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June 30, 2015 - Jon Hamm

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Conservatives win big in Supreme Court rulings on environmental regulations and the death penalty, Jon sings the news, and Jon Hamm discusses his film "Minions." (21:30)

>> Jon: WELCOME TO "THE DAILYSHOW."

MY NAME IS JON STEWART.

MAN, WE HAVE A GOOD SHOWTONIGHT!

WE HAVE PREPARED A BEAUTIFULPROGRAM.

TONIGHT ON OUR PROGRAM, A YOUNGFELLOW NAMED JON HAMM!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

STAY TUNED.

YOU'RE PROBABLY AWARE, ASREGULAR VIEWERS OF THIS PROGRAM,

THAT LAST WEEK THE SUPREMECOURT COURT HANDED DOWN A COUPLE

OF DECISIONS CONCERNING HEALTHINSURANCE AND THE INSTITUION OF

MATRIMONY THAT CAUSED SOMEWIT IN THE CONSERVATIVE

COMMUNITY TO ACT WITHCONSTERNATION.

>> THESE NINE SUPREME COURTJUSTICES KNOW THEY'RE NOT DOING

WHAT THEY'RE COMPELLED TO DO BYTHE CONSTITUTION.

>> THE SUPREME COURT DECISIONSHAVE BEEN HEARTBREAKING.

>> THEY'RE REWRITING LAWS AT THEBENCH.

>> THESE LEGISLATORS IN ROBES.

>> MIGHT AS WELL GET RID OF THESUPREME COURT AND SAVE MONEY.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Jon: THEN WE WOULD HAVE MONEYTOPAY FOR SOME LIGHTING.

(LAUGHTER)

-- IN THIS STORAGEROOM-SLASH-FIGHT CLUB FACILITY

THE USE TO LET ME LAUNCH MYPRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN.

I'M GONNA LOSE REAL BAD.

PEOPLE DON'T -- THEY'RE NOTINTERESTED.

I DON'T -- I SHOULD HAVE --SHOULD HAVE (BLEEP) TURNED THE

LIGHTS ON.

(LAUGHTER)

I SAY TO YOU, TAKE HEART,YOUNG ROBERT JINDAL!

YOUR TIME IS ACOMING.

>> THE SUPREME COURT DEALING AMAJOR BLOW TO PRESIDENT OBAMA.

>> AFTER A SERIES OF LOSSES,CONSERVATIVES GET A VICTORY AT

THE U.S. SUPREME COURT!

>> Jon: OH!

WHAT DID THEY GET? WHAT DID THEYGET? WHAT DID THE CONSERVATIVES

GETS?

DID THE COURT REAFFIRM AMERICAAS OFFICIALLY AWESOME?

DID THEY DECLARE REAGAN ON ALLOUR CURRENCY?

OH, OH -- CAN THE EAGLES DRIVENOW?

WHAT CONSTITUTES THISCONSERVATIVE VICTORY?

>> TODAY THE UNITED STATESSUPREME COURT RULED THAT A

CONTROVERSIAL DRUG USED INEXECUTIONS DOES NOT VIOLATE THE

CONSTITUTION.

>> THE SUPREME COURT TOSSING OUTTHE ENVIRONMENTAL PROTECTION

AGENCY'S FIRST-EVER RULESREQUIRING POWER PLANTS TO CUT

EMISSIONS OF MERCURY AND OTHERAIR POLLUTANTS.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Jon: CONGRATULATIONS.

(LAUGHTER)

WHAT A GREAT VICTORY.

(LAUGHTER)

SO, YES, GAY PEOPLE HAVE THERIGHT TO MARRY, AND POOR PEOPLE

HAVE THE RIGHT TO INSURANCE,BUT ON THE BRIGHT SIDE,

AMERICANS CAN STILL KILLPRISONERS PAINFULLY AND EVERYONE

ELSE SLOWLY.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

WHAT THE (BLEEP)!

WELL, I GUESS LET'S START WITHTHE STATE-SANCTIONED AGONY CASE.

