June 5, 2014 - Tom Cruise

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Gun rights activists in Texas start carrying rifles in public, Michael Che and Jordan Klepper give tips on proper gun etiquette, and Tom Cruise chats about "Edge of Tomorrow."

>> Jon: WELCOME TO "THE DAILYSHOW."

MY NAME IS JON STEWART. WE'VEGOT A PROGRAM FOR YOU TONIGHT!

OUR PROGRAM TONIGHT,LET ME TELL YOU THIS,

OUR PROGRAM TONIGHT IS VERYSPECIAL, SPECTACULAR.

FIRST OF ALL, FROM THE NEW FILM"EDGE OF TOMORROW," WE HAVE A

TALENTED YOUNG ACTOR NAME OFTHOMAS CRUISE! THOMAS CRUISE.

I BELIEVE HE GOES BY TOM.(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

HE'LL BE JOINING US IN A LITTLEBIT.

BUT BEFORE THAT, TONIGHT I WANTTO BEGIN WITH GUNS.

(APPLAUSE)(LAUGHTER)

ALRIGHT. THIS MAY BE A BIT OF ANUPHILL SLOG. LET'S BEGIN WITH

GUNS. BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA,AND EVERYTHING BEGINS -- AND

SOMETIMES ENDS -- WITH GUNS.

>> WALKING IN TO A CONVENIENCESTORE WITH A RIFLE, ORDERING A

LATTE WITH A LONG GUN.

IT'S ALL PART OF A PROTEST BYTHE GROUP OPEN CARRY TEXAS.

THEY ADVOCATE FOR GUN RIGHTSWITH AN IN-YOUR-FACE STYLE THAT

IS PERFECTLY LEGAL IN THE LONESTAR STATE.

>> I'M ABOUT TO SHOW YOU HOW TOGET A SLURPEE WITH AN AK-47.

(LAUGHTER)>> Jon: AND THEN AFTER THAT A

SLIGHTLY USED BMW WITH THE CARALREADY RUNNING AND THE DRIVER

ALREADY IN IT.

NOW OBVIOUSLY, THE GENTLEMANISN'T ROBBING THE 7-11 -- BY THE

WAY, OBVIOUS TO US IN HINDSIGHT(LAUGHTER)

THE POINT IS, WORKING THEOVERNIGHT AT 7-11 ISN'T ALREADY

(BLEEP) ENOUGH THAT

SOMEWHERE BETWEEN EMPTYING OUTWHATEVER IT IS THAT COAGULATES

UNDER THE ROLLING HOT DOG TRAYAND CARDING SMOKERS, NOW YOU'VE

GOT TO DEAL WITH AN AK CARRYINGCONSTITUTION ABSOLUTEST

PERFORMANCE ARTIST IN A TRILBY,WHICH IS A HAT THAT SOMEHOW

COMBINES THE DOUCHEY-EST PART OFFEDORA AND A PORK THIGH.

ANYWAY --(LAUGHTER)

(APPLAUSE)AND THIS GUNSPLOSION IS

HAPPENING AT ESTABLISHMENTS ALLACROSS THE LONE STAR STATE.

>> LAST MONTH, A LOCAL CHAPTEROF THE GUN RIGHTS ADVOCACY GROUP

OPEN CARRY TEXAS TRIED TO EAT AMEAL AT THIS CHILI'S WHILE

CARRYING THEIR WEAPONS.

(LAUGHTER)>> Jon: HOW DID THE PATRONS

RESPOND?

THEY'RE AT A CHILI'S, SOOBVIOUSLY THEY'RE NOT THAT

CONCERNED ABOUT THEIR HEALTH.

BUT ARE THEY PREPARED TO DEALWITH LETHAL THREATS THAT AREN'T

SMOTHERED IN CHEESE, PORK ANDRANCH DRESSING?

PORK CHACHOS! WE SHOVED AWHEEL OF GOUDA UP A PIG'S

ASS, FRIED IT IN MAYONAISE ANDDROPPED IT OFF A ROOF INTO A

COMPOST HEAP OF OLD POTATOES.

