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August 4, 2015 - Denis Leary

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Hillary Clinton prepares for Joe Biden's alleged presidential run, Jessica Williams revisits subjects from past field pieces, and Denis Leary discusses "Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll." (21:29)

>> Jon: WELCOME TO "THE DAILYSHOW," MY NAME IS JON STEWART!

WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A GUESTTONIGHT, HIS NAME IS DENIS

LEARY!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

STOP, STOP, STOP!

THE ROAD TO THE 2016 ELECTIONCONTINUES TO WIND ITS SLOW

TORTUROUS WAY ACROSS AMERICA.

LAST NIGHT IT PAST THROUGH NEWHAMPSHIRE IN THE VOTER'S FIRST

FORUM, WHERE 14 REPUBLICANCANDIDATES APPEARED TO SEE WHO

WOULD BE CHOSEN AS THEIRPARTY'S PRESIDENTIAL NOMINEE.

I'M SORRY, I'M BEING TOLD THATTHAT WAS DIFFERENT FROM A

COLLECTION OF INDISTINGUISHABLEINDIVIDUALS UNDERGOING A MUCH

MORE SKILL-BASED SELECTIONPROCESS.

DO WE HAVE ANYTHING FROM THEFORUM?

>> THE TWO-HOUR FORUM PLAYED OUTLIKE POLITICAL SPEED DATING, 14

REPUBLICAN CANDIDATES SHARING ASINGLE STAGE IN NEW HAMPSHIRE.

>> Jon: A SINGLE STAGE!

THAT'S THE WORST DINNERPRODUCTION OF "CATS" EVER!

LOOKED LIKE THIS.

ANGELICAL CAT SENATOR TED CRUZATTENDED VIA SATELLITE.

WHAT WAS SO IMPORTANT HECOULDN'T ATTEND IN PERSON?

>> IN TEXAS, WE COOK BACON ALITTLE DIFFERENTLY THAN MOST

FOLKS.

(GUNFIRE)

THERE'S GREASE COMIN' DOWN.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Jon: ARE WE SURE THAT'SGREASE?

PERHAPS SOME EJACULATE FROM HOWMUCH YOU LOVE GUNS?

BY THE WAY, YOU REALLY NEED TOADD BACON TO GET AMERICANS TO

LIKE GUNS?

FOR GOD'S SAKE, IT'S NOT SALADOR MEDICINE.

AMERICANS USE GUNS FOR A LOT OFTHINGS -- CORING APPLES,

UNCLOGGING TOILETS, EAR PIERCING -- AH...

LISTEN, GIT 'ER DONE!

I SHOULDN'T COMPLAIN ABOUT THETHE REPUBLICAN RACE BEING SUCH A

CIRCUS.

AT LEAST IT'S FUN TO WATCH.

THE DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY IS ONEJOYLESS DEATH MARCH TO HILLARY

CLINTON NOMINATION.

SURE, BERNIE SANDERS IS DRAWINGCROWDS BY THE THOUSANDS, BUT THE

MEDIA DECIDED YOU CAN'T BE ASERIOUS CANDIDATE IF YOUR HAIR

LOOKS LIKE YOUR DICK GOT CAUGHTIN AN ELECTRICAL SOCKET!

(LAUGHTER)

NOW... SEEMS THERE IS NOTHINGTHAT COULD SHAKE UP THE

DEMOCRATIC RACE.

>> BIG NEWS IN RACE FOR THEWHITE HOUSE.

VICE PRESIDENT JOE BIDENCONSIDERING A CHALLENGE TO

HILLARY CLINTON.

>> Jon: WHOA...

JOE BIDEN!

JOE SAYS HE CAN'T GO INTO A7-ELEVEN WITHOUT AN INDIAN

ACCIDENT, ASKS A GUY IN AWHEELCHAIR TO STAND UP, PRAISES

A GUY'S DEAD MOMS EVEN THOUGHSHE'S STILL ALIVE BIDEN?

HOW'S THAT GONNA WORK?

>> JOE BIDEN'S GAFFES AREBECAUSE HE SAYS THINGS

WITHOUTH THINKING, WITHOUGHPOLLING, HE SAYS THINGS FROM

HIS HEART AND I THINK THAT'SAN ATTRACTIVE QUALITY IN THE

CURRENT ATMOSPHERE.