>> SHORTLY AFTER OKLAHOMA BEGANPUMPING A LETHAL COMBINATION OF

DRUGS INTO THE ARM OF CONVICTEDMURDERER CLAYTON LOCKETT,

SOMETHING WENT WRONG.

DEATH PENALTY OPPONENTS SUEDSAYING THE FIRST OF THREE DRUGS

FAILED TO RENDER HIMUNCONSCIOUS, EXPOSING HIM TO

INTENSE PAIN, CRUEL AND UNUSUALPUNISHMENT.

>> Jon: WHAT'S CRUEL AND UNUSUALANYWAY, REALLY?

I MEAN, FOR INSTANCE, KILLING AMAN BY STARVATION, THAT'S CRUEL.

BUT IS IT UNUSUAL?

ON THE OTHER HAND, KILLING AFELLOW WITH GREAT SEX UNTIL HE

DIES OF EXHAUSTION, VERYUNUSUAL...

BUT NOT THAT CRUEL.

(APPLAUSE)

YOU REALLY HAVE TO CHECK THECRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT

MATRIX.

(LAUGHTER)

THE SWEET SPOT IS SOMEWHERE --

TORN APART BY CLOWNS?

THAT IS (BLEEP).

(LAUGHTER)

YOU REALLY CAN'T BE TORN APARTBY CLOWNS.

BUT THE COURT ISN'T JUST THEFAVOR OF AMERICANS BEING ABLE TO

POISON PRISONERS, THE COURT ISIN FAVOR OF POISONING EVERYBODY.

>> THE REVERSAL LAST WEEKDEALING A BLOW TO PRESIDENT

OBAMA.

>> THIS WAS A BIG VICTORY FORPRIVATE INDUSTRY IN GENERAL.

>> THIS A RARE WIN FOR THE COALINDUSTRY.

>> A MAJOR WIN FOR THE ENERGYINDUSTRY.

>> COAL STOCKS ARE UP.

>> IT'S A VICTORY FOR BUSINESS.

>> Jon: GOODIE.

YOU SEEM REALLY GIDDYABOUT THE VICTORY.

YOU KNOW THE LOSING TEAM IN THATGAME WAS -- LUNGS.

YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT?

I DON'T CARE IF IT (BLEEP)LUNGS, BUSINESS RULES.

(LAUGHTER)

FOR MORE ON THE LATEST COURTRULINGS WE GO TO KLEPPER IN

WASHINGTON, D.C.!

JORDAN!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

YEAH!

YEAH!

OH, MAN!

WE DID IT, JOHN!

HIGH FIVE ME, BRO!

>> Jon: YOU'RE 200 MILE AWAY, ICAN'T HIGH FIVE YOU.

BUT YOU'RE STILL RIDING A HIGHFROM THAT LAST WEEK'S MARRIAGE

EQUALITY RULING, VERY NICE.

>> JORDAN: WHAT?

NO!

I'M CELEBRATING YESTERDAY'S HUGEWINS FOR BIG ENERGY AND BIG

PAINFUL EXECUTION.

HEY, AMERICA, HOW ABOUT A LETHALINJECTION OF CONSTITUTION JUICE!

MY INSIDES ARE BURNING WITHPRIDE.

CHEST BUMP ME, BRO!

>> Jon: I CAN'T, I'M -- I'M FARAWAY FROM YOU.

DON'T KNOW WHAT'SWORSE, YOUR SENSE OF SPATIAL

RELATIONS OR YOUR IDEA OFJUSTICE.

>> JON, JON. AFTER A WEEK OFFINDING OUT WHAT MARRIAGE IS AND

GIVING OUT HEALTH CARE, THESUPREME COURT BROUGHT JUSTICE

BACK TO AMERICA.

REMEMBER AMERICA?

THE PLACE WHERE BIG BUSINESSWINS, IT'S A LITTLE HARD TO

BREATHE AND WE GET TO DECIDE HOWTO SUPER PINEFULLY DECIDE YOUR

DEATH.