PORKCHACHOS. DO YAFEEL LUCKY, PUNK?

>> WE'RE HAPPY TO SEAT YOU ANDFEED YOU, YOU JUST HAVE TO LEAVE

YOUR FIREARMS OUTSIDE.

>> AT LEAST ONE PATRON BECAMEUPSET.

>> THERE'S CHILDREN HERE ANDYOU'RE A DUMB ASS.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Jon: I THINK SHE'S INTO

YOU! GET HER DIGITS.

THE POINT IS, THESE OPEN CARRYDEMONSTRATIONS DREW A LOT OF

ATTENTION, INCLUDE FROM THE OPENCARRY DEATH STAR ITSELF THEN.R.A.

>> THE NATION'S MOST VOCAL GUNADVOCACY GROUP CONDEMNED THE

ACTIVISTS SAYING USING GUNSMERELY TO DRAW ATTENTION TO

YOURSELF IN PUBLICNOT ONLY DEFIES

COMMON SENSE, IT SHOWS A LACK OFCONSIDERATION AND MANNERS.

>> Jon: ONCE AGAIN, THE N.R.A.

BLINDLY -- WAIT WHAT?

THAT SOUNDED VAGUELY REASONABLE!

(LAUGHTER)WILL OPEN CARRY LISTEN?

>> ON MONDAY, OPEN CARRY TEXASTHREATENED TO WITHDRAW ITS

SUPPORT FOR THE N.R.A. AND, TOUNDERSCORE THAT POINT, IT POSTED

A PHOTO OF AN N.R.A. MEMBERSHIPCARD CUT UP.

>> Jon: OPEN CARRY, I DON'TWANT TO TELL YOU HOW TO DO YOUR

BUSINESS, BUT YOU'RE SITTING ONA BUNKER FULL OF ASSAULT RIFLES

AND YOU USE SCISSORS? THAT'S HOWYOU'RE GOING TO DO THAT?

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)SHOULDN'T THAT NRA CARD HAVE A

HOLE THROUGH IT SOMEWHERE?

WHERE'S YOUR SENSE OF SYMBOLISMPLEASE?

WELL, GUESS WHAT, BUDDIES?

IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOUINSTAGRAMED YOUR LITTER TO THE

N.R.A. -- IT'S IS THE N.R.A.!

THEY STAND THEIR GROUND!

>> THE TRUTH IS AN ALERT WENTOUT THAT REFERRED TO THIS TYPE

OF BEHAVIOR AS WEIRD OR SOMEHOWNOT NORMAL, AND THAT WAS A

MISTAKE.

IT SHOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED.

THE TRUTH IS -- AND I'LL BECRYSTAL CLEAR -- THE NATIONAL

RIFLE ASSOCIATION SUPPORTS OPENCARRY.

>> Jon: WOW.

EVERYONE IS SCARED OF GUN NUTS.

EVEN OTHER GUN NUTS.

(LAUGHTER)GUN NUTS -- THAT'S FUNNY!

GUN NUTS ARE FUNNY!

(APPLAUSE)(LAUGHTER)

WHAT IF YOU GOT GUN NUTS FOR ANEW GUN?

(LAUGHTER)YEAH, AS THEY GET OLDER -- WHAT

WERE WE TALKING ABOUT?

YOU KNOW, THE ONE GROUP THAT WEHAVEN'T HEARD FROM IN THIS

SCENARIO ARE THE PEOPLE WHOWITNESS THESE OPEN CARRY

DEMONSTRATIONS, HOW DO THEYFEEL?

>> IT SCARED ME JUST SEEING THEMOUT THERE.

THEY HAVE GUNS.

I DON'T KNOW IF THEY KNOW HOW TOUSE IT.

I DON'T KNOW IF THEY HAVE BADINTENTIONS.

>> Jon: THAT IS A GOOD POINT.