>> HE'S AUTHENTIC, NATURAL.

>> DESPITE HIS GAFFES AND MAYBEEVEN PARTLY BECAUSE OF HIS

GAFFES, BECAUSE HE CAN BE VERYCHARMING AND RELATABLE.

>> Jon: REALLY?

SO THE REASON LOOSE LIPS McGEE(BLEEP) UP HIS 2008 PRESIDENTIAL

RUN IS NOW THE REASON HE'S AVIABLE CANDIDATE?

YOU KNOW, NOT JUST BLURTING(BLEEP) OUT, THAT'S A PRE-TRUMP

PRESIDENTIAL QUALITY.

POST-TRUMP IS ALL ABOUT SAYINGTHE CRAZY.

CLEARLY, HILLARY CLINTON'S GOINGTO HAVE TO DO SOMETHING TO

ADDRESS THE DEFICIT IF SHEWANTS TO FEND OFF JOE

AUTHENTICITY.

>> TO SOFTEN HER IMAGE, HILLARYRELEASED HER CAMPAIGN ADS

OVERNIGHT, BOTH FEATURING HERMOTHER.

>> Jon: THAT'S SMART.

BRINGING SOME HUMANITY TO HER.

CAN WE SEE ONE OF THOSEIMAGE-SOFTENING ADS?

>> I'M HILLARY CLINTON, I'M JUSTLIKE YOU AND OTHER HUMANS.

I HAVE A MOTHER WHO'S ALSO AHUMAN FEMALE LIKE ME.

AS A FETUS, I GESTATED IN HERUTERUS THE WAY HUMAN OFFSPRING

DO.

THEN I TRAVELED THROUGH HERCERVIX AND EMERGED FROM HER

VAGINA IN THE NORMAL HUMANFASHION.

I'M HILLARY CLINTON AND IAPPROVE THIS MESSAGE.

>> Jon: OH, MY GOD!

THAT'S TOTALLY HOW I WAS BORN!

(APPLAUSE)

FOR MORE, WE TURN TO HASANMINHAJ OUTSIDE CLINTON

CAMPAIGN HEADQUARTERS INBROOKLYN.

HASAN, IS THE CLINTON CAMPAIGNWORRIED ABOUT BIDEN ENTERING

THIS RACE?

>> ABSOLUTELY, AND HILLARYCLINTON IS DOING GAFFE PREP AS

WE SPEAK, JON.

>> Jon: I'M SORRY, GAFFE PREP?

>> YES, SHE IS WORKING AROUNDTHE CLOCK WITH ADVISORS ON

BLURTING OUT INTEMPERATE ANDSPONTANEOUS REMARKS.

HERE'S ONE THAT THEY'RE TESTINGRIGHT NOW FOR AN IOWA RUN.

JON, I'M JUST GOING TO TEST THISONE REAL QUICK...

HI!

FAT TO MEET YOU! I MEAN, NICE TOMEET YOU!

OR, HOLY (BLEEP)!

LOOK AT THAT KID'S HEAD!

(LAUGHTER)

>> Jon: THOSE AREN'T GAFFES,THAT JUST SEEMS MEAN.

>> PERHAPS, BUT THE CLINTON ARENTHE LAB IS STILL FINE-TUNING THE

GAFFE ALGORYTHM.

NOW TRUST ME, ONCE THEY'VEWORKSHIPPED HER MISSPEAKING

MATRIX, THERE'S NO TELLING WHATSHE WILL BE INCREDIBLY PREPARED

TO HAVE REGRETED SAYING.

>> Jon: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

HASAN MINHAJ HASAN MINHAJ,EVERYBODY.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!

HASAN MINHAJ!

>> Jon: WELCOME BACK!

NOW, WE DO A LITTLE THING CALLEDJON STEWART'S ASKHOLE.

THE MOST COMMON QUESTION WERECEIVED WAS, ARE THE PEOPLE IN

THE FIELD PIECES REAL?

FOR MORE, WE'RE JOINED BY SENIORCORRESPONDENT CORRESPONSDENT

JESSICA WILLIAMS.