THAT'S THE COUNTRY I'M PROUD TOFLY ME CONFEDERATE FLAG OVER.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Jon: JORDAN, YOU KNOW THATCONFEDERATE FLAG THING,

THAT'S NOT COOL ANYMORE.

>> OH, I'M SOWWY.

DOES MY PRO-SLAVERY,ANTI-AMERICAN WACISM FLAG OFFEND

YOUR DEWICATE P.C.SENSIBIWITIES?

>> Jon: I DON'T REALLY KNOW IFIT 'S A P.C. SENSIBILITIES

THING --

>> YES IT IS!

LOOK, YOU CAN'T SAY ALL"ALL MEXICANS ARE RAPISTS"

WITHOUT GETTING YOUR BEAUTYPAGEANT PULLED FROM A MAJOR

NETWORK ANYMORE.

>> Jon: THEY'RE CLAMPING DOWNON FREE SPEECH WITH THAT ONE.

>> YOU GET IT! YOU'RE NOT OF ONEOF THOSE "I GET IT" JEWS.

I'VE ALL BUT LOST MY FAITH INTHIS COUNRTY.

STORM CLOUDS WERE GATHERING --UNTIL YESTERDAY WHEN FIVE

SUPREME BEINGS SHOWED MY ASILVER LINING, WHICH ACTUALLY

TURNED OUT TO BE A MERCURY-BASEDUNDERCOATING.

POINT IS, THE AMERICA I LOVEISN'T SLIPPING AWAY.

THERE'S PROOF EVERYWHERE YOULOOK.

>> McDONALD'S IS BEEFING UPONE OF ITS BURGERS.

THE FAST FOOD CHAIN IS COMINGOUT WITH A BIGGER QUARTER

POUNDER PATTY NEXT MONTH.

>> BOOM!

YOU DEFIND MARRIAGE BUT [BLEEP]YOU BECAUSE WE'RE REDEFINING

HOW MUCH A QUARTER POUNDWEIGHS!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT WETHINK OF NEXT!

HEY, WHAT'S AN OIL-RICH NATIONWE CAN START A WAR WITH?

>> Jon: NORWAY?

DONE.

WE'RE COMING FOR YOU, YOU PASTY,FJORD-HAVING MOTHER (BLEEP)ERS!

YEE-HAW!

YEE -- (COUGHING VIOLENTLY)

>> Jon: JORDAN, ARE YOU OKAY?

IT'S JUST THE MERCURY SHUTTINGMY LUNGS DOWN.

JON, I NEED YOU TO GIVE ME CPR.

>> Jon: BUT I'M SO FAR AWAY!

IT CAN ONLY BE DONE BY YOU, INEED YOU.

>> Jon: CAN'T YOU FIND SOMEONECLOSER?

>> IT CAN ONLY BE YOU!

I NEED THOSE TINY HANDS ON MYCHEST AND THOSE SOFT JERSEY LIPS

ON MY MOUTH!

>> Jon: YOU KNOW WHAT.

BECAUSE I LIKE YOU, KID, I'MCOMIN' FOR YA, BUDDY!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

(COUGHING VIOLENTLY)

♪ SWEET LAND OF MERCURY

♪ AND LEATHAL --

>> Jon: DON'T LEAVE ME,KLEPPER!

DON'T LEAVE ME, BOY!

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

YOU'RE GOING DOWN!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Jon: WELCOME BACK TO THESHOW.

WE'VE SPENT A LOT OF TIME THISPAST WEEK ON ISSUES THAT DIVIDE

US AS A NATION.

BUT I'D LIKE TO TURN NOW TOSOMETHING ESSENTIAL AND

PERMANENT THAT STANDS OUTSIDETHE DAILY STRIFE AND JIGGERY

POKERY OF OUR LIVES.

I'M REFERRING, OF COURSE, TOTEA.

IT'S A HUMBLE HANDFUL OF LEAVES,SOME BORING OLD WATER STRAIGHT

FROM THE TAP.