YOU AS AN OPEN CARRY GUY MAYKNOW YOU'RE A GOOD GUY WITH A

GUN, BUT MEMBERS OF THE NATIONALEVERYBODY ELSE ASSOCIATION, THEY

HAVE NO IDEA.

KIND OF WHY THE POLICE WEARUNIFORMS.

SO THEY DON'T HAVE TO SPENDTHEIR ENTIRE DAY GOING,

"EVERYBODY IT'S OK!

I'M A GOOD GUY!

STOP RUNNING!"

(LAUGHTER)SO WHEN YOU GO INTO THESE PLACES

OPEN CARRYING, CLEARLY OTHERPEOPLE FEEL THREATENED.

WHAT ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO DO?

>> PEOPLE ARE GOING TO BEALARMED, AND THEY'RE ENTITLED TO

THEIR OWN FEELINGS.

(LAUGHTER)>> Jon: AND, SO, WE HAVE

ARRIVED AT OUR DESTINATION.

WHERE THE N.R.A. HAS PUT US INSOMEWHAT OF A QUANDARY, A

CONUNDRUM, A PICKLE.

BY THE WAY, TRY TO PICKLECONUNDRUMS AND CHILES, THEY

TAKE ALL THE PORKCHACHOS YOUDIDN'T EAT SOAK THEM IN CHEESE

BRINE, SEDATE YOU ANDFORCE THE MIXTURE THROUGH A

CATHETER IN YOUR PEE HOLE(LAUGHTER)

IT'S CALLED THE DEVIL'SAPPETIZER AND IT'S $4.95!

ARBY'S, YOU'RE OFF THE HOOK.

(LAUGHTER)(APPLAUSE)

THE N.R.A. HERE'S WHERE WE ARE,THE N.R.A.

AND THE OPEN CARRY FOLKS SUPPORTTHE RIGHT TO CARRY WEAPONS

WHEREVER YOU WANT, EVEN IF THOSEWEAPONS ARE GOING TO TERRIFY

EVERYONE AROUND YOU.

HERE'S WHAT ELSE THEY SUPPORT.

>> THE ONLY THING THAT STOPS ABAD GUY WITH A GUN IS A GOOD GUY

WITH A GUN.

>> Jon: SEE WHERE WE ARE?

WE HAVE A MEXICAN STANDOFFHERE.

WELL, A TEX-MEXICAN REALLY. WEARE AT THE INTERSECTION OF OPEN

CARRY ROAD AND STANDYOUR GROUND PLACE.

HERE'S WHERE WE ARE.

>> THIS IS LEGAL. IF YOU WANT TODO THIS, YOU CAN.

IF YOU DON'T USE YOUR RIGHTS,YOU'LL LOSE THEM.

>> IT SCARES PEOPLE TO SEE ABUNCH OF GUYS WITH HUGE GUNS.

>> STAND YOUR GROUND.

WHAT THAT LAW SAYS IS IF YOU'REACTING IN REASONABLE BELIEF OF

FEAR OF GREAT BODILY INJURY ORDEATH, THEN YOU'RE ALLOWED TO

RESPOND TO THAT WITH DEADLYFORCE.

>> THIS DUTY TO RETREAT MAYSOUND FINE IN AN IVY LEAGUE

COCKTAIL PARTY, BUT IT DOESN'TWORK VERY WELL IN THE REAL WORLD

OF CRIME VICTIMS.

SO WHAT THE (BLEEP) ARE WESUPPOSED TO DO NOW!

ACCORDING TO THE N.R.A.'S BASICPRINCIPLES, YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO

CARRY A WEAPON THAT MAY CAUSE AREASONABLE PERSON TO BELIEVE

THEY ARE IN DANGER OF GREATBODILY INJURY, AND THEY HAVE A

RIGHT, IF THEY FEEL THAT WAY, TORESPOND WITH DEADLY FORCE!

IT'S A PERPETUAL VIOLENCEMACHINE!

