICEPERSON, LIKE, A GROUNDED PERSON,

VERY TALENTED.

AND NOW YOU HAVE "X MEN" AND"STAR WARS" COMING UP, YEAH?

>> YEAH.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>> Jon: THAT'S NICE! WE HAVE AN

EXPRESSION IN THE OLD COUNTRYWHERE I COME FROM.

"IT'S NICE WHEN NICE HAPPENS TONICE."

( LAUGHTER )HAVE YOU FILMED ALL THESE OTHER

PROJECTS ALREADY?

IS THAT ALL DONE?

>> "STAR WARS" IS DONE, YEAH.THATS GONNA COME OUT --

>> Jon: ALRIGHT, WHAT HAPPENS INTHAT? WHAT HAPPENS IN THE

ENDING?

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>> WELL, THEY'RE MAKING IT,

YOU KNOW, PUTTING IT ALLTOGETHER NOW,

BUT WE'RE DONE SHOOTING IT.

>> Jon: HAVE YOU SEEN-- DOYOU KNOW THE ENDING?

>> YEAH.

( LAUGHTER )I KNOW THE ENDING.

>> Jon: IS YODA IN IT?

>> I CAN'T SAY, MAN.

( LAUGHTER ).

>> Jon: THAT THING I SAID ABOUTYOU BEING NICE? ( BLEEP ) THAT.

YOU'RE NOT THAT NICE.

>> I CAN'T.

THEY'LL KILL ME.

>> Jon: NO, I UNDERSTAND.

TELL ME THE DIFFERENCE IN CRAFTSERVICES

BETWEEN A BIG-BUDGET PRODUCTIONAND, LIKE, AN INDEPENDENT FILM.

IT IS, LIKE ON "STAR WARS" ISTHERE, LIKE, A SHRIMP VENDING

MACHINE?

( LAUGHTER ).

>> THEY DID HAVE-- THEY DID HAVEA SPECIFIC ONE FOR PEOPLE THAT

NEEDED TO LOSE A FEW POUNDS.

>> Jon: FOR REAL?

>> YEAH.

>> Jon: LIKE A CRAFT SERVICESTABLE FOR POUND--

>> YEAH. REDUCTION, YEAH.

>> Jon: WAS IT LOCATED NEARTHE OTHER TABLE THAT DIDN'T HAVE

THAT? >> NO.

IT WOULD COME TO YOU VIA LIKE, AMESSENGER.

WITH YOUR SPECIAL LOW-CALORIEFOOD.

>> Jon: LET ME ASK YOU AQUESTION.

>> IS THAT WEIRD?>> Jon: NO, NO, NO.

WERE THERE PEOPLE THERE WHOWOULD CHEW IT FOR THEM FIRST?

OR--( LAUGHTER ).

>> IT WAS PRE-CHEWED, YEAH. IT'SLIKE SPACE FOOD, YOU KNOW?

>> Jon: YEAH, THAT IS LIKESPACE FOOD. THAT'S EXCITING.

I CAN'T-- HONESTLY, I'M SUCH AFAN OF THAT WHOLE SERIES AND

THEN THE "X MEN" SERIES, IHONESTLY CAN'T WAIT.

LIKE, I'M BE THE ANNOYING NERDWHO CALLS YOU UP ALL THE TIME

TO BE LIKE, "DUDE,THAT WAS SO COOL. UNBELIEVABLE."

DID YOU RIDE -- DID THEY HAVEYOU RIDE,

ARE THERE NEW CREATURES IN IT,THE "STAR WARS?"

LIKE A TAUNTAUN OR A LIKE A --

>> THERE ARE NEW CREATURES INIT, YEAH.

>> Jon: THERE IS? >> THAT I CAN SAY. YEAH.

AND THEY WERE THERE.YOU KNOW, THERE WAS A LOT OF

PRACTICAL STUFF SO THERE WASLIKE ACTUAL LIKE PUPPETEERS.

>> Jon: OH REALLY?>> OH YEAH.

>> ACTUALLY, I DID VERY LITTLEGREEN SCREEN WHEN I WAS THERE.

>> Jon: OH REALLY?

>> A LOT OF IT IS JUST PRACTICALAND ON SET AND HUGE SETS,

HUNDREDS OF EXTRAS.

>> Jon: DO YOU DIE?

( LAUGHTER )"A MOST VIOLENT YEAR" OPENS

NATIONWIDE.

( LAUGHTER )ON FRIDAY.

OSCAR ISAAC, EVERYBODY.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).

>> Jon: THAT'S OUR SHOW.

HERE IT IS, YOUR MOMENT OF ZEN.

>> PRESIDENT OBAMA IS ONCE AGAINGETTING FLACK ON THE

INTERNATIONAL STAGE FOR CHEWINGGUM.

CAMERAS CAPTURED HIM APPARENTLYCHEWING GUMS ON MULTIPLE

OCCASIONS.

HE EVEN TOOK IT OUT OF HIS MOUTHONCE WHILE CHATTING WITH THE

PRIME MINISTER AND THEN PUT ITBACK IN.

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