BUT PUT THEM TOGETHER, ANDSOMETHING MAGICAL HAPPENS.

SO IF YOU'RE WILLING, I'D LIKETO TAKE YOU ON A JOURNEY OF

APPRECIATION THROUGH THE WORLDOF HIGH-END LOOSELEAF TEAS.

I'D LIKE TO BEGIN WITH OOLONGTEA --

>> JON, IF I COULD INTERRUPT FORJUST A SECOND...

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Jon: JON HAMM?

HEY, HERE'S WHAT I LIKEABOUT YOU.

YOU'RE THE ONLY OTHER PERSON ONTV WHO SPELLS JON CORRECTLY.

>> OH MY GOD!

"JON" WITH AN H?

IT'S AN ABOMINATION.

>> Jon: AN ABOMINATION.

YOU'RE A LITTLE EARLY, BUT IFYOU'D LIKE TO COME ON OVER,

I'LL GET ANOTHER CUP OF TEA.

>> I'M ACTUALLY NOT HERE FORTEA.

I HAVE BEEN WATCHING YOU FOR 16LONG, LONG YEARS AND THERE'S ONE

THAT NOBODY REALLY TALKSABOUT.

>> Jon: WHAT'S THAT?

YOUR VOICE, JON.

YOUR GLORIOUS VOICE.

IT'S LIKE BETTE MIDLER, BARBARASTREISAND AND LUCIANO

PAVAROTTI HAD A THREESOME, ANDTHEN GAVE BIRTH TO THE PERFECT

SET OF VOCAL CORDS -- YOURS.

>> Jon: OH, STOP IT...

(CHEERING)

>> SO TONIGHT, WE CELEBRATEWHAT YOU'VE REALLY WANTED ALL

ALONG... TO TEACH THE WORLD TOSING.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

♪ WELCOME TO "THE DAILY SHOW"

♪ I'M JON STEWART

♪ DON'T GO CHASING WATER FOUNDON MARS♪

♪ IF YOU LIKE PINA COLADAS

♪ SODOMY PARTY

♪ HEALTH CARE REFORM

♪ MY MOMS AND MY DADS WENT ON A VACATION ♪

♪ FROM THE WESTERN WINGS TO THECRAWFORD RANCH♪

♪ KARL ROVE DESTROYED THEEXECUTIVE RANCH ♪

♪ CAN'T A GIRL GET A WET WIPE!

♪ WHEN IT'S TIME TO CHANGE

♪ COO BUYIA, MY LORD

♪ SABATOGE!

♪ I LIKE BIG BUCKS AND I CANNOTLIE.

♪ YOU OTHER BROTHERS CAN'TDENY♪

♪ THE POPE

♪ JUST A LITTLE BIT

♪ THE POPE IS ON THE CORNER

♪ IN NEW YORK

♪ LET IT GO!

♪ THE HILLS ARE ALIVE

♪ I JUST VOTED YAY ON JUDGESONIA♪

♪ WELL, HELLO...

♪ PAPA, CAN YOU HEAR ME

♪ BOOBIES

♪ EVERYTHING'S COMING UP ROSES

♪ LOOKS LIKE WE MADE IT

♪ CLANG, CLANG, CLANG WITH THEHEALTH CARE ♪

♪ LET'S TALK ABOUT SCA-A-BIES

♪ TRANS-VAGINAL ULTRASOUND

♪ WAR IS OVER TIMES WE SCREWUP♪

♪ TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS

♪ SOMETIMES WE SCREW UP

♪ HOLD ON

♪ IT WAS A VERY GOOD --

♪ OW!

♪ I THINK I'M TURNING JAPANESE

♪ NO, NO NO

♪ WE GOT TO PLEASE HER, TEASEHER ♪

♪ AMERICA

♪ (BLEEP)

♪ AHHHH!

♪ (BLEEP)

♪ (SCREAMING)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> WOW.

WOW.

JON, I CAN HONESTLY SAYNOTHING ON THIS EARTH PRODUCES A

SOUND QUITE LIKE YOURS --

(TEAPOT SCREAMING)

OH, WOW. YOU KNOW, I STANDCORRECTED.