IT'S GUN FIGHT AT THE GOLDENCORRAL!

WAIT A MINUTE...

THIS ISN'T AN ARGUMENT ABOUTFREEDOM AT ALL, IS IT?

THIS WHOLE THING'S A [BEEP]BUSINESS PLAN FOR ARMS DEALERS!

SON OF A -- WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

WELCOME BACK! NOW, AS WEMENTIONED EARLIER IN THE

PROGRAM, THE N.R.A. BRIEFLY HADA PROBLEM WITH THE CONCEPT

OF BRING YOUR OWN GUN TO SOMEONEELSE'S WORK DAY, NOT

BECAUSE IT'S DANGEROUS BUTBECAUSE IT MIGHT BE PERCEIVED

AS BAD MANNERS, A BREACH OF OPENCARRY DECORUM, IF YOU WILL.

IMPOLITE. WELL, WE WANT TO HELPHERE.

SO, HERE ARE MICHAELCHE AND JORDAN KLEPPER

WITH SECOND AMENDMENTDOS AND DON'TS.

>> HI THERE, NOW WHEN YOU BRINGYOUR GUN TO A RESTAURANT, DO

CALMLY INFORM THE OTHERPATRONS THAT YOU ARE

THERE JUST TO EAT AND NOTTO SHOOT ANYONE.

>> AND WHEN YOU BRING YOUR GUNTO A RESTAURANT, DON'T BE BLACK!

BECAUSE EVEN IF YOU TELL THEMYOU'RE NOT GOING TO SHOOT,

THEY'RE PROBABLY NOT GOING TOBELIEVE YOU.

(LAUGHTER)>> WHEN TRYING TO GET YOUR

WAITRESS' ATTENTION, REMEMBER,DON'T SHOOT INTO THE CEILING,

JUST POINT AT THE CEILING,GENTLY WAVE IT IN A CIRCULAR

MOTION AND, REMEMBER,TURN ON YOUR LASER SIGHT

BECAUSE THAT'S HOWSHE'LL SEE YOU.

>> DON'T CARRY A GUN IF YOU'REBLACK, OKAY?

OR ANYTHING THAT LOOKS LIKE AGUN.

DON'T EVEN CARRY GUM!

IT SOUNDS TOO MUCH LIKE GUN!

>> DO BE A GENTLEMAN, HOLD THEDOOR OPEN FOR A LADY WITH THE

MUZZLE OF YOUR AR-15.NOT THE BUTT, OK?

JUST REMEMBER THE RHYME, DON'TBE A NUT, IT'S MUZZLE NOT BUTT.

>> AND REMEMBER THIS RHYME, IFYOU'RE BLACK, DON'T TRY ANY OF

THIS (BLEEP).

ALRIGHT?

THIS IS FOR WHITE PEOPLE.

>> DO KEEP SEVERAL COPIES OF THEBILL OF RIGHTS IN YOUR POCKET TO

PASS AROUND TO ANGRY MOTHERS ANDTERRIFIED BUS BOYS.

>> WOAH, WOAH, WOAH. DON'T REACHIN YOUR POCKETS FOR ANYTHING!

ALRIGHT? KEEP YOUR HANDSVISIBLE AT ALL TIMES, GET

ONE TO HAVE THE WRIST WALLETS IFYOU HAVE TO.

>> IF THE MANAGER ASKS YOU TOLEAVE, DO SO POLITELY AND LEAVE

AT LEAST A 10% TIP ON THE TABLEALONG WITH YOUR MENACING NOTE.

>> BLACK PEOPLE, DON'T EVEN GOOUT, MAKE IT A DIGIORNO NIGHT!

>> IF APPROACHED BY A POLICEOFFICER, DO SHOW HIM YOUR PERMIT

AND INVITE HIM TO YOUR PLACE FORBEERS AND TARGET PRACTICE.

>> DON'T SAY (BLEEP) TO THEPOLICE! ALRIGHT?

THEY WILL USE THAT (BLEEP)AGAINST YOU!