>> HI.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Jon: THIS IS GREAT QUESTIONAND SOMETHING I'VE ALWAYS

WONDERED -- ARE THOSE PEOPLEREAL?

I MEAN, THEY SAY A LOT OF CRAZYTHINGS.

>> OH, MY GOSH, JON.

THEY ARE REAL AND THEY DO KNOWWHO WE ARE AND THEY DON'T CARE

BECAUSE WE BRING A CAMERA WITHUS.

>> Jon: WELL, PEOPLE LOVE TOBE ON THE TV.

>> IT'S TRUE.

IT'S LIKE "GIRLS GONE WILD,"EXCEPT THEY FLASH US THE

CONTROVERSIAL IDEAS.

RECENTLY, THOUGH, I DECIDED TOCHECK IN ON SOME OF OUR OLD

FRIENDS.

CHUCK, ROLL IT!

>> THE BLACK PERSON USES THETERM NIGGER THIS AND THAT AND

IT'S OKAY FOR THEM TO DO IT.

>> A LARGE PORTION OF MALEHOMOSEXUALS ENJOY DRINKING EACH

OTHER'S URINE.

>> WE STARTED A NEW PHILANTHROPYCALLED GUNS FOR TOTS.

>> IF YOU'RE POOR, STOP BEINGPOOR.

>> I'M DOING EXORCISMS ON SKYPE.

>> WHEN HEARING THE SURPRISINGPOINT OF VIEWS ALL

CORRESPONDENTS KNOW THE BESTRESPONSE IS OFTEN THE HONEST

ONE.

>> WHAT?

>> I'M SORRY?

>> ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?

>> WHAT ARE YOU TELLING ME RIGHTNOW?

>> YOU KNOW WE CAN SEE YOU,RIGHT?

>> SO JUST WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?

ARE THEY ACTORS?

DID WE TRICK THEM INTO TALKINGTO US?

AND JUST WHAT ARE NAY DOINGSAYING THESE THINGS ON

TELEVISION?

TONIGHT WE'LL FIND OUT IN "GUESSWHO'S STILL RETURNING OUR

CALLS"!

BACK IN 2009, WE MET HARLEMPASTOR JAMES DAVIS MANNING, WHO

WAS SPEAKING OUT ON ATTACKS ONPRESIDENT OBAMA.

>> BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA IS NOTTHE ANTI-CHRIST.

>> THANK YOU.

>> WHOEVER BELEIVES THAT ISSORELY MISLED.

HE IS NOT THE ANTI-CHRIST.

>> I'VE TALKED TO SO MANYCRAZY--

>> OBAMA IS INDEED THE NEXTHITLER.

>> COME AGAIN?

>> HITLER.

>> HITLER AS IN HITLER, HITLER?

>> THE FUEHRER OF GERMANY.

>> YEESH.

I CAN ONLY IMAGINE HOW THE DAILYSHOW COULD EDIT DR. PLANNING TO

MAKE HIM SAY SOMETHING SOOUTLANDISH.

SO LAST WEEK, I PAID HIM AVISIT.

HI!

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR MEETINGWITH US.

>> THIS A PEACE OFFERING FROMTHE LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE?

>> YEAH, WE'RE SORRY.

ALL RIGHT.

OKAY, I ACCEPT THIS.

>> SO AFTER THAT SEGMENT AIRED,TELL US ABOUT HOW YOU LOST THE

CONGREGATION.

>> I DIDN'T LOSE THECONGREGATION.

I DID NOT.

>> BUT THEY SCREWED YOU.

THEY EDIT IT SO YOU SAID OBAMAWAS HITLER.

THAT'S BANANAS.

>> IT ISN'T BANANAS AND I DIDSAY HITLER, YES, I COMPARED

OBAMA TO HITLER, YEAH, I DID.

>> OKAY, BUT THAT'S WHY PENCILSHAVE ERASERS.

HAS YOUR OPINION OF PRESIDENTOBAMA CHANGED IN THE LAST SIX

YEARS?

>> YES, IT HAS.

>> GREAT!

THAT'S AWESOME!

>> I THINK HE'S ACCOMPLISHEDSOMETHING NO ONE IN HUMAN

HISTORIES HAS ACCOMPLISHED ORCOULD ACCOMPLISH.

>> THAT'S WONDERFUL.

HE DID.