THERE IT IS.

>> Jon: WE'LL BE BACK,EVERYBODY.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Jon: WELCOME BACK!

OH, THIS GUY HAS A FILM COMINGOUT, IT'S CALLED "MINIONS."

>> LET'S DO THIS!

>> LOOK! LOOK, HERB.

>> WHO'S THIS HANDSOME HERBFELLOW?

NO, MY NAME IS BLURB.

I'M A DUNGION MASTER.

PREPARE FOR TORTURE, WHICH I DO!

ALL RIGHT, ARE WE COMFY?

DOESN'T MATTER, THIS IS TORTURE!

(SCREAMING)

>> WOW, HARDER THAN I THOUGHT.

>> Jon: JOIN BACK TO THEPROGRAM JON HAMM!

♪ ♪

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

HAVE A SEAT, YOUNG MAN!

THANK YOU, SIR!

>> Jon: NOW, I'M NOT GONNA GIVEAWAY --

HERE'S WHAT I HOPE THIS MOVIE ISABOUT --

>> OKAY.

>> Jon: NINE JEWISH MEN --

(LAUGHTER)

-- LOOKING FOR A TENT --

>> YES.

>> Jon: SO THEY MAY CELEBRATESHABBOS.

>> AND YOU WOULD HAVE THOUGHTTHEY WOULD HAVE SPELLED IT

CORRECTLY.

>> Jon: BUT THEY DIDN'T!

>> THEY DIDN'T. IT WOULD'VE BEENM-I-N-Y-A-N.

>> Jon: THE MINYANS.

TELL ME THAT'S NOT A GOOD ROADMOVIE.

>> COME ON.

>> Jon: TRY TO FIND THE MINYANS!

"MINIONS"!

>> I'M NOT SAYING --

NOT FOR NOTHING, YOU'RE GOINGTO HAVE FREE TIME ON YOUR HAND.

>> Jon: I'M GONNA HAVE NOTHINGBUT FREE TIME.

I WILL BE THE DESIGNATEDMINYAN-MAKER.

>> THERE YOU GO.

>> Jon: I WILL BE THE GUY GOINGAROUND TO NINE GROUPS OF JEWISH

PEOPLE GOING --

>> WHAT, YOU NEED A TENTH? I'MHERE.

YOU WANT TO PLAY?

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

>> YOU HAVE A BRIEFCASE THATLIGHTS UP FROM THE INSIDE, HAS

ALL YOUR STUFF.

>> Jon: BOOM, I'M THE MINIONMAN. I JUST GO AROUND.

I WOULD LIKE THAT VERY MUCH.

>> GREAT.

>> Jon: THERE ARE MANY THINGSI WOULD LIKE TO DO.

LET ME ASK YOU, WHAT WOULD YOUDO IF YOU WERE ME.

YOU'RE ALWAYS WORKING.

IF YOU HAVE NOTHING BUT TIME,WHAT'S IN THE HAMM BUCKET LIST?

>> I WOULD GO PLACES.

>> Jon: ALL RIGHT.

>> WHAT, YOU DON'T WANT TO GOPLACES?

>> Jon: NO, SOMETIMES THEFOOD, IT'S DIARRHEA.

IT'S THE WHOLETHING -- WHEREWOULD YOU GO?

>> YOU COULD BRING FOOD --

I WOULD GO TO CIVILIZED PLACES,DON'T GET ME WRONG.

I WOULDN'T GO OFF THE GRID.

>> Jon: WHERE'S A PLACE YOUWOULD GO THAT YOU HAVEN'T BEEN?

>> ALL OF SCANDINAVIA, I'VENEVER BEEN.

AND I'VE NEVER BEEN NORTH OF THEARCTIC CIRCLE.

I WANT TO SEE THE NORTHERNLIGHTS.

YOU KNOW, THE ICELAND.

>> Jon: YOU LOOKOUT DOORSY.