JUST GET ON THE GROUND AND CUFFYOURSELF!

DON'T DO ANYTHING THAT DRAWSATTENTION!

I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY'VE GOT MEIN THIS HOODY! I'LL TAKE THISOFF.

>> IT'S A HOODIE, IT'S A HOODIE!

>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

DID YOU HAPPEN TO SEE THE TEDTALK TALKING ABOUT MACKLEMORE?

>> YOU KNOW, I LOVED THAT.

THE THINGS HE SAID ABOUT RYANLEWIS?

>> WASN'T THAT GOOD?

HEY, DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TOMAKE PARANOID WHITE PEOPLE FEEL

COMFORTABLE, ALL RIGHT?

WHY DON'T WE DISCUSS THIS MATTEROVER BRUNCH?

>> OH!

I LOVE BRUNCH!

IT'S MY FAVORITE MEALPORTMANTEAU!

>> "DON'T" ACTUALLY GO TO THATBRUNCH.

17 THE FOR TWO POACHED EGGS?

NOW THAT'S A CRIME!

>> Jon: ALRIGHT. THANK YOU VERYMUCH MICHAEL AND JORDAN.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Jon: HELLO!

MY GUEST TONIGHT!

GOT A NEW FILM OUT CALLED "EDGEOF TOMORROW."

♪♪>> STOP!

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!

STOP!

WAIT A SECOND!

WAIT A SECOND!

WAIT A SECOND!

BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN THINKING, IMEAN, THIS THING IS IN MY BLOOD,

SO MAYBE THERE'S SOME WAY ICAN TRANSFER IT TO YOU.

>> I'VE TRIED EVERYTHING.

IT DOESN'T WORK.

>> HAVE YOU, YOU KNOW --TRIED ALL -- ALL THE OPTIONS?

>> OH, YOU MEAN SEX?

YEAH, TRIED IT.

>> HOW MANY TIMES?

>> ALL RIGHT...

>> Jon: WELCOME BACK TO THEPROGRAM, TOM CRUISE!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Jon: PLEASE. YOU.

>> TOGETHER? TOGETHER?

>> TOGETHER? TOGETHER?

>> THANK YOU.>> GOOD LUCK WITH THIS THING!

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, IDON'T GO OUT MUCH, BUT I WENT

OUT TO SEE THIS.

I WENT OUT TO SEE THIS FILM

I WENT OUT OF MY HOUSE, BECAUSEI BELIEVE IN YOU.

AND YOU DELIVER.

THIS IS A VERY, VERY GOOD MOVIE.

>> THANK YOU.

>> Jon: I VERY MUCH ENJOYEDIT.

IT'S A, A, WERE YOU EVER A VIDEOGAMER?

DID YOU EVER PLAY VIDEO GAMES?

>> YOU KNOW, PLAYED A LITTLEBIT, BUT YOU GET TOO BUSY.

YOU'RE A GAMER?

>> Jon: NO!

>> YOU'RE A GAMER A LITTLE BIT?

>> Jon: NO, I WAS DATINGGIRLS, MOSTLY.

>> JUST A LITTLE BIT?

JUST A FEW NIGHTS?

>> Jon: I MIGHT HAVE WOKEN MYWIFE UP OCCASIONALLY AT 5:00 IN

THE MORNING AND SAID, I SAVEDTHE WORLD!

(LAUGHTER)YEAH, AND IT'S INTERESTING

BECAUSE THEY TRIED TO TRANSFERTHAT AESTHETIC TO FILMS VERY

OFTEN. I KNOW THIS ISN'T BASEDON A VIDEO GAME, BUT IT'S THE

FIRST MOVIE I'VE SEEN THATCAPTURES THE IDEA OF WHAT IT

FEELS LIKE TO PLAY IT, THE IDEAOF --

TELL THEM THE CONCEIT OF IT AND,AND --

>> IT IS A SUBJECTIVE REALITY OFTHIS CHARACTER IS YOU SEE HE

DOESN'T WANT THIS POWER.