HE PUSHED FOR A LOT OF REFORM,LIKE FOR GAY MARRIAGE.

>> IF I CAN COMPLETE MYTHOUGHT -- THE THINGS HE HAS

ACCOMPLISHED ARE ULTRA EVIL.

IT TAKES A CERTAIN AMOUNT OFEVIL SPIRIT AND DEMENTED, IF YOU

WILL, PERSONALITY TO DO WHAT HEHAS DONE.

>> I'M JUST TRYING TO GET THISRIGHT.

YOU'RE DOUBLING DOWN ON WHAT YOUSAID SIX YEARS AGO.

>> YOU COULD SAY THAT, YES.

>> OKAY.

>> I'M LEANING MORE TOWARDSOBAMA BEING MORE LIKE THE SON OF

SATAN.

>> I'M SORRY...

YOU BELIEVE, NOW, HE'S MORE THESON OF SATAN?

>> YES, I DO.

>> WHAT'S GOING ON IN THAT HEADOF YOURS?

>> PURE, UNMITIGATED TRUTH.

>> IN 16 YEARS, WE'VEINTERVIEWED ALMOST 2800 PEOPLE.

YOU WOULD ASSUME AFTERWARDS MOSTWOULD BE UPSET -- LIKE SAY GUN

RIGHTS ACTIVIST NOELFLASTERSTEIN.

>> IF A DOCTOR IS KEEPING A LISTOF HIS PATIENTS WHO HAVE

FIREARMS, THE GREAT FEAR IS IFTHEY START COLLECTING THIS DATA,

IT LEADS TO DICTATORS, TYRANTS,HITLER.

>> HOLOCAUST 2.

>> HOLOCAUST 2, EXACTLY.

>> WHAT IS IT WITH THESEBONEHEADS AND THE HOLOCAUST?

I WENT TO VISIT NOEL IN HIS TINYASS KITCHEN WITH HIS GIANTASS

GUNS, JUST TO SEE HOW ANGRY HEWAS.

>> DOING "THE DAILY SHOW" ISGREAT.

I OBVIOUSLY PUT A LINK OF IT ONMY WEBSITE SO EVERYBODY CAN SEE

IT AND I CAN SHOW IT OVER ANDOVER TO THE ALL MY FRIENDS.

HEY!

I WAS ON "THE DAILY SHOW," ITWAS GREAT.

>> ARE YOU SOME MASTER OFSARCASM?

>> OF COURSE NOT.

I LIKED IT.

I THOUGHT I DID WELL.

>> THEY DIDN'T TWIST YOUR WORDS?

NOT AT ALL.

ARE YOU SURE?

I'M 100% POSITIVE.

MAYBE SOME PEOPLE WOULD SEE SOMEHUMOR IN MY VIEWS, BUT I DON'T.

>> IN FACT, IN OUR EXPERIENCE,THE VAST MAJORITY OF "THE DAILY

SHOW" INTERVIEWEES FEEL THE SAMEWAY.

DR. MANNING, DO YOU REGRET DOINGTHIS SEGMENT WITH US SIX YEARS

AGO?

>> ABSOLUTELY NOT, NO. BECAUSE IUNDERSTOOD WHEN YOU ASKED ME TO

BE ON THE SHOW EXACTLY WHAT ITWAS GOING TO BE ABOUT, IT WAS

GOING TO BE AN ATTEMPT TO MAKEMY IDEAS SEEM BUFFOONERY, BUT I

AGREED TO DO IT ANYWAY, BECAUSEI DIDN'T THINK YOU WOULD SUCCEED

AT IT, AND YOU DIDN'T.

>> YOU THINK WE DIDN'T SUCCEEDAT IT?

>> ABSOLUTELY.

>> THAT'S BECAUSE YOU DID ITYOURSELF.

>> WELL, YOU CAN SAY THAT IF YOULIKE, BUT I DON'T THINK YOU CAN

GET THE AMERICAN PUBLIC OR THEINTERNATIONAL AUDIENCE TO AGREE

WITH YOU.

>> YEAH, WE PROBABLY WON'T.