YOU'RE LIKE A BEAR GRYLLS GUY.

>> WHY WOULND'T YOU WANNA?

TAKE BEAR WITH YA.

>> Jon: DO YOU THINK BEAR WOULDGO WITH WITH ME?

DOES HE COUNT AS A MINION?

>> I BELIEVE SO!

>> Jon: I'VE NEVER BEEN TOSCANDINAVIA EITHER.

I'VE NEVER TRAVELED MUCH OFANYWHERE.

I HAVE BEEN TO BUFFALO LIKEEIGHT TIMES.

>> SEE! YOU AND ME.

SCANDINAVIA.

>> Jon: IS THERE A TIME OFYEAR WHEN IT'S MORE TEMPERATE.

>> I'M THINKING NOW.

>> Jon: IT'S ALL LIGHTS NOW.LIKE IF WE GO, IT'S ALL LIGHT

AND THERE'S NEVER DARKNESS.

AND WE WOULD ONLY HAVE TO REALLYDRIVE OURSELVES MENTALLY

INSANE STAYING UP ALL NIGHT.

THAT WOULD BE FINE.

>> TWO JONS, HITTING THE ROAD,GOING TO SCANDINAVIA.

>> Jon: RIGHT AFTER THE SHOW TOFIND EIGHT JEWS AND TO PRAY.

THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO,THAT'S WHAT WE'LL FIND OUT.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW?

THE MINIONS THING, MY KIDS --

>> THEY'LL PROBABLY BE INTO IT.

>> Jon: THEY'RE BONKERS FORIT.

THEY'RE 19 AND 18.

>> THEN THEY'LL DEFINITELY BEINTO IT.

>> Jon: THEY SMOKE A LOT OFDOPE.

>> THAT'S WHERE IT'S AT.

>> Jon: THERE IS VERY FEWTHINGS THAT COME ON THAT GET

THEIR ATTENTION.

>> I THINK THESE LITTLE MINIONSARE SCIENTIFICALLY DESIGNED TO

BE APPEALING TO CHILDREN, ANDNOT ONLY CHILDREN BUT ADULTS.

I THINK THE REASON THEY'REAPPEALING TO ADULTS IS BECAUSE

THEY LOOK LIKE CAPSULES, THEYLOOK LIKE PILLS.

SO PEOPLE ARE LIKE, OH, I'M USEDTO THAT.

>> Jon: I GET THAT.

YOU KNOW WHAT MOVIE I WANT TOSEE?

THE XANAX MOVIE.

>> XANAX, XANAX -- WHAT'S ITCALLED -- OXYCONTIN.

THAT'S A GREAT MOVIE.

>> Jon: YOU'RE ON TO SOMETHING.

I BET THEY DESIGNED THE (BLEEP)OUT OF THAT.

THEY TESTED, THAT'S TOOPOINTY --

>> NO, YOU WANT THEM ROUND,MARGINALLY SQUISHY --

(LAUGHTER)

>> Jon: IN MANY WAYS, THEYDID DESIGN IT LIKE CHILDREN'S

CRACK, LIKE IT'S SOMETHING THATJUST GOES --

>> I'M GOING TO GET IN SO MUCHTROUBLE FROM UNIVERSAL FOR

THIS.

>> Jon: YOU KNOW WHAT THEY'REDOING AT UNIVERSAL WITH YOU

TALKING LIKE THAT?

YES.

(LAUGHTER)

>> TALK TO ME MORE ABOUTTHIS CHILDREN'S CRACK.

(LAUGHTER)

WE WOULD LIKE TO WORK ON THEOTHER MINIONS MOVIE ABOUT THE

JEWS.

NO, NO, LET'S GO WITH THATCHILDREN'S CRACK STORY.

>> Jon: YOU THINK IF THEY DIDTHE MOVIE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT,

THEY'D REDESIGN THE JEWS SO THEYWOULD BE MORE APPEALING?

>> THEY WOULD BE MORE ROUNDER,MORE SQUISHY AND MARGINALLY MORE

YELLOW.