HE IS ACTUALLY AP.R. GUY. AND THE WOMAN

PLAYED BY EMILY BLUNT, GREATACTRESS, SHE'S REALLY THE HERO.

MY CHARACTER'S VERY MUCH, HESTUMBLES UPON GETTING THIS ALIEN

SUPERPOWER THAT'S BASICALLYGOING TO SAVE THE WORLD, AND

IT --

>> Jon: CAN YOU SAY WHAT IT ISOR ARE YOU NOT SUPPOSED --

>> SURE, YOU CAN SAY IT. YEAHHELP ME, HELP ME.

>> Jon: HE REBOOTS EVERY TIME HEDIES, IT'S LIKE A GROUNDHOG DAY

SCENARIO, EVERY TIME HE DIESIT'S LIKE PLAYING A VIDEO GAME.

SO YOU DO IT UNTIL YOU SCREW ITUP, AND THEN DIE AND YOU

GET ANOTHER CHARACTER. ANDYOU REBOOT AT THE SAME PLACE.

>> YES. WELL, HE'S THE SAME GUY.

>> Jon: BUT HE LEARNS THEPATTERN OF HOW TO MOVE FORWARD.

>> YES, YES, AND THAT'S HOW THEALIENS HAVE BEEN ABLE TO BEAT

MANKIND.

>> Jon: AND NOW YOU HAVE THEPOWER.

>> YES. WHICH HE DOESN'T WANT.

>> Jon: WELL, HE'S KIND OF ACOWARD.

>> YES. YEAH, HE JUST FEELS LIKEHE'S JUST NOT THE GUY FOR IT.

>> Jon: YES. HE'S NOT.

>> SHE THE ONE, SHE'S THE ONETHAT SHOULD DO IT.

>> Jon: YES! CORRECT.

>> SO THAT SCENE WAS ME TRYINGTO SAY LOOK, YOU SHOULD HAVE

THIS, YOU'RE BETTER THAN I AM.

AND SHE'S TRAINING HIM.

>> Jon: SHE IS BETTER THAN HEIS!

>> YES!

(LAUGHTER)>> Jon: AND YOU'RE TRAINED AND

DEVELOPED THE RELATIONSHIP.

THAT WAS THE ONLY THING ITHOUGHT FOR A GAMER THAT WAS A

LITTLE OFF IS THE IDEA THAT, OH,MY GOD, THERE'S A GIRL HERE.

(LAUGHTER)SO THAT WAS WEIRD.

THAT WAS WEIRD.BUT HOW DO YOU -- YOU KNOW, SO

THIS IS SOMETHING, SO WHERE DOESTHIS COME FROM?

IT'S NOT -- OH, YOU HAVE NO IDEAWHAT IT'S LIKE.

YOU DON'T KNOW.

YOU GREW UP.

YOU GREW UP AS TOM CRUISE.

I GREW UP ALSO IN MY UNDERWEARIN MY HOUSE DANCING TO MUSIC

ALONE, BUT NOBODY GAVE A(BLEEP).

ALL RIGHT.

BUT HOW DOES THIS -- SO WHEREDOES THIS COME FROM?

BECAUSE THIS IS NOT BASED ON AGAME, NO?

>> IT'S BASED ON A JAPANESENOVEL.

AND BASICALLY JUST THATCONCEIT, THAT CONCEPT WAS THERE.

>> RIGHT.

AND DOUG LIMAN CAME TO ME THREEYEARS AGO WITH THIS IDEA.

>> RIGHT. GREAT DIRECTOR.>> GREAT DIRECTOR. GREAT GUY.

AND, SO WE JUST WORKED ON THESCRIPT TOGETHER AND ON THE MOVIE

AND GOT EMILY BLUNT AND CHRISMCQUARRIE CAME ON AND WROTE.