AS WE HEAD INTO THIS NEW ERA OF"THE DAILY SHOW," ONE THING IS

CERTAIN, PRESIDENT OBAMA WILLSTILL BE COMPARED TO HISTORICAL

MADMEN AND FAR TOO MANY PEOPLEWILL STILL HOLD THEIR UNIQUE

POINTS OF VIEW.

>> I THINK THIS STARBUCKS ISRECOGNIZED THAT THE FLAVOR OF

THEIR LATTES THAT THEY ARE USINGSEMEN TO MAKE THAT LATTE MORE

FLAVORFUL.

>> YOU THINK THEY'RE USING SEMENTO FLAVOR THEIR LATTES?

>> I THINK SO, YES.

>> WHAT EMPIRICAL EVIDENCE DOYOU HAVE THAT STARBUCKS IS USING

SEMEN IN THEIR LATTES?

>> WHAT EMPIRICAL EVIDENCE DO IHAVE?

>> YES.

>> I THINK IF YOU'RE ASKING FORTHAT, YOU MAY NOT BE ABLE TO

FIND MY EXPLANATION SUITABLE TOMEET THE EMPIRICAL STANDARDS,

BUT LET'S JUST SAY I KNOW.

>> Jon: AND THANK YOU,JESSICE WILLIAMS.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Jon: WELCOME BACK!

MY GUEST TONIGHT, COMEDIAN WHO'SGOT A NEW SHOW ON FX CALLED

"SEX & DRUGS & ROCK & ROLL."

>> HI.

>> HI.

>> I'M KATY.

>> HI, KATY.

>> YOU'RE NOT WHO I THINK YOUARE, ARE YOU?

>> WHO DO YOU THINK I AM?

>> YOU KNOW....

>> IT'S ME.

>> OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD! COLLEENIT'S HIM!

>> OH MY GOD, I KNEW IT!

>> NICE TO MEET.>> I'M SUCH A FAN.

>> WE LOVED YOU IN "WEDDINGCRASHERS."

>> I SAW IT LIKE, 100 TIMES WHENI WAS A KID.

YOU WERE SO FUNNY.

DAVID, THIS IS CHRISTOPHERWALKEN.

>> I KNEW IT!

WHAT'S OWEN WILSON LIKE? IS HENICE?

>> GUYS, CHRISTOPHER WALKEN IS,LIKE, 70 YEARS OLD.

DO I LOOK 70 TO YOU?

>> Jon: PLEASE WELCOME BACK TOTHE PROGRAM, DENIS LEARY!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

SIT DOWN!

THAT WAS NICE. SIT!

I'M GONNA GET 'EM!

SIT DOWN!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> UNBELIEVABLE.

THANK YOU.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

>> Jon: WHAT'S HAPPENING!

>> I HAVE A HORRIBLE COLD,THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T REALLY HUG

TIGHT, EVEN THOUGH THIS IS AVERY SAD MOMENT.

>> Jon: ANYTIME WE HAVE YOUON, IT'S THAT WAY.

>> I'M ON ALL KIND OF COLDMEDICINE, SO ANYTHING CAN

HAPPEN.

(LAUGHTER)

I'M NOT SAD.

I WILL SAY THIS, I THINK I SPEAKFOR EVERYBODY WHO'S HERE AND THE

PEOPLE WHO WORK FOR YOU,OBVIOUSLY.

AND DOUG HERZOG, WHO'S THE HEADOF THE NETWORK, WHO'VE WE KNOWN

FOR YEARS, WHO STARTED BOTH OURCAREERS.

>> Jon: WITHOUT HIM, WE AREN'TON TELEVISION.

>> HE WAS HERE TONIGHT, I KNOWHE FEELS THE SAME WAY.

WHEN WE FOUND OUT YOU WEREOFFERED THIS BIG CONTRACT AND

BASICALLY TURNING IT DOWN TOSPEND TIME WITH YOUR FAMILY --

IT WAS A BIG CONTRACT, THEYSAID IT WAS 50 MILLION --

>> Jon: I THINK YOU'RE THINKINGCHAPPELLE.

>> BUT IT WAS A LOT OF MONEY.

WE THOUGHT, THIS GUY IS VERYBRAVE AND COURAGEOUS AND IS A

GOOD DAD AND WANTS TO SPEND TIMEWITH HIS FAMILY --

>> Jon: THAT'S WHAT WETHOUGHT.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH THIS?

YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE WITHTHIS?

IS THERE A PUNCHLINE HERE, AREYOU GOING TO (BLEEP) ON ME

OR ANYTHING?

>> HERE'S WHAT I'M GOING TOSAY.

WHAT THE (BLEEP)'S WRONG WITHYOU?

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH (BLEEP)THERAPY YOU COULD BUY FOR YOUR

KIDS WITH $50 MILLION?

THEY'RE GOING TO HATE YOUR GUTSINTO PERPETUITY!

WHO CARES!

THEY HAVE MANSIONS TO HATE YOURGUTS IN.

IT'S NOT TOO LATE, OKAY?

WE GIVE TREVOR SOME OTHER SHOW,OKAY?

ME, COLLIN QUINN AND CHRIS ROCKWILL WRITE THIS SHOW FOR YOU FOR

25 OF THE $50 MILLION, ALLRIGHT?

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Jon: VERY KIND OF YOU.

>> I WANT TO SAY, AND I MEANTHIS BECAUSE MY TELEVISION SHOW

IS ABOUT THIS, BECAUSE I KNOWABOUT THIS AS A DAD MYSELF--

>> Jon: YOU'RE GOING TO TURNME LEAVING INTO A PROMOTIONAL

SPEECH ABOUT YOUR SHOW?

YOU ARE --

THE BEST.

>> THANK YOU.

IS THAT FOUR MORE YEARS FOR JONOR FOR MY NEW SHOW?

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Jon: SO THIS SHOW, YOU PLAY AMUSICAL FIREFIGHTER WHO, IF I'M

RIGHT, YOU FIGHT FIRES AND YOUPLAY THE SOUSAPHONE.

>> YOU KNOW, FOLKS. I TRY, ITRY TO HAVE SOME REAL EMOTION

WITH THE MAN, AFTER HOW MANYYEARS?

>> Jon: WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER50 YEARS--

I KNOW YOU WELL ENOUGHTHAT EVEN WITH A COLD, I WOULD--

STILL TOUCH YOU.

(AUDIENCE REACTS)

>> IT'S TRUE.

>> Jon: FROM ME, THAT'S SAYSOMETHING.

>> FROM THE HEART, FROM THEHEART.

PEOPLE TALK ABOUT LEGACY IN THISBUSINESS, AND IT'S BULL(BLEEP).

UNLESS YOU'RE MANSON ORHITLER, THERE'S NO LEGACY.

>> Jon: WHAT ARE YOU TELLINGME THE DO?

(LAUGHTER)

>> I'M SAYING THE DECISIONYOU MADE IS RIGHT.

YOU'RE RETIRING AT THE TOP OFYOUR GAME LIKE MOST PEOPLE WISH

THEY COULD.

TWO MONTHS FROM NOW, SIX MONTHSFROM NOW, SIX WEEKS FROM NOW,

YOU WILL BE ON THE FARM INNEW JERSEY WITH YOUR FAMILY

HANGING OUT, AND YOUR KIDS WILLTURN TO YOU ONE DAY AND SAY,

DAD, WE LIVE YOU, GET THE(BLEEP) JOB.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

YOU ARE DRIVING US (BLEEP)CRAZY.

CALL DENIS LEARY AND GET A(BLEEP) JOB, DAD.

>> Jon: I NEEDED MOREFLEXIBILITY, THAT'S ALL IT WAS.

>> I ADMIRE WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

YOU'RE GOING OUT, TEN EMMYS,RIGHT?

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Jon: BUT HERE'S THE THINGI KNOW I'LL NEVER GET AGAIN, AND

YOU WORKED IN ORGANIZATIONS,I'LL NEVER FIND A GROUP OF

PEOPLE LIKE THIS AGAIN.

>> NO.

>> Jon: I'LL NEVER FIND ACOLLABORATION LIKE THIS, I'LL

NEVER FIND WRITERS AND PRODUCERSAND ALL THOSE PEOPLE, I KNOW

THAT AND HAD TO MAKE PEACE WITHTHAT.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

THE WHOLE THING WAS, WHENYOU HAVE A GROUP LIKE THIS, WHEN

YOU DO SOMETHING YOU KNOW YOUWILL NEVER BE AS GOOD AS

SOMETHING AS YOU WERE AT THIS,YOU HAVE TO MAKE PEACE WITH IT.