>> Jon: WE'D END UP LIKECARTOON KNISH'S --

(HUMMING)

>> Jon: YOU'RE AT LEAST --

DOES THAT WORK? IS THAT THEAPPLE THING?

>> YEAH.

WANT TO SEE WHAT'S HAPPENEDRECETNTLY.

>> Jon: DO YOU GET NEWS ON IT?

ROBERT CARLOCK SENT ME A TEXT.

>> Jon: IS THAT TRUE? WHILE YOUWERE ONE TH ESHOW?

DID HE KNOW YOU WERE ON THESHOW?

>> YEAH.

>> Jon: CAN YOU TEXT HIM BACK?IS IT PERSONAL OR --

>> NO, WE'RE GOING TO WATCH THEWOMEN'S WORLD CUP GAME AFTER

THIS.

(APPLAUSE)

I MEAN BEFORE THIS IS AIRING.

>> Jon: LET ME ASK YOU THIS.

HOW MUCH OF A CHANCEDO YOU THINK THEY HAVE AGAINST

GERMANY? BECAUSE THAT TEAM IS --

>> WE'RE GOING TO WIN!

>> Jon: ...DO YOU NEED TO ANSWERTHAT?

YOU NEED TO ANSWER IT.

I'M WORRIED IT'S GOING TO BLOWUP.

ANSWER IT!

>> IT'S NOT GONNA BLOW UP.

THE MORE IMPORTANT THING ISWE'RE GOING TO BEAT GERMANY.

>> Jon: WE WERE TALKINGEARLIER -- ARE YOU FROM AMERICA?

THE YOUNG LADY UP THERE IS FROMCHILE -- OH, FROM COLOMBIA.

HER BOYFRIEND IS FROM CHILE, ANDHE IS -- HE'S ROOTING FOR

COLOMBIA.

>> WE BEAT COLOMBIA IN THEPREVIOUS ROUND.

(AUDIENCE MEMBER TALKING)

COLOMBIA HAD A LOT OF BIG WORDSFOR THE U.S. TEAM.

>> Jon: THAT WAS THE WOMEN'STEAM. THIS IS A MEN'S.

OH, NOW SHE'S GETTING INTROUBLE, SORRY ABOUT THAT.

(LAUGHTER)

SO YOU BELIEVE GERMANY -- YOUSAY THE U.S. CAN TAKE THEM.

>> YES.

>> Jon: THEY'RE VERYDIFFICULT.

I BELIEVE IN THE U.S. WOMEN BUTTHAT'S GOING TO BE A TOUGH GAME.

>> DO YOU BELIEVE IN U.S. WOMENIN GENERAL OR JUST THE TEAM?

(CHEERING)

BECAUSE THE CORRECT ANSWERIS BOTH.

>> Jon: I BELIEVE THE CORRECTANSWER IS "MINIONS"!

"MINIONS" IS OUT ON JULY 10?

>> YES.

>> Jon: AND YOU CAN SEE JON HAMMIN THE ARCTIC --

-- LOOKING FOR THE NORTHERNLIGHTS WITH ME.

JON HAMM, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Jon: THAT'S OUR SHOW!

JOIN US TOMORROW NIGHT AT 11:00.

TOMORROW NIGHT AT 11:00 BY, THEWAY, I BELIEVE OUR GUEST SENATOR

KIRSTEN GILLIBRAND WILL BEJOINING US, SO YOU CAN TUNE INTO

THAT.

RIGHT NOW, YOUR MOMENT OS ZEN.

>> WHEN I HEAR THE MEDIA SAY OURCOUNTRY IS ANGRY, I KNOW THEY'RE

WRONG.

LAST YEAR I WENT TO 37 DIFFERENTSTATES ACROSS THIS COUNTRY IN

ONE YEAR.

I MET PEOPLE IN EVERY CORNER OFAMERICA, AND THEY ARE NOT ANGRY.

AMERICANS ARE NOT ANGRY.

AMERICANS ARE FILLED WITHANXIETY.

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