>> Jon: THE THING THAT REALLYSTRUCK ME TOO, IS IT'S REALLY

QUITE FUNNY, I SAW IT WITH OTHERPEOPLE AND THERE WAS REALLY

A GREAT DEAL OF LAUGHTER AND NOTAT THE TIMES WHEN YOU DON'T WANT

IT.

A LOT OF TIMES YOU WILL BE IN ASCREENING AND EVERYBODY WILL

LAUGH THAT LAUGH LIKE, OH, ICAN'T BELIEVE THEY DID THAT...

BUT EVERYBODY WAS TRULY ENGAGEDAND INTO IT AND THAT'S NOT EASY

TO PULL OFF IN THAT GENRE.

>> NO, IT WAS A TRICKY,TRICKY STRUCTURE AND ALSO IT'S

JUST YEAH, WE WANTED TOMAKE IT REALLY ENTERTAINING AND

FUN FOR AN AUDIENCE. AND FUNNY.AND FOR ME TO BE ABLE TO PLAY,

I LOVE CHARACTER COMEDY AND THISIS LIKE WILEY COYOTE.

>> YES.

I KEPT TELLING THE STUNT GUYS,YOU HAVE TO THROW ME AGAINST THE

WALL HARDER.>> THEY DID.

>>THEY DID AND I FINALLY WENT,THAT'S HARD ENOUGH.

THAT'S GOOD.

>> Jon: IT WAS NICE THEY TOOKYOUR NOTE BECAUSE THERE WERE A

LOT OF MOMENTS -- AND AGAIN THESURPRISING THING AS THE END,

WHEN THE ALIENS WIN AND THEEARTH IS OVERRUN AND --

>> WE WANTED A SURPRISINGENDING, SOMETHING DIFFERENT.

>> Jon: IT WAS BERGMANESQUE.

IT JUST SAID "FIN."

AND THEN EVERYTHING WAS GONE.

IT WAS REALLY GOOD AND QUITEDIFFERENT.

(LAUGHTER)IT'S REALLY GREAT AND COMING OUT

THIS WEEKEND, YES?

DO YOU GET NERVOUS BEFORE THEBIG WEEKEND? BEFORE THE BIG

PUSH? OR THAT'S OVER NOW,YOU'VE DONE IT ENOUGH AND --

>> YOU'VE DONE IT. YOU KNOW WHATI MEAN?

YOU'VE SEEN THE FILM SO MANYTIMES AND IT'S JUST THAT POINT

WHERE YOU'RE EXCITED FORAUDIENCES TO FINALLY EXPERIENCEIT.

>> THAT'S NICE. >> THAT'S A WONDERFUL, BECAUSE

I MAKE IT FOR THEM, SO THAT'SAN EXCITING TIME.

IT'S, LIKE, LET'S JUST DO IT ANDGET IT OUT.

>> Jon: YOU DON'T NECESSARILYGO INTO A ROOM WITH A BUCKET OF

HAAGEN-DAZ AND CURL UP.

>> SOMETIMES WE GO AND CHECK OUTTHEATERS AND STUFF LIKE THAT.

>> Jon: YOU'RE REALLY NOT AGAMER.

(LAUGHTER)>> Jon: "EDGE OF TOMORROW," IN

THE THEATERS FRIDAY. TOMCRUISE!

(APPLAUSE)>> Jon: THAT IS OUR SHOW!

JOIN US NEXT WEEK AT 11:00 P.M.

I SAY THAT REALLY EVERY TIME,DON'T I?

HERE IT IS, YOUR MOMENT OF ZEN.

>> NETFLIX IS TELLING CUSTOMERSTHAT VERIZON AND OTHER INTERNET

PROVIDERS ARE TO BLAME FOR SLOWSPEEDS ON VIDEO STREAMING.

IF I HAD THE PIPES AND SPENT ALLTHE MONEY ON THE PIPES I WOULD

MAKE NETFLIX IS LIKE THIS --(SPEAKING VERY SLOWLY)

-- IF THEY DON'T LIKE IT THEYCAN BUILD THEIR OWN PIPES.

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