AND I'VE MADE PEACE.

>> I ALSO KNOW YOU WELL ENOUGHTO KNOW THAT THINKING ABOUT ALL

THE PEOPLE WHO WORK HERE ANDWHETHER THEY WOULD STILL HAVE

JOBS WAS A BIG THING TO YOU, ANDTHEY DO.

>> Jon: AND THEY DO.

>> THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING, CAN ISTILL COME ON THE SHOW WHEN

TREVOR IS THE HOST?

>> Jon: I'LL BE HONEST WITH YOU,AND I SAY THIS, AND THIS ISN'T--

I DON'T THINK HE'S CRAZY ABOUTIRISH PEOPLE.

(LAUGHTER)

AND IF HE IS, YOU WOULDN'T BETHE ONE I'D START HIM WITH.

"SEX & DRUGS & ROCK & ROLL!"

DENIS LEARY!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)♪♪

>> Jon: THAT'S OUR SHOW.

BEFORE WE GO, I WANT TO TELL YOUSOMETHING.

ONE OF THE GREAT PLEASURES OFTHIS SHOW IS HAVING A PULPIT TO

INTRODUCE AN AUDIENCE TO BOOKS ICARE ABOUT, BOOKS I LOVE.

I'M GOING TO MISS THAT.

BEFORE I GO, I'M GOING TO DO ITONE MORE TIME.

I HAVE FOUND THIS BOOK, THISINCREDIBLE YOUNG AUTHOR, HER

NAME IS MY WIFE.

(LAUGHTER)

ACTUALLY, MY WIFE, SHE ACTUALLYWROTE THIS BOOK, IT'S CALLED "DO

UNTO ANIMALS."

IT'S INCREDIBLE ILLUSTRATIONS,BY THIS WOMAN LISEL ASHLOCK.

IT'S ABOUT MY WIFE'S JOURNEYIN FINDING HER PASSION TO WORK

WITH ANIMALS, ABOUT HOW YOU CANIMPROVE YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH

THE ANIMALS IN YOUR HOUSE AND INYOUR YARD.

IT'S INCREDIBLE.

I'VE ALWAYS KNOWN -- LISTEN, I'MSO PROUD, I'VE ALWAYS KNOWN THAT

MY WIFE IS A KINDER AND NICERPERSON THAN I AM.

BUT TO KNOW THAT SHE IS FUNNIERAND A BETTER WRITER?

(LAUGHTER)

I'M NOT GOING TO LIE TO YA,STINGS A LITTLE BIT.

BUT THE BOOK IS CALLED "DO UNTOANIMALS."

IT'S NOT OUT RIGHT NOW, BUT WHENIT COMES OUT, I'M NOT GOING TO

HAVE A SHOW, AND HOLDING IT UPAT HOME, FROM WHAT I UNDERSTAND,

DOESN'T DO (BLEEP).

SO YOU CAN PRE-ORDER IT OR,BETTER YET, MAYBE HEAD DOWN TO

YOUR LOCAL BOOK STORE, MAYBEYOUR INDEPENDENT BOOK STORE, ASK

THEM TO ORDER IT FOR YOU.

IT'S A REMARKABLE, HEARTFELT,FUNNY.

JANE GOODALL SAYS NICE THINGSABOUT IT!

SO I HOPE YOU DO THAT.

ALL THE PROCEEDS GO TO FARMSANCTUARY, WHICH IS A WONDERFUL

ORGANIZATION THAT RESCUES FARMANIMALS AND GIVE THEM THE TYPE

OF LIFE THESE INDIVIDUALSDESERVE.

SO "DO UNTO ANIMALS," GET YOURCOPY NOW.

HERE IT IS, YOUR MOMENT OF ZEN.

>> DONALD HAS LOTS OF SKILLSAND TALENTS THAT MADE HIM AND

MEME AROUND HIM WEALTHY.

THAT'S A GREAT THING.

IT'S NOT NECESSARILY THE SAMESKILLS TRANSFERABLE TO

GOVERNING.

SO YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOWYOU HAVE TO WORK WITH OTHER

PEOPLE